Aubrey Maturin Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Maybe for a day or two, but things get a bit flat towards the end of the week. As long as you don't end up board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 As long as you don't end up board. I'll solder on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Creasing myself at the humour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 My morning dump was slightly more entertaining this morning. Well done matty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 For the first time in years there are no tram works in Edinburgh today! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 For the first time in years there are no tram works in Edinburgh today! Any sign of a working tram though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Any sign of a working tram though? I knew they'd forget something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I knew they'd forget something. I was thinking along those lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I was thinking along those lines. You must be off your trolley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 You must be off your trolley. I will not be derailled by your accusations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy2Y_a5l4Jk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 At a big, region-wide staff outing in a country club last night I managed to lob a crisp into a glass of wine from as far as I would say it's humanly possible to throw a Wotsit. I subsequently got the glass of wine poured over my head just as the big swinging business dicks came over to our table. Nailed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy2Y_a5l4Jk What an utter throbber, even for show. They should have just jumped on him and leathered him. Provocation is all there on film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Just seeing there wunfellaff's been banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Just seeing there wunfellaff's been banned. RTBC thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 http://www.autoscout24.ch/de/d/audi-coupe-cabriolet-1996-occasion?vehid=1845540 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Just seeing there wunfellaff's been binned. Fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Why can't posters stay within the rules of the site and avoid permabans ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I've just got back from a weeks holiday in Cyprus. I had utterly bizarre dreams when I was there, I think you dream differently when experiencing a change temperature and it was pretty hot - also my wife had the air conditioning on in our room at night which maybe made it worse. One of the dreams I had was that I had arranged to buy a run-down old children's home from Edinburgh Council for £20,000, I planned to do it up and sell it back to them at a huge profit. To help me do this I was going to enlist the help of Gary MacKay, the former Hearts player. Complicating matters was the fact that I had developed a huge alcohol problem. Just around the corner from the children's home was a kiosk and I went to buy a beer there - it was run by Artur, the guy who used to work in Starbucks in my old work. He refused to serve me, because he said I was drinking too much. At some point Marshmallo from Pie and Bovril also came up to me (I think he was behind me in the queue) and said that I wouldn't succeed in renovating the children's home because I was a shambolic alkie. I woke up pretty annoyed, I can tell you, I was convinced I'd spent all I have on a rundown children's home and then drank the rest. It's also a bit puzzling as I don't think I've ever thought of Gary MacKay, I haven't seen Artur from my old work in two months and I hadn't been on P&B to see any of Marshmallo's posts all week. What does it all mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I've just got back from a weeks holiday in Cyprus. I had utterly bizarre dreams when I was there, I think you dream differently when experiencing a change temperature and it was pretty hot - also my wife had the air conditioning on in our room at night which maybe made it worse. One of the dreams I had was that I had arranged to buy a run-down old children's home from Edinburgh Council for £20,000, I planned to do it up and sell it back to them at a huge profit. To help me do this I was going to enlist the help of Gary MacKay, the former Hearts player. Complicating matters was the fact that I had developed a huge alcohol problem. Just around the corner from the children's home was a kiosk and I went to buy a beer there - it was run by Artur, the guy who used to work in Starbucks in my old work. He refused to serve me, because he said I was drinking too much. At some point Marshmallo from Pie and Bovril also came up to me (I think he was behind me in the queue) and said that I wouldn't succeed in renovating the children's home because I was a shambolic alkie. I woke up pretty annoyed, I can tell you, I was convinced I'd spent all I have on a rundown children's home and then drank the rest. It's also a bit puzzling as I don't think I've ever thought of Gary MacKay, I haven't seen Artur from my old work in two months and I hadn't been on P&B to see any of Marshmallo's posts all week. What does it all mean? What did I look like, my actual appearance or my avatar? I'm intrigued. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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