Donnyarb Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 That's a big blob at the bottom, leave to do your dishes? That's what happened to mine. Also that black patch at the right interests me, what's that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 That's a big blob at the bottom, leave to do your dishes? That's what happened to mine. Also that black patch at the right interests me, what's that all about? Stalker. As for the latter... no idea. That's the area of my screen which actually has nothing on it (it's a widescreen monitor and there's about a 6 inch empty space to the right of all my windows). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Stalker. As for the latter... no idea. That's the area of my screen which actually has nothing on it (it's a widescreen monitor and there's about a 6 inch empty space to the right of all my windows). Weird, you must have been doing a lot of moving back and forward to get it that dark. You have a similar line at the top though (flicking through tabs I presume). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 Weird, you must have been doing a lot of moving back and forward to get it that dark. You have a similar line at the top though (flicking through tabs I presume). Guess so. I think I've just worked out what it is. I was playing Solitaire to the side... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Guess so. I think I've just worked out what it is. I was playing Solitaire to the side... Must've been playing a lot of Solitaire! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discopants Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Dunfermline fan on Sky Sports News saying, "Well I think we've got the 5th biggest support in Scotland behind Celtic, Rangers, Aberdeen and Hearts." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I think the "simpsons pictures that i gone and done" page on facebook is the best thing I've seen in ages, in particular the captions below the pictures as they make no sense whatsoever. Draw a Simpsons Character in Paint Post 37 is just glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Politics Explained FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need. FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you. DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 You know, the Anarcho-capitalism/Libertarian option looks like the most sensible... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I like the Cambodian Communism option. As long as I'm in the government. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I like the Cambodian Communism option. As long as I'm in the government. Yeah, but you end up on Britain's got talent. It's not great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I like the name "Paul" though, I reckon I suit that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackDFC Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Third year exams start tomorrow.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Third year exams start tomorrow.. My step daughters exams started last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Oh how I wish I was doing third year exams again.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 i'm sure i first saw it on here, but i've just started this. i've never been one for working out so it'll be interesting to see how it goes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackDFC Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Oh how I wish I was doing third year exams again.. They easy? You pass? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Well they're not important are they? So I passed the easy ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackDFC Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Well they're not important are they? So I passed the easy ones. A dunno . English tomorrow, math Thursday then all the other subjects start on Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I didn't do 3rd year exams . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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