hk blues Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 On 12/05/2024 at 04:46, Sergeant Wilson said: We had a power cut last week and she asked if the toilet would still flush. If you were living in Japan that would be a perfectly reasonable question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 (edited) Letter came the other day in my partners name advising she has a council tax bill to pay for £23. We moved recently so obviously some mix up there. Conversation went like this: OH: 'we'll need to get this paid quickly, it's says we'll get a summary warrant if we don't' Me: 'Aye well it's probably their cock up as we were on a direct debit and paid it. I won't lose sleep over it.' OH: 'Well I'm paying it before we go to Rome. Last thing I need is getting lifted at the airport or deported from Italy and ruining my holiday' SUMMARY WARRANT. Edited July 18 by Connor1874 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Heading down to Haddington the other week, and passed a few large trucks which were obviously heading down for the Scottish open golf. The wife pipes up, "oh, they must be heading to troon" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 7 minutes ago, philpy said: Heading down to Haddington the other week, and passed a few large trucks which were obviously heading down for the Scottish open golf. The wife pipes up, "oh, they must be heading to troon" Sounds reasonable. What am I missing? Did she say it with a small 't' or something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 41 minutes ago, The DA said: Sounds reasonable. What am I missing? Did she say it with a small 't' or something? The Scottish Open was in North Berwick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 This is just golf being dicks. “The Open that’s in Scotland isn’t the Scottish Open” is specialist knowledge for slacks enthusiasts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 (edited) 58 minutes ago, coprolite said: This is just golf being dicks. “The Open that’s in Scotland isn’t the Scottish Open” is specialist knowledge for slacks enthusiasts. And I'm slow today. As soon as I looked at the original post again, I spotted the problem. ETA: And I'm not a golfer - I like women. Edited July 18 by The DA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Gowfcunts. Anyway, currently at work and as the bairn is away, the missus has taken on the mantle of painter of her bedroom. "Ive just my hand to stir the paint, was that a mistake" she's just whatsapped. Presumably her phones fucked as well now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gowfcunts. Anyway, currently at work and as the bairn is away, the missus has taken on the mantle of painter of her bedroom. "Ive just my hand to stir the paint, was that a mistake" she's just whatsapped. Presumably her phones fucked as well now. Tell her just to use her hand to paint the walls now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 1 minute ago, Swarley said: Tell her just to use her hand to paint the walls now. Welcome home. How do you like your new bedroom?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gowfcunts. Anyway, currently at work and as the bairn is away, the missus has taken on the mantle of painter of her bedroom. "Ive just my hand to stir the paint, was that a mistake" she's just whatsapped. Presumably her phones fucked as well now. I hope you didn't get emulsional about it. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: the missus has taken on the mantle of painter of her bedroom There is a Kenneth related joke in here, but I'm far too polite to make it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 1 hour ago, philpy said: I hope you didn't get emulsional about it. Im just going to gloss over this shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 We're looking to book a holiday soon. She was looking on her phone and said "what was that other country I said to you? Moldovia?" She meant Montenegro. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 9 hours ago, philpy said: Heading down to Haddington Fortunately The Bangles renamed it Going Down to Liverpool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Opened up this thread to a low key shagging brag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 She's persuaded me to watch Suits on Netflix. Been enjoying it tbh. She gave me a heads up that in season 2, Meghan Markle's characters father comes into the show. And her words were 'it's mad because the guy who plays him looks like her Dad in real life'. Please see attached, comparison photos of the 2 men in question. Uncanny. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 58 minutes ago, Connor1874 said: She's persuaded me to watch Suits on Netflix. Been enjoying it tbh. She gave me a heads up that in season 2, Meghan Markle's characters father comes into the show. And her words were 'it's mad because the guy who plays him looks like her Dad in real life'. Please see attached, comparison photos of the 2 men in question. Uncanny. Kind of similar - I was teaching in Hong Kong and one of the students said his mother looked and sounded like Diana Ross. He was Japanese - I assume she was as well. To be fair, though, he had the look of George Michael about him so who knows? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 Something similar years and years ago with my Ex. International football on the TV, sure it was Germany v's Cameroon, or another very obviously black African nation, and she comes out with the classic "who's who?" line. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 On 18/07/2024 at 11:53, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anyway, currently at work and as the bairn is away, the missus has taken on the mantle of painter of her bedroom. "Ive just my hand to stir the paint, was that a mistake" she's just whatsapped. Presumably her phones f**ked as well now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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