BFTD Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Official Partners of Big Clubs are always a good laugh. Man United have some very strange designations: Man Utd Global Partners & Sponsors | Manchester United "Official Global Lubricant Partner and Fuel Retail Partner of Manchester United" The World Cup is marvellous for this. FIFA will happily take money from anyone for anything. "Chopalov - proud supplier of sharia amputation blades to the FIFA World Cup" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 I hope spurs loose every single game they ever play now. Thats absolutely the cringiest thing in football since that thistle player posed with the horrendously unappetising pizza. Thats not even football anymore, just monetising shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 On 14/04/2021 at 12:10, bennett said: Surely she must've noticed the road when she viewed the hoose, was she expecting a tranquil meadow scene...... What I picked up from that was that "mental health" was thrown in. I know mental health is a serious issue but too many folk realise it is taken seriously and tag it onto things to make their often daft points seem more serious. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Standard go-to thinking for a Yank - "I'll shoot that motherfucker". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: I hope spurs loose every single game they ever play now. Thats absolutely the cringiest thing in football since that thistle player posed with the horrendously unappetising pizza. Thats not even football anymore, just monetising shite. It's very American to have an official partner for just about anything. It makes me laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I refuse to learn why this woman apparently made a two hour video on cancel culture but I respect this complete non-apology 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Busta Nut said: What I picked up from that was that "mental health" was thrown in. I know mental health is a serious issue but too many folk realise it is taken seriously and tag it onto things to make their often daft points seem more serious. She's an utter moron and my sympathy is less that zero. She's not a young naive person either. To not know that living next to a busy road would come with all the problems she's noted is inexcusable. What the f**k did she think would happen living next to a busy road? During the viewing(s) did she not notice the busy fucking road behind the house?! I live in a top floor flat and can feel vibrations when a bus or lorry goes by the road down the front. Buying a house isn't a quick process either. There would be viewings and reports, and the solicitor would have answered any queries (even if they bullshitted a bit). She would have had plenty of opportunities to see the massive fucking problems that living next to a busy road causes before completing the purchase. Friends and/or relatives would surely have pointed this out too. Common fucking sense would have made things obvious. Bet the previous owners are still pishing themselves with laughter. Her wanting to inconvenience everyone with a load of lights and speed cameras is such a self centred view as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 When they built all those new flats and townhouses on the road along to The Rock, the new occupiers complained that they were inconvenienced by matchday traffic. Matchday traffic from the football stadium which had stood there since 2000, and the houses were built 15 years later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: She's an utter moron and my sympathy is less that zero. She's not a young naive person either. To not know that living next to a busy road would come with all the problems she's noted is inexcusable. What the f**k did she think would happen living next to a busy road? During the viewing(s) did she not notice the busy fucking road behind the house?! I live in a top floor flat and can feel vibrations when a bus or lorry goes by the road down the front. Buying a house isn't a quick process either. There would be viewings and reports, and the solicitor would have answered any queries (even if they bullshitted a bit). She would have had plenty of opportunities to see the massive fucking problems that living next to a busy road causes before completing the purchase. Friends and/or relatives would surely have pointed this out too. Common fucking sense would have made things obvious. Bet the previous owners are still pishing themselves with laughter. Her wanting to inconvenience everyone with a load of lights and speed cameras is such a self centred view as well. It’s usually even mentioned in the home report if it’s near a busy road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Clyde Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 It's like when someone lives next to a 100 year old football ground and they moan about the noise on match days.Surely the stadium was a giveaway?Presumably the houses are cheaper due to them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I liked the bit where she said she put up goals for her nephew to play football in the garden but then said he couldn't do so because of the flimsy fence. Why did you put up the goal posts in the first place then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Huge online reaction and £000s raised via a gofundme she set up herself and voila- dug is ‘found’ and reward will absolutely NAP go to someone she’s never met. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 [/url] Huge online reaction and £000s raised via a gofundme she set up herself and voila- dug is ‘found’ and reward will absolutely NAP go to someone she’s never met. Cairo is an absolutely horrendous name for a dog. Hope the RSPCA take it away and she gets done for fraud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: Huge online reaction and £000s raised via a gofundme she set up herself and voila- dug is ‘found’ and reward will absolutely NAP go to someone she’s never met. 1 hour ago, The Golden God said: Cairo is an absolutely horrendous name for a dog. Hope the RSPCA take it away and she gets done for fraud. a random pic of a WhatsApp group chats side of any story is always a good laugh Edited April 16, 2021 by Scotty Tunbridge 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Just got put in twitter jail for saying bernie madoff acted like a c**t. Literally 20 seconds after i posted it too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Said a wee while ago this Cairo dug story has a whiff of the Shannon Matthews about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Well the dugs been found so I can sleep soundly tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 The lassie with the dug story has posted a conversation with the lassie who found it. I swear to actual f**k the person who found the dog messaged and said ‘can i gie the dug a banana’. I know very little about canine care, but just something about that had me laughing my head off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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