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11 hours ago, gav-ffc said:

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One “friend” shared this.
 

Facebook has approximately 1.75 billion active users, every single person who shares gets 4 tickets.

1.75 billion x 4 = 7 billion.

World population = 7 billion.

The whole world can get free tickets.

How generous of Mickey & Co.

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3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

See all of the shite on this thread about “sharing to get free shite” and “typing Gratula” to check if your account is hacked?

Im almost certain my missus spends 90% of her Facebook time believing that shit. 

I can't believe the amount of (who I thought were) intelligent people on my friends list who share and believe half of this pish. 

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28 minutes ago, Rugster said:

I can't believe the amount of (who I thought were) intelligent people on my friends list who share and believe half of this pish. 

It's little wonder we end up with things like Trump & Brexit. Folk really will believe anything they read on the internet. 

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1 hour ago, Thistle_do_nicely said:

I got rid of my facebook account roughly a year or so ago, (haven't missed it tbh) whats this about?

It's some shite someone made up, presumably to see how thick folk are.

The answer seems to be very, as folk blindly believe it despite everything about being massively obviously nonsense.

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Remember the "Bill Gates wants to test if email works and will give $1 million to anyone who forwards this" crap?  My older sister finally got online circa 2005 and this was one of the first things she sent me (and everyone else she knows). When I pulled her up on it, she gave me the "Well if anyone can afford it, he can and anyway, what have you got to lose?"

"You mean other than a part of my soul?"

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34 minutes ago, Shotgun said:

Remember the "Bill Gates wants to test if email works and will give $1 million to anyone who forwards this" crap?  My older sister finally got online circa 2005 and this was one of the first things she sent me (and everyone else she knows). When I pulled her up on it, she gave me the "Well if anyone can afford it, he can and anyway, what have you got to lose?"

"You mean other than a part of my soul?"

What was she doing before that? Living in a cave?

Having said that, up till around 2005, my sister refused to upgrade from broadband to dial-up because, in her words, "I don't want to spend all my time on the internet". 

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11 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

What was she doing before that? Living in a cave?

More or less. Largs.

11 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

Having said that, up till around 2005, my sister refused to upgrade from broadband to dial-up because, in her words, "I don't want to spend all my time on the internet". 

Around that time I worked with a guy whose wife refused to have a computer in the house. She said it was because the Internet was a waste of time but as they were Uber Christians, I suspect she just didn't want him to be tempted by pictures of naked ladies.

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7 hours ago, Shotgun said:

More or less. Largs.

Around that time I worked with a guy whose wife refused to have a computer in the house. She said it was because the Internet was a waste of time but as they were Uber Christians, I suspect she just didn't want him to be tempted by pictures of naked ladies.

It might have been a Christian thing, but my dad had an elderly couple as friends around the same time who once told me that they thought the internet should be banned, because it was possible to view pornography on it. Quite what they thought of paper is anyone's guess. 

13 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

You sure?

Heh. You know what I meant!

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8 hours ago, Shotgun said:

More or less. Largs.

Around that time I worked with a guy whose wife refused to have a computer in the house. She said it was because the Internet was a waste of time but as they were Uber Christians, I suspect she just didn't want him to be tempted by pictures of naked ladies.

Did he suddenly become a library member?

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