jagfox Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I managed to poke myself in the eye when going for a pish earlier (with my finger; last time I measured my cock it was 6.2 inches when erect). It was sore but not even comparable to the time someone threw a paper plate in my eye.Which eye Careful with your ruler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Which eye Careful with your ruler Left eye. And I'm a great measurer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Bobbling about Edinburgh before catching train to Newcastle and notice some guys doing pub golf Just me or does everyone else stamp pub golfers as instant turbo c***s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Bobbling about Edinburgh before catching train to Newcastle and notice some guys doing pub golf Just me or does everyone else stamp pub golfers as instant turbo c***s? Outwith Freshers definitely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Outwith Freshers definitely. ^^^ played pub golf at Freshers. Don't try to justify it. It's top cuntish behavior any time of the year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Pub golf is a good laugh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Pub golf is a good laugh Explain? Apart from the shit get up how is it better than a standard pub crawl? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm starting a new job tomorrow as a bouncer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Outwith Freshers definitely. Even within, especially when the visors are in use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Explain? Apart from the shit get up how is it better than a standard pub crawl? I didnt say it was better? I said it was a good laugh, which it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm starting a new job tomorrow as a bouncer Have you got the new(ish) license thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Have you got the new(ish) license thing? Yup I had to endure a 4day course to get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Yup I had to endure a 4day course to get it. Did you have to pay for it yourself, if so how much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Did you have to pay for it yourself, if so how much? If you earn under a certain amount you can get ILA funding for the course. If you pay your self it's about 200. The badge is £220 but some companies will pay for it or if your on the dole you can get a grant if you get a letter saying you will get a full time job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Got some valium this evening. Its quite nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 "The unnamed train operator was said to have admitted falling asleep while on duty in February, resulting in a train partially missing its station" Doesn't look like a miss to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 "The unnamed train operator was said to have admitted falling asleep while on duty in February, resulting in a train partially missing its station" Doesn't look like a miss to me. Go home train, you are drunk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 1am today - Get home (in Aberdeen) after a post work 'pint', pondering what to do with my Saturday. 9:20am - Sitting on the bog in John Lewis, Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 1am today - Get home (in Aberdeen) after a post work 'pint', pondering what to do with my Saturday. 9:20am - Sitting on the bog in John Lewis, Edinburgh. I'm sitting on the shitter in a hotel room in Glasgow. Great minds etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 "The unnamed train operator was said to have admitted falling asleep while on duty in February, resulting in a train partially missing its station" Doesn't look like a miss to me. looks like shes been sacked http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26897226 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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