Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 or wanking Was it a gene pool? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Was it a gene pool?Probably the shallow end.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Not getting a job you're absolutely desperate for is a proper kick in the baws like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Just witnessed a bizarre rammy in George Sq. Some wee guy guy was facing off with those community police officers screaming HEEEELLLP! alot at top of his voice. Next thing police rock up with paramedics and give him the police walkie talkie as a distraction, then nab him and try get him in the police car. The two police officers and two community officers kept trying to shove the fella in the car. More screams for help and a long struggle. A back up of two more policemen rock up and eventually get him in the car. Strange scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Just witnessed a bizarre rammy in George Sq. Some wee guy guy was facing off with those community police officers screaming HEEEELLLP! alot at top of his voice. Next thing police rock up with paramedics and give him the police walkie talkie as a distraction, then nab him and try get him in the police car. The two police officers and two community officers kept trying to shove the fella in the car. More screams for help and a long struggle. A back up of two more policemen rock up and eventually get him in the car. Strange scenes. My mate seen that Disappointed neither of you helped him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Just witnessed a bizarre rammy in George Sq. Some wee guy guy was facing off with those community police officers screaming HEEEELLLP! alot at top of his voice. Next thing police rock up with paramedics and give him the police walkie talkie as a distraction, then nab him and try get him in the police car. The two police officers and two community officers kept trying to shove the fella in the car. More screams for help and a long struggle. A back up of two more policemen rock up and eventually get him in the car. Strange scenes. The Return of Kilt I tell thee. Blessed be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Had two hours spare before pub meet so I went to the cinema not knowing what was on. "Sunshine on Leith, Scottish film, started 5mins ago eh? No idea what's it about but may as well give it a shot. Could be a Restless Natives for all you know" I said. Little did I know it was a High School F****** Musical with tartan and Hibs tops on singing Proclaimers!!! Considering leaving but P&B GN might get me through. Lesson: Always read the label. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Had two hours spare before pub meet so I went to the cinema not knowing what was on. "Sunshine on Leith, Scottish film, started 5mins ago eh? No idea what's it about but may as well give it a shot. Could be a Restless Natives for all you know" I said. Little did I know it was a High School F****** Musical with tartan and Hibs tops on singing Proclaimers!!! Considering leaving but P&B GN might get me through. Lesson: Always read the label. Oooof! Rush was probably playing at the same time as that singing/dancing/prancing guff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Being the smartarse I am when I dropped my laptop charger on the floor, I though it would be smart to flick it up with my foot and catch it like a hero. That didn't happen. I flicked it up, it came to baw height, skiffed the side of one of my baws and fell back onto the ground. A second later I fell with it. I'm in AGONY!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) I've left. I thought I could persevere but I couldn't. Too painful. First time I've ever left a film early. Eta: That 'Persevere' (Proclaimers album) pun was completely unintentional btw. Edited October 17, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 I always seen cartoons in this sort of quality here. Good. http://youtu.be/ZbMDHCR9W30 Then I had the good fortune to see one made in Blu Ray. Amazing quality on full screen. Could be a Top 5 thread there, animations. http://youtu.be/UfEKBmE1yGA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 First night out tomorrow in many months. Quite looking forward to it. Why is the Hibs-Celtic game at 12.30 on Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Still 2 hours away from London. The bus broke down and the 11 hour journey has increased to 15. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Still 2 hours away from London. The bus broke down and the 11 hour journey has increased to 15. Definitely deserves a toley left on the back seat now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Still 2 hours away from London. The bus broke down and the 11 hour journey has increased to 15. Had a chance to take a shite yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Definitely deserves a toley left on the back seat now. Had a chance to take a shite yet? Yup, I did it on the driver's seat before sticking my finger in it and smearing the words 'I WANT A FULL REFUND' on his windshield. I had enough left for a few exclamation marks as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Yup, I did it on the driver's seat before sticking my finger in it and smearing the words 'I WANT A FULL REFUND' on his windshield. I had enough left for a few exclamation marks as well. Lol, top man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Yup, I did it on the driver's seat before sticking my finger in it and smearing the words 'I WANT A FULL REFUND' on his windshield. I had enough left for a few exclamation marks as well. You need to be careful about how many exclamation marks you use. Terry Pratchett has a pretty good theory that directly links how many a person uses to their mental state. Don't know what his thoughts are on shitey windscreens, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 f**k off buying Christmas presents for the offspring. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x162apk_103-year-old-man-marries-99-year-old-bride_fun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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