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Due to having to take an unexpectedly large shit yesterday morning, I lost track of time and missed my bus. This resulted in me being circa one and a half hours late for work. Due to me currently doing an archiving project, no one seemed to notice or care as it was assumed I was in the archiving building.

I seriously considered coming in at about 11 today but decided that would be taking the piss too much so I arrived, as usual, on time.

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Due to having to take an unexpectedly large shit yesterday morning, I lost track of time and missed my bus. This resulted in me being circa one and a half hours late for work. Due to me currently doing an archiving project, no one seemed to notice or care as it was assumed I was in the archiving building.

I seriously considered coming in at about 11 today but decided that would be taking the piss too much so I arrived, as usual, on time.

Were you secretly disappointed that you weren't asked to explain why you were late yesterday? Can just imagine a management reaction!

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Had a five fold on tonight and shat it at 50 minutes because Brentford were drawing and cashed in. Got £20.00 back when I could've had £70 now at full time. Tears.

Eta. I am a massive pussy.

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I'm extraordinarily tired after staying up all night reading William Congreve's The Way of the World for a presentation I'm doing on the play on Thursday. I also have a politics tutorial in 3 hours. The tutorial will be getting told to get tae in favour of sleep, but I'm getting that scared feeling of butterflies in my stomach that I used to have in school when I went on the odd truanting job that I'm doing something massively wrong and rebellious, and my only relief is by telling social media. However this would be too lame a status for facebook, so here we are.

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I'm extraordinarily tired after staying up all night reading William Congreve's The Way of the World for a presentation I'm doing on the play on Thursday. I also have a politics tutorial in 3 hours. The tutorial will be getting told to get tae in favour of sleep, but I'm getting that scared feeling of butterflies in my stomach that I used to have in school when I went on the odd truanting job that I'm doing something massively wrong and rebellious, and my only relief is by telling social media. However this would be too lame a status for facebook, so here we are.

#fuckthesystem

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Comical moment where a group of (young, female and fit) German tourists on the Edinburgh to St Andrews bus thought that Methil/Leven was St Andrews. The look of disgust (before being told they're still an hour away) was superb.

Full tour of the real Scotland I suppose.

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A very awkward moment for me there. A man came to my door, and when I answered he just mumbled something and handed me a card. The card read "Hello, I am deaf. I have some drawings that I wish to sell for money so that I can pay for school/college. I would be grateful if you could buy one of my drawings."

I shook my head with a sympathetic smile and my hand gestures were pretty clear that I didn't have any money, or that I didn't want to buy a drawing off him, I'll leave that one up to his own interpretation. Plus, I don't really know how to say "I'm just gonna nip to the bank because I don't have any money in the house but I'll be back in 15 minutes" in sign language.

What I found really awkward about it was that, even if I did want to buy a drawing off the guy, how much do I pay? How would I go about asking to see the drawings first, only to find out they're shite and then say "nah, I'm awright actually."

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