Shotgun Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 34 minutes ago, Shotgun said: "I'm not racist but..." Very few comments can immediately guarantee racism more Right. The second word in the sentence is redundant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Very few comments can immediately guarantee racism more I find “ken the problem with Britain now, right...” tends to come before some utter racist shite pretty often as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Dear Sirs, I have just seen the first "Happy Father's Day to my dead Dad" post of Spring. Yours sincerely, E.B. Debenham (Mrs) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Shotgun said: Dear Sirs, I have just seen the first "Happy Father's Day to my dead Dad" post of Spring. Yours sincerely, E.B. Debenham (Mrs) I wonder if all the deid up in heaven get bombarded with adverts on Facebook or if God managed to strike a deal with Zuckerberg. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ajwffc Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Everybody's favourite poet is back RIP GrenfellWe Will Remember Every Single One.The victims died a year agoRemembered now with loveNo more in pain they all look downFrom up above.The pains still real for those whom they Have left behind to grieve Each days an effort just to wakeAnew and still believe.That time will heal, but somehow yetIt seems that might not beTheir pain and grief still very raw Is there for all to see.We share their sorrow, wish that weCould find the words to sayWe only can just pray for themSo they may live again.A life without their loved onesIs hard to comprehend This tragedy has brought themMany broken hearts to mend.So let us all together Come together now in griefShare our hearts with those who mourn And form a spiritual wreath.To bind around those people Who stared death in the faceWith love, and strength and courage strong And fortitude and grace.Lorna Johnston.[/quote ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Everybody's favourite poet is back RIP GrenfellWe Will Remember Every Single One.The victims died a year agoRemembered now with loveNo more in pain they all look downFrom up above.The pains still real for those whom they Have left behind to grieve Each days an effort just to wakeAnew and still believe.That time will heal, but somehow yetIt seems that might not beTheir pain and grief still very raw Is there for all to see.We share their sorrow, wish that weCould find the words to sayWe only can just pray for themSo they may live again.A life without their loved onesIs hard to comprehend This tragedy has brought themMany broken hearts to mend.So let us all together Come together now in griefShare our hearts with those who mourn And form a spiritual wreath.To bind around those people Who stared death in the faceWith love, and strength and courage strong And fortitude and grace.Lorna Johnston.[/quote ] I can’t even read that without completely cringing and looking away from my phone. It’s terrible that someone hasn’t said to her to calm right down and stop posting shite. It’s a bit like the folk on the xfactor at the auditions, ‘me mam and dad are here to watch me, they said I should have done this years ago, they think I’m a great singer’ sings then cry’s because she is shite. That’s folk egging on someone who is not right in the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Some absolute #scenes on the local pages in Kirriemuir following the murder of an Arbroath lad just out of town. Facebook's full of wankers demanding the Police give a full statement of what's happened to stop speculation on, erm Facebook. To top it all off when three arrests were made last night, some absolute thicko posted a great big rant basically saying "I TOLD YOUSE IT WAS THEM! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!!111". Honestly social media doesn't half help identify some absolute fucking cretins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Some absolute #scenes on the local pages in Kirriemuir following the murder of an Arbroath lad just out of town. Facebook's full of wankers demanding the Police give a full statement of what's happened to stop speculation on, erm Facebook. To top it all off when three arrests were made last night, some absolute thicko posted a great big rant basically saying "I TOLD YOUSE IT WAS THEM! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!!111". Honestly social media doesn't half help identify some absolute fucking cretins. Sounds like someone’s jealous they had a fiver on the wrong boys... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Sounds like someone’s jealous they had a fiver on the wrong boys...[emoji38]I moved out of Kirrie 7 years ago. I've not even heard of the folk allegedly arrested 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 [emoji38]I moved out of Kirrie 7 years ago. I've not even heard of the folk allegedly arrested You need to research your bets more thoroughly then. Is there Kirrie Murderers Post (like the racing post) that gives advice on these things?“Unlike to be Joe Bloggs if it’s a stabbing. This experienced campaigner loves the pool hall and is more likely to use the cue to get it over the line” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 You need to research your bets more thoroughly then. Is there Kirrie Murderers Post (like the racing post) that gives advice on these things?“Unlike to be Joe Bloggs if it’s a stabbing. This experienced campaigner loves the pool hall and is more likely to use the cue to get it over the line”I think it's the first murder there in about 30+ years. There's not even a fucking pool hall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 I think it's the first murder there in about 30+ years. There's not even a fucking pool hall No wonder you moved. What a boring place. What the f**k is the point of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 No wonder you moved. What a boring place. What the f**k is the point of it?It's where old folk go to die and younger folk deal drugs. It's amazing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Can't be long before a big trial is scuppered due to a juror Facebooking a defendant or witness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: Can't be long before a big trial is scuppered due to a juror Facebooking a defendant or witness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Been a while since one of these from Chris. Fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Translation required. Genuinely seems to descend into a random word jumble at the halfway point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Translation required. Genuinely seems to descend into a random word jumble at the halfway point. This. It left me wondering if that made sense to Mr. Dodds as he was typing it. I'd like to think he was simply strung out on something chemical because it would be more than a bit disturbing if he really talks like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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