Smurph Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I phoned 999 earlier as I seen a car on fire on woodside road about 20 minutes ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 I phoned 999 earlier as I seen a car on fire on woodside road about 20 minutes ago. I hope it took less than 30 minutes to arrive. That is what I'm gauging any serious response time from now on. Wankers everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 I hope it took less than 30 minutes to arrive. That is what I'm gauging any serious response time from now on. Wankers everywhere. No idea, I left the scene as sh said someone else had already phoned it in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 No idea, I left the scene as sh said someone else had already phoned it in. For the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Our main manager is away in a meeting somewhere else today, and the guy who I would normally report to is off on holiday. Someone else phoned in sick, I picked up the call, and I was wondering who the best person to inform was… The phrase I used was “who’s in charge here today?” and I was laughing almost before I finished it as it put me in mind of dundeebarry’s Leigh Griffiths blog. Teckle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Where can I read said Lee Griffiths blog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Where can I read said Lee Griffiths blog? Here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Dont know if this is for real but here is a classified add i spotted. made me chuckle anyway. Hungry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 I got the train to Stirling today to meet my mum. I gave her my dirty washing and she gave me my clean washing in return. I should really learn how to use the washing machine Step One: put washing in machine Step Two: put Persil pouches in machine Step Three: put setting to Fast Wash at 30/40 degrees. Step Four: press "Start" or equivalent Step Five: wait Step Six: remove clothes from washing machine Is that really so difficult? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Step One: put washing in machine Step Two: put Persil pouches in machine Step Three: put setting to Fast Wash at 30/40 degrees. Step Four: press "Start" or equivalent Step Five: wait Step Six: remove clothes from washing machine Is that really so difficult? No softener?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Step One: put washing in machine Step Two: put Persil pouches in machine Step Three: put setting to Fast Wash at 30/40 degrees. Step Four: press "Start" or equivalent Step Five: wait Step Six: remove clothes from washing machine Is that really so difficult? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Step 0.5 - ensure clothes are not being worn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 I have a friend who can't work the washing machine, and he still gets his Gran to run his baths. It's pathetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 No softener?? Exuberant does not use softener. Exuberant is hard as nails. Yes. But you're even a woman... Step 0.5 - ensure clothes are not being worn I have a friend who can't work the washing machine, and he still gets his Gran to run his baths. It's pathetic. What a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 But you're even a woman... I'm one of those modern day woman. Y'know one the suffragettes died for. I'm joking I can work a washing machine. Just the one in halls is a pain in the arse and it costs money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Lahey Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 I was working in Southampton today, its a shite hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Had an interview on Friday for relief work caring for vulnerable adults and got a call today to say I've been successful, all going well it'll lead onto full time work and I can get out of my current job. Totally new direction for me but looking forward to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 I was working in Southampton today, its a shite hole. Of course it is when you're used to the delights of beautiful Bristol! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 This is my 5,000th post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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