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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

The video on this story is very amusing, especially for our friends in the failed statelet.

https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/hs2-motion-detector-northern-irish-21222653

Aye hen, you look like you're a regular walker.

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On 06/08/2021 at 19:06, 101 said:

https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/hs2-motion-detector-northern-irish-21222653.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Going beyond compo face now a compo rant as Tory vanity project results is woman being shouted at by a Northern Irish robot.

 

2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

The video on this story is very amusing, especially for our friends in the failed statelet.

https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/hs2-motion-detector-northern-irish-21222653

Keep up m9;)

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1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

Going naked in Coventry used to be acceptable, how things have changed in 700 years.

If Godiva had looked like here she wouldn’t have got 10 feet.

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9 hours ago, SANTAN said:

My back garden has 5 or 6 dying wasps crawling on the floor this morning. What's aw that about? 

I am so shook right now. After noticing this all day thinking wtf is going on, where are they coming from, wasps living in my head rent free I went outside for a smoke, noticed another couple of dying wasps crawling about on the ground, came in and started playing fifa online - winning of course -  when I feel something on my hand, look down and a motherfucking dying wasp was crawling up my hand, shat it and shook it off, obviously I let it meet it's maker sooner than may have been planned but I don't know where it came from. I also mind reading when I was a wee kid that wasps send out a wee distress scenr for their boys to come and avenge them so I'm worried that my house is absolutley reeking of dead wasp stank and I might soon be assaulted by the gang. 

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13 minutes ago, SANTAN said:

I am so shook right now. After noticing this all day thinking wtf is going on, where are they coming from, wasps living in my head rent free I went outside for a smoke, noticed another couple of dying wasps crawling about on the ground, came in and started playing fifa online - winning of course -  when I feel something on my hand, look down and a motherfucking dying wasp was crawling up my hand, shat it and shook it off, obviously I let it meet it's maker sooner than may have been planned but I don't know where it came from. I also mind reading when I was a wee kid that wasps send out a wee distress scenr for their boys to come and avenge them so I'm worried that my house is absolutley reeking of dead wasp stank and I might soon be assaulted by the gang. 

You’ve got a nest somewhere. 

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3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

You’ve got a nest somewhere. 

I have considered that but it must be somewhere strange, have had wasp nests at an old house and it was really obvious, but I honestly can't say I've noticed any cutting about since noticing the dying ones. I'm presuming it's a failed nest somewhere, read something about the warmer weather fucking them up and it being more common. 

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2 minutes ago, SANTAN said:

I have considered that but it must be somewhere strange, have had wasp nests at an old house and it was really obvious, but I honestly can't say I've noticed any cutting about since noticing the dying ones. I'm presuming it's a failed nest somewhere, read something about the warmer weather fucking them up and it being more common. 

We had a similar thing a few years back. Near dead and dying wasps crawling outside and eventually in the house. Turns out it was a massive nest hidden in the loft. 

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27 minutes ago, SANTAN said:

I'm worried that my house is absolutley reeking of dead wasp stank and I might soon be assaulted by the gang. 

Well, sleep tight tonight. If you can.

5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Turns out it was a massive nest hidden in the loft. 

Ah, never mind, there's 24 hour TV, then. Nae sleep for you.

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15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

We had a similar thing a few years back. Near dead and dying wasps crawling outside and eventually in the house. Turns out it was a massive nest hidden in the loft. 

That last sentence was not enjoyable to read! 

I'm keeping a lighter and a can of deoderant by my bedside but I'm thinking if they're aw crawling about like little bitches this time of the year all I have to do is wait it out a few weeks or so til the cold arrives and gets them sent packing. 

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6 minutes ago, SANTAN said:

That last sentence was not enjoyable to read! 

I'm keeping a lighter and a can of deoderant by my bedside but I'm thinking if they're aw crawling about like little bitches this time of the year all I have to do is wait it out a few weeks or so til the cold arrives and gets them sent packing. 

That'll just get them hibernating and come back twice as strong. I'd burn your house down and emigrate.

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2 hours ago, bennett said:

You don't see that everyday in Glasgow. 

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I'm sure a unicorn will be along to rescue her any minute!

1 hour ago, Ludo*1 said:

Got sent this on WhatsApp. Can't say I expected the end result.

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Is that what they call the Loch Ness Monster?

7 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

That'll just get them hibernating and come back twice as strong. I'd burn your house down and emigrate.

Remember to remove all pets first!

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1 hour ago, SANTAN said:

I am so shook right now. After noticing this all day thinking wtf is going on, where are they coming from, wasps living in my head rent free I went outside for a smoke, noticed another couple of dying wasps crawling about on the ground, came in and started playing fifa online - winning of course -  when I feel something on my hand, look down and a motherfucking dying wasp was crawling up my hand, shat it and shook it off, obviously I let it meet it's maker sooner than may have been planned but I don't know where it came from. I also mind reading when I was a wee kid that wasps send out a wee distress scenr for their boys to come and avenge them so I'm worried that my house is absolutley reeking of dead wasp stank and I might soon be assaulted by the gang. 

Oops.

https://www.allgoodservices.com/blog/3-important-facts-about-wasps-and-hornets/

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We had a wasps nest in the attic, had an exterminator come in and get rid. Had a few angry dying wasps about the hour or so after it was done but they are all gone.

The guy said we should leave the nest there to stop them coming back. It’s like a warning, the wasp equivalent of a head in a spike. 

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19 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

Going naked in Coventry used to be acceptable, how things have changed in 700 years.

But did you see the photo?

"What's that Mrs Rawlings wearing?"
"Dunno, but it could do with a damn good ironing!"

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8 hours ago, GordonD said:

But did you see the photo?

"What's that Mrs Rawlings wearing?"
"Dunno, but it could do with a damn good ironing!"

Vicar: "Is that Fanny Green?"

Curate: "No, it's just the sun shining through the stained glass window."

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