Sergeant Wilson Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 You'll be fine as long as they left the window open a bit. They did, with a tube from the exhaust pipe leading to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Ya wee p***k. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm Oft... 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards Unlucky etc etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Oft... Unlucky etc etc Imagine the scene when they take them back for a refund, 'can you prove that aye?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Update (& Fast Show fans amongst will specifically appreciate this, essentially): Me: Now, did you get the tatties? Her: Even better than that! I got a picture frame for that photo I printed earlier, some AA batteries because there was a 2 for 1 offer on aaaaand a big box for the attic to keep the Christmas decorations in. Nae f****** tatties so she's back in. That exhaust idea is half tempting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Update (& Fast Show fans amongst will specifically appreciate this, essentially): Me: Now, did you get the tatties? Her: Even better than that! I got a picture frame for that photo I printed earlier, some AA batteries because there was a 2 for 1 offer on aaaaand a big box for the attic to keep the Christmas decorations in. Nae f****** tatties so she's back in. That exhaust idea is half tempting. Which was nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 An hour ago I said "I'll just wait in the car" as the other half, her mum and gran went into ASDA to get some tatties. I'm still out in the car waiting FFS. ^^^ peeling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Bevy Squad Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I seen a guy shit himself, full of ecstacy on Friday at a rave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Not long after I joined P&B someone posted this. Still worth a watch if you've not seen it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Hmm. Is there not somebody on here that is supposed to be a rapper? That's not him is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeR4jS_IO7Y ^ Watched this about the guy Ingram who cheated on who wants to be a millionaire, pretty good viewing if anyone is bored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Happy New Year from Adelaide 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I have made exactly 1000 posts in the Word Association thread. Never looked at it before, scary to be such an exact number when I did. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 No surprise here, Palmerston, most of its 62 inhabitants are descended from one man - an Englishman who settled there 150 years ago. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25430383 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Bottoms up! Arigatou Mozzamozza san Skal, Skol, Proost, Slainte, Zoltan Varga 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 It's 2am and 31.4c outside and watching classic Dumbarton Rock And She Was on Max. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 It can't be that great in Australia the amount of time you've spent on here the last couple of hours and have been productive on the Word Association thread. I don't think you're in Australia. 88 degrees at 2 am. I wouldn't be sleeping either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Sorry it's only 31.1 now. Must admit I haven't been outside this year but when I came home albeit last year around 5pm 31.12.13 when it was 37c I was somewhere in South Australia. My brain is usually somewhere else but my arse is on a couch watching Rage on ABC TV and conveniently playing TSM's Whatareya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Sorry it's only 31.1 now. Must admit I haven't been outside this year but when I came home albeit last year around 5pm 31.12.13 when it was 37c I was somewhere in South Australia. My brain is usually somewhere else but my arse is on a couch watching Rage on ABC TV and conveniently playing TSM's Whatareya. Australia's loss is Scotland's gain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Australia's loss is Scotland's gain. My apologies it's TISM and apart from wishing you a Happy New Year I won't tell you to get fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 My apologies it's TISM and apart from wishing you a Happy New Year I won't tell you to get fucked. No need to apologise. Happy New Year to you too. I wish you would, I live in hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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