Ylf Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Jaymes needs to man up imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 PONDIs it pronounced jay-mes or it just pronounced the same as James? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, NJ2 said: POND Is it pronounced jay-mes or it just pronounced the same as James? Ha -ee-mez ETA: I'm proud that I resisted the temptation to say it's pronounced pond. Edited July 5, 2018 by Mark Connolly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Ha -ee-mez ETA: I'm proud that I resisted the temptation to say it's pronounced pond.I just wanted to shout pond like she did. Felt good. Would recommend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Nobody going with the Jaymes Pond joke then? Nobody? 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 I'm more concerned with who pushed him into the pond tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Nobody going with the Jaymes Pond joke then? Nobody? He was shakened, not stirred, as well. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 There was a paddling pool in one of the parks of the town where I grew up. A popular activity for the town's bullies was to push smaller kids in. After years of howling from Mumsnet, the council eventually decided it was more trouble than it was worth and replaced it with a flower bed. Fast forward a few years and the next generation of Mumsnet are wailing about how much they miss the paddling pool, how much they enjoyed it when they were kids, lazy council, nanny state etc. etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Maybe the wifie with the big thighs from Busbys walked past Jaymes and her thighs knocked him in. Accidents happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Maybe the wifie with the big thighs from Busbys walked past Jaymes and her thighs knocked him in. Accidents happen. Maybe the sweat from her rubbing thighs and nether regions is what caused the minky POND? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 BE A WARE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Since when was wishing babies a happy six month day a thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 times she had to wash his clothes.?Id be tempted to reply along the lines ofI got 2 spare washing pods babes... feel your pain xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/4/2018 at 20:45, Torpar said: I saw this on Monday and thought about this thread, it appears to a message from a filling station in Pakistan, where I'm sure extreme heat doesn't mean mid 20s. Also a great way into making people visit your business more often to half fill their tanks. It was posted by the same lassie that 'shares' missing persons posts for people who went missing months ago and were found a few hours later. She also frequently posts looking for recommendations rather than using Google like everyone else. She's very much a wid though so I have not deleted her yet. P&B rule #1 FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Don't give up the day job... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/5/2018 at 10:50, Brother Blades said: Eez thees your minkey? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 On 05/07/2018 at 10:50, Brother Blades said: I once tried to walk across that pond when it was frozen but the ice was too thin and I fell straight through. It's only a couple of feet deep and I emerged completely unscathed. Hardly worth getting your knickers in a knot over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 I once tried to walk across that pond when it was frozen but the ice was too thin and I fell straight through. It's only a couple of feet deep and I emerged completely unscathed. Hardly worth getting your knickers in a knot over.You falling through the ice is probably the reason it’s Minky! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Somebody should contact Donald Trump’s people. He could drain it and put in a wee crazy golf course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: You falling through the ice is probably the reason it’s Minky! The pond has it's own facebook page that consists of little more than the same picture posted several times... https://m.facebook.com/Project-Pondie-Borrowfield-390843444635528/posts/?ref=page_internal&mt_nav=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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