KnightswoodBear Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Party at my house. Cardinal passed out. Woke up, slept walked to my cupboard, opened it, pissed (giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying that he thought he was pissing in the toilet.) First I knew about it was next day at work when I realised what the disgusting smell was that'd been following me about all day, and where it was coming from. My mates dads was notorious for pissing in strange places after going to bed pished. Him and his brother shared a room when they were kids, with two single beds with a bedside cabinet in between that their record player sat on. My mate woke up to the sound of his dad standing, blootered, pishing all over the record player. When he understandably asked his dad what the f**k he was doing, he mumbled "sorry" and lifted the lid on the turntable and carried on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 To be honest, this story says more about Madwullie's cowp of a room that he didn't notice the piss-sodden ties - nor indeed the piss itself - until two days later when he was at his work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 To be honest, this story says more about Madwullie's cowp of a room that he didn't notice the piss-sodden ties - nor indeed the piss itself - until two days later when he was at his work. My worst one was pishedsleepwalking into my girlfriend's parents room and pissing on the end of their bed. We didn't last long after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 These days, my Facebook feed is full of wedding photos, sonograms, or new born babies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 To be honest, this story says more about Madwullie's cowp of a room that he didn't notice the piss-sodden ties - nor indeed the piss itself - until two days later when he was at his work. Yes this is all my fault 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I get the excitement around being a new parent, really I do. But this, this.. ..is unforgivable. Unfriended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I get the excitement around being a new parent, really I do. But this, this.. 1467654161508.jpg ..is unforgivable. Unfriended. I sometimes genuinely wish there could be a zombie apocalypse or nuclear Armageddon, just so people didn't have time for this kind of inane drivel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 These days, my Facebook feed is full of wedding photos, sonograms, or new born babies. It's all politics in mine now. Not people's own politics of course just regurgitated gifs and articles. Look how much pish I write on the politics forum and imagine how much utter shite must be on my timeline for it to annoy me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 I'll just leave this here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Please don't. Just take it away again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 One bollock and a Hearts supporter. No wonder he was angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 So it turns out that a lot of mummies really fucking hate matadors... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 (edited) My cousin's bird keeps posting pictures of their 6 month old son with food all over his chubby wee stupid face. Gives me the boak Edited July 11, 2016 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 He's getting dumped in that river. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 33 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Another one from LinkedIn I'll be she doesnt carry him to the pub or whorehouse, though. DA Baracus will be all over this like a rash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Kelly. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 13 minutes ago, Rugster said: DA Baracus will be all over this like a rash. He's not my type. The wife though.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: He's getting dumped in that river. Just call him Bob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Another one from LinkedIn I'll be she doesnt carry him to the pub or whorehouse, though. Lt Dan's looking good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 My reply of, "Not even for a high five?", hasn't gone down particularly well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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