The_Kincardine Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Rizzo said: This from my MIL over the weekend. We had gone to Cowal for the weekend and on Sunday drove from Tighnabruich to Dunoon. We were passing through a patch of woodland which was obviously part of a shooting estate. MIL drove slowly due to the number of suicidal birds flying/running across the road in front of us. At one point a male peacock strutted out into Is there any other kind? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Is there any other kind? These days, who knows. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Me “I’ve seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa” Her “Really? Where?”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Your MIL sounds class Mad as a hatter but a great laugh tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Last night I asked how much she liked her drink out of ten."is ten good or bad?""good""Mmm... Five" 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printer Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 To be fair that's a six if 10 was bad. [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Mrs has a habit of asking me how stuff works before it’s even out of the packaging but has progressed to general knowledge stuff too. Last night she asked “who made Boney M’s costumes?”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs has a habit of asking me how stuff works before it’s even out of the packaging but has progressed to general knowledge stuff too. Last night she asked “who made Boney M’s costumes?”. She probably thinks you designed them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She probably thinks you designed them. Well, he does wear them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 hours ago, printer said: To be fair that's a six if 10 was bad. Depends if it starts at 0 or 1. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Bold Rover said: Well, he does wear them. The don't call him Daddy Cool for nothing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I've noticed my wife asking me this a lot recently - "What should I say back to *person*?" Without actually telling me what they've said in the first place. 3 times this week she's done this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 My wife does that too. She seems to forget that she's the one who has actual social skills while I'm an anti-social IT professional. How the hell should I know what to say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 And when you do give them something to say "Well I can't say that" Why bloody ask? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 I've just spent the best part of ten minutes explaining to Maw Sanchez how Eurovision voting works. Each country gets 1 to 12 points. Yes. Those are based on the jury votes. Yes. So how does the public give them 1 point or 200 points? Each country's public votes are scored in the same way as the jury votes, then added together and announced at once. Cue at least four goes of me saying the same thing before it goes in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've just spent the best part of ten minutes explaining to Maw Sanchez how Eurovision voting works. Each country gets 1 to 12 points. Yes. Those are based on the jury votes. Yes. So how does the public give them 1 point or 200 points? Each country's public votes are scored in the same way as the jury votes, then added together and announced at once. Cue at least four goes of me saying the same thing before it goes in. I don't understand. And you are too interested in Eurovision. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Bold Rover said: I don't understand. And you are too interested in Eurovision. And worryingly he watches it with his maw. Probably in the buff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: And worryingly he watches it with his maw. Probably in the buff. Photies or gtf. On second thoughts, nah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 At the zoo yesterday and we were trying to remember the name of the different types of penguins. Wife: "Kingfisher" Me: "No, that's not a type of penguin" Wife: "Yeah, you're right, that's a bird" Me, pointing at a penguin : "So's that" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Mrs could be a sports commentator. She saw Deontay Wilder’s latest victim getting smeared over the canvas and said “it must get really boring for him knocking people out so quickly” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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