WILLIEA Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Just booked 2 nights in Berlin for me and the mrs in may. Try the currywurst from the street vendors. Superb! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 My wife just got a tattoo of a sea shell high up on the inside of right thigh. Later on I am going to put my left ear to it to see if I can smell the sea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Making a 'Smiddy Loaf' It is really easy to make. Recipe 4oz margarine 1 cup of boiling water 1 cup of sugar 3/4 lb of sultanas 2 teaspoons mixed spice Boil the above for 5 mins then allow to cool Once cooled , add in 2 cups of Self raising flour, 2 eggs and mix well. Transfer to a baking tin and put into a hot oven (180-200 degrees) and bake for 45mins to an hour. Christ i need my hole if this is what i am posting/doing on a Saturday afternoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Why is it when you are carrying a cup of tea and you suddenly feel a sneeze coming on it always seems to take a lifetime to put the cup down before you sneeze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Why is it when you are carrying a cup of tea and you suddenly feel a sneeze coming on it always seems to take a lifetime to put the cup down before you sneeze. I find this happens whenever i'm carrying something. Either a sneeze or more likely an itch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Why is it when you are carrying a cup of tea and you suddenly feel a sneeze coming on it always seems to take a lifetime to put the cup down before you sneeze. I find this happens whenever i'm carrying something. Either a sneeze or more likely an itch. A sneeze or a cough is no freind to a loose bowel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I called somebody a 'poof cat' today. T'was good. I'd recommend it. If more people used it, the world would be a better place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I called somebody a 'poof cat' today. T'was good. I'd recommend it. If more people used it, the world would be a better place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I called somebody a 'poof cat' today. T'was good. I'd recommend it. If more people used it, the world would be a better place. Not bad. I still prefer 'shit gibbon'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I called somebody a 'poof cat' today. T'was good. I'd recommend it. If more people used it, the world would be a better place. Raised a wee snigger here. Well played 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Not bad. I still prefer 'shit gibbon'. That one was great. Pretty sure somebody also called someone on here a 'cockwomble' which I found hilarious. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Bitch, please. f**k wombat is where it's at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Just flown back from kuala lumpur via singapore,2mr i fly back to singapore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Just flown back from kuala lumpur via singapore,2mr i fly back to singapore Couldn't you just have used the phone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I just got duvet burn on my left nipple. Painful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 the only queue worth waiting in is in a line up Aye, if you are enthusiastic about stirring other folks porridge and catching a fatal dose of the AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 That one was great. Pretty sure somebody also called someone on here a 'cockwomble' which I found hilarious. this guy is the cockwomble 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Blessed be, Kilt's lit one candle too many... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21565318 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Blessed be, Kilt's lit one candle too many... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21565318 didnt spread far enough imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I miss ice-cream vans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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