LinkinFighter Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I'm getting ads on the app now, but not ones like that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 mate, you do realise those adverts are based on your search historyNo shame here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I'm getting an audiobook advert on mine. I think that's more pathetic than being outed for browsing the old smut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Anyone getting this? ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1395612062.865407.jpg Pervert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'm getting an audiobook advert on mine. I think that's more pathetic than being outed for browsing the old smut. I've got one about learning how to prevent wildfires. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Mines are trying to sell me baseball caps. Something I've never searched for once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 No shame hereTo be fair, I was getting those adverts as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'm getting adverts on training bibs and it's also inviting me to move to Liverpool. I'll pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'm getting adverts on training bibs and it's also inviting me to move to Liverpool. I'll pass. Yep, I'm getting the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I had a dream last night where me and some friends took a minibus to play football. We were going past the old maternity hospital in Dunfermline when the bus took a turn down a steep street that doesn't exitst to get to the fields (which also don't exist). Inside we were all getting changed and I went to take a pish. For some reason two of my friends were in there taking a pish whilst naked. One of them turned around and started pishing on me. Naturally I was less than pleased and stormed out in a fury but also feeling hurt and betrayed. I decided to get a bus home so started walking up the steep, imaginary hill. Whilst walking up the hill I decided that as my trainers were soaked with pish, I would remove them. I threw them in a skip then resumed walking barefoot. At the top of the hill I got back in to an area that does exist, but was from the past (i.e. shops etc that are there now were not there in the dream; it looked like how it used to). I got on the bus, barefoot and got dtopped off at the old bus station (it was demolished years ago). I remember being worried about being barefoot and then was walking up one of the cables on the Forth Road Bridge. I'm also writing this on the shitter at work and my right leg has gone numb and I"m struggling to stand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Update: I managed to stand and get wiped. Despite some bad pins and needles for a couplr of minutes I managed to get back to the area I'm working at the moment. Pleasingly I have to go down to one of the buildings in Rosyth to help out for 3 hours meaning I have to leave at about 12 due to how long the bus takes. As I finish down there at 4 I basically finish at 4 as I won't get back here till about 5, so no point doing so (I'll just get off in town). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Update: I managed to stand and get wiped. Despite some bad pins and needles for a couplr of minutes I managed to get back to the area I'm working at the moment. Why would you stand up then wipe. Were you neglected as a child, therefore unable to wipe your arse the proper way?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 apparently I am unemployed! turned up for work today to be told not to bother, apparently missing last week because I was in hospital is not acceptable, stress related illness is not accepted.Could have told me when I drove up on Thursday, but noo f**k 'em I don't need their dirty money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Thought you just started a new job RN? Anyway, on a lighter note, I've just seen a car covered in fanny pads parked in the middle of Dundee. Was it a Datsun Cherry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Thought you just started a new job RN? Anyway, on a lighter note, I've just seen a car covered in fanny pads parked in the middle of Dundee. Don't think I was "warrior" enough or "In you face sucka" enough for them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Looking through my wee boy's P3 pdp earlier and he has written, "I know that God created the world." Explained to him what I believe and told him that he'll make his own mind up on these things when he's a bit older and knows more. He tells me that he was asked to write that in his book which, if true, I'll be pretty annoyed about. Are schools still allowed to teach these absolute bullshit fairy tales? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Thought you just started a new job RN? Anyway, on a lighter note, I've just seen a car covered in fanny pads parked in the middle of Dundee. That time of the month huh> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Or just some messy cnut's car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Thought you just started a new job RN? Anyway, on a lighter note, I've just seen a car covered in fanny pads parked in the middle of Dundee. Were they Austin Maxi pads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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