cal234ey Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 A friend of mine and his sister had the Agadoo lyrics "Agadoo doo doo" confused with "I've got two two two" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Wasn't there an old Memorex advert that aped Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues, with a bunch of misheard lyrics on the placards? The conceit being that you'd have heard the lyrics properly if you used Memorex tapes for your pirate copies (I'm guessing). Might have been a dream, right enough. I still can't hear Sweet Nothing without hearing "I'm living on sexy Alpen", to the point that I'm amazed they haven't used it in an advertising campaign. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Wasn't there an old Memorex advert that aped Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues, with a bunch of misheard lyrics on the placards? The conceit being that you'd have heard the lyrics properly if you used Memorex tapes for your pirate copies (I'm guessing). Might have been a dream, right enough. I still can't hear Sweet Nothing without hearing "I'm living on sexy Alpen", to the point that I'm amazed they haven't used it in an advertising campaign. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 11 hours ago, Zen Archer said: HTH That'll teach me for not checking the thread first, although I think this is the one that I remembered. Maxell had a bloody cheek. I remember their tapes being cheap shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 My cousin used to be adamant that You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate was in fact 'You Said Something'..despite the clue in the song title. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Wham - Club Tropicana Misheard: Club tropicana drinks are free, fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone, all that's missing is disease Actual: Club tropicana drinks are free, fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone, all that's missing is the sea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 When I was wee, I was convinced the line from Bohemian Rhapsody;"spare him his life from this monstrosity"Was"spare him his life for his mum's sausages"As I said I was very young at the time!!![emoji854] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Kinky Afro by the Happy Mondays.Back in my yoof there was a slight misunderstanding with the lyrics;"You come around here and you put both your feet in".At the time translated to;"You come around here you butt fukin ******".You live and learn. Edit to add; Oops. Wasn't aware that word was filtered. Apologies if anyone was offended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Misheard from a much earlier age which had it stick for years, but just realised that the "have sex with me" bit of the Communards' Don't Leave Me This Way is actually the rather quickly spoken "come satisfy me". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parfecto Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I'm sure Katy Perry is singing "Don't be afraid to catch fish". Sounds better than "feels" tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I'm sure Katy Perry is singing "Don't be afraid to catch fish". Sounds better than "feels" tbf. This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garf Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 There was a song going about on the radio, maybe last year. I'm told the real lyric is "You're too sexy, beautiful", but I can't stop hearing "Going to a sexy funeral" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 She's got it Yeah baby, she's got it Well, I'm your penis I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your penis I'm your fire At your desire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Hoover Dam by Sugar Always thought it was "I'm on the centre line, right between two sticks of pine". Turns out it's "states of mind". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Beautiful Trauma by PinkI thought she was singingMy love madrigal (my love, my drug ah)My perfect black bottom (my perfect rock bottom)Disappointed tbh, not enough love madrigals in pop music these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emiliano ZaBankie Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Prowler by Iron Maiden.I thought for years the lyric was ‘you hear me coming in the bushes with an awesome sigh’Then I thought I had it right with ‘you see me crawling through the bushes when it’s all gone quiet’I have just checked and it’s actually ‘you see me crawling through the bushes with it open wide’, it’s an ode to flashers which is worse than either & incredibly creepy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Metallica - Fade to Black I was sure it was "Emptiness is filling me, to the point of irony" The actual lyrics are "Emptiness is filling me, to the point of agony" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Sounds like Mary Berry rather than “married, buried” at the end of all apologies by nirvana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruppenfuhrer Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 sophia george, girlie girlie man your too girlie girlie you flash it round the worldie, sound likes you just a flashy curly wurly or something like that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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