Todd_is_God Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 11 hours ago, Estragon said: They only get one sting each but... QI Klaxons going off all over the place... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 16 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: QI Klaxons going off all over the place... Shut the front door! This is like when I found out there were two moons!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 There are what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Shut the front door! This is like when I found out there were two moons!! Where the f**k does this "Shut the front door" shite come from. Lassie in my work says it all the time. Wish she'd shut the f**k up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Only place I've seen "shut the front door" is on the TV programme diners, drive ins and dives. These things spread quickly though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Obviously? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 1. Drinking Anything Alcoholic2. Refugees Welcome3. Cheeky wee......4. Good times5. Bad times -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Took me about a second. Top 8%? That's more than a bit depressing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Took about a second to find 3 YOUR NAMEs. I must be a bloody genius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 I found my name, Uagiv, pretty quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 I got tagged in some lassies comment on one of those godawful "most beautiful baby" contest things (along with most of her fb friends) begging for votes for her newborn baby and to share the post. I am absolutely not voting and sharing that shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Falkirk area schools went back today. One attention-monster in my friend list is obviously jealous of all the attention other people are getting, she's just reposted all her kid's P1 photos from last year. Not shared a memory, actually reposted them all, so that they are dated today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 The latest according to QI: we might not have any moons. The tiny ones don't count, and Luna might be a small planet that we're in a codependent orbit with. Shut the front door. I first heard "shut the front door" on QI too, oddly enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 I found my name, Uagiv, pretty quickly. You get what Uagiv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I've got a random lassie on my friends list - don't know how she got there, or who she is, but her posts were an absolute Jeremy Kyle horror show when last I checked. Nothing but declarations of undying love for her soulmate (which seemed to change every month or so), blazing rows with former (or current) girlfriends of said blokes, and mawkish "LUV U 4EVA" pictures of some of the kids she'd had taken into care. Last I saw, the total was four. Just logged on for the first time in many moons to enter a competition for work. The very first post I see is from her, letting everyone know that she's had another kid, and she's "SO EXCITED!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 1) The page was created just days ago 2) I've never got on any EasyJet flight and walked past a business class compartment, never mind one that looked like that! 3) We've had some last minute cancellations so suddenly you can use the seats on any route you would like. Never astounds me how many thousands of people fall for stuff like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 1) The page was created just days ago 2) I've never got on any EasyJet flight and walked past a business class compartment, never mind one that looked like that! 3) We've had some last minute cancellations so suddenly you can use the seats on any route you would like. Never astounds me how many thousands of people fall for stuff like this. I get them on my feed all the time. Most then post "I know it is probably a fake but I am liking and sharing just incase it is real" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 These fuckers now appear to have elevated themselves to similar attention-seeking levels of squaddies. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, jupe1407 said: These fuckers now appear to have elevated themselves to similar attention-seeking levels of squaddies. f**k off. To be fair working on a blazing oil rig must be pretty shit. Edited August 28, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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