Zetterlund Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Not an annoying thing someone posted, but an annoying thing facebook itself did. I was just dropping off to sleep last night about 12:10 when my phone went with a facebook notification. Upon checking it, the notification said "John Smith just posted for the first time in a while". Dafuq? When did it start notifying you of this pish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Zetterlund said: Not an annoying thing someone posted, but an annoying thing facebook itself did. I was just dropping off to sleep last night about 12:10 when my phone went with a facebook notification. Upon checking it, the notification said "John Smith just posted for the first time in a while". Dafuq? When did it start notifying you of this pish? He has been dead for 20 years, so you can't blame them for highlighting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Not an annoying thing someone posted, but an annoying thing facebook itself did. I was just dropping off to sleep last night about 12:10 when my phone went with a facebook notification. Upon checking it, the notification said "John Smith just posted for the first time in a while". Dafuq? When did it start notifying you of this pish? Pocahontas' man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 No need to be bitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knee jerk reaction Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Being shared on my Facebook now a tax scam. How stupid would you need to be to fall for a scam where HRMC want paid in shop vouchers? Imagine the phone call "you owe us £100 in tax, you'll be arrested immediately if you don't give us £50 in next and £50 in argos vouchers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Being shared on my Facebook now a tax scam. How stupid would you need to be to fall for a scam where HRMC want paid in shop vouchers? Imagine the phone call "you owe us £100 in tax, you'll be arrested immediately if you don't give us £50 in next and £50 in argos vouchers... Vouchers! [emoji38] [emoji38] jesus wept... Eta: anyone who is scammed in such a way, totally fucking deserves it. "Dear HMRC, Enclosed my payment of Argos vouchers, as advised. I trust this clears up my recent tax issue. Attached is a photocopy of my credit card and driving licence for my upcoming self assessment." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 This girl the other day7pm Friday night:And then roughly 2am Saturday morning this came up Don't worry though lads I did Pie and Bovril proud by ensuring I said something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Don't think the pics worked? Anyway here they are in the order they should be above 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 That bairn can't be older than, what, 3? A munchy box at that age?! Idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 If she's getting her munchy boxes already then I fear for the child's future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 That's fucking horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 That's horrible and hilarious in equal measure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 At least it was "chicken nuggets and onion rings and chips and cheese". The over use of 'and' irked me more than some dafty filling their bairn with shite then being surprised they got ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 13 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Not an annoying thing someone posted, but an annoying thing facebook itself did. I was just dropping off to sleep last night about 12:10 when my phone went with a facebook notification. Upon checking it, the notification said "John Smith just posted for the first time in a while". Dafuq? When did it start notifying you of this pish? When Obergruppenfuhrer Smith posts the whole world needs to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I genuinely don't know what's worse. The fact this moron has fed a young child a munchy box, or called her Kayda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 If you've ordered a chippy fair enough giving the child a bit of it to try, nothing major, a chip, or a bit of fish or sausage ripped off. Not an entire fucking munchy box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 People who share a post or upload a photo/video of the most trivial shite like someone helping an old dear off the bus with the messages and they simply put "Respect"Just fück off ya pretentious cünt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 This Rangers/Joe Garner/Little Mix shite. I think I might break my neck cringing that hard. Posted about it on Facebook yesterday and the usual fat, blue collar job, born and bred Invernessian **** were giving it the 'Caley are shite' stuff within minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 At least it was "chicken nuggets and onion rings and chips and cheese". Aye she's a bit young for the pakora. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 minute ago, mjw said: Aye she's a bit young for the pakora. Should have given her the salad, nobody ever eats that from a munchy box anyway, so it would have been less of a waste if she'd hurled that up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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