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Why am I not in the least bit surprised by the above nugget of information? :P

Because you can't take that boy anywhere without him nicking something? Glasgow Area Loves A Freebie - C. Muir

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Perhaps he could pawn it and begin paying back his 3 month old £40 debt?

In all seriousness Chrisy, you little big shit, I do need that money fairly soon. Given you've been out getting cunted every weekend, you can no longer plead poverty.

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Perhaps he could pawn it and begin paying back his 3 month old £40 debt?

In all seriousness Chrisy, you little big shit, I do need that money fairly soon. Given you've been out getting cunted every weekend, you can no longer plead poverty.

Valid point.

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Kelvingrove park was quality yesterday with a few fellow P&Bers. I miss the days of sitting on hills getting absolutely out my tits, and what made it sweeter is the police walking right past it all without giving a hoot. Got punched in the back of the head on the way back to the subway station, of which I wasn't feeling at all until I woke up this morning. My mate also got kicked down the stairs, punched on the side of the head and his hand slashed. Neds must have beautiful lives.

My mate went to find a sly spot to take a piss there yesterday, when a guy in a Celtic top followed him in and started taking a piss next to him. Just before he finished the Celtic fan turned around, shouted "Yaaaaas man" and pissed all over my mate, before running away. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Perhaps he could pawn it and begin paying back his 3 month old £40 debt?

In all seriousness Chrisy, you little big shit, I do need that money fairly soon. Given you've been out getting cunted every weekend, you can no longer plead poverty.

I think we're going to have to call in the Messenger in Arms if this continues. You've not even charged interest FFS.

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I'm willing to put money on C. Muir not attending GA 5's ever again, despite the fact he's choking for a game.

I noted his interest in SA 5s on facebook the other day. Strangely, it was after you'd posted that you weren't attending. I'm sure that's just a coincidence though.

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I honestly don't remember that...

I ran out of credit at some point. I had about twenty texts sitting in my outbox asking people if they were coming out. You were one of them. Don't worry. I never forgot about you.

Wub ;)

My mate went to find a sly spot to take a piss there yesterday, when a guy in a Celtic top followed him in and started taking a piss next to him. Just before he finished the Celtic fan turned around, shouted "Yaaaaas man" and pissed all over my mate, before running away. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Superb :lol:

I've no idea what 'the Messenger in Arms' is, but I hope it involves ultraviolence.

They're guns for hire. For 20 pieces of silver, they'll remove the heart of your enemy and send it to his relatives wrapped in Clyde shirt.

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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

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I used to have a fear of hurdles. But then I got over it.

Try the steeplechase.

Hopefully you'll drown in the water jump.

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'I’m staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I’m still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I’m technically Catholic, it’s the box you have to tick on the census form: ‘Don’t believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers.’

this quote from dara o briain's wikipedia page made me laugh.

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