Annoying things people write on Facebook

[Melanius Mullarkey]

All rise.

[Bairnardo]

Who would get a lift from that bandage [emoji7]

[Boghead ranter]

What's she in court for - (badly) impersonating a woman?

[MEADOWXI]

10 hours ago, ICTChris said:

That's either a very big door or th e judge will struggle to see that midget when she in the dock

[Bert Raccoon]

10 hours ago, ICTChris said:

There's quite the story behind that girl. Reasonably infamous down these neck of the woods, girls got all sorts of mental illnesses and lives off attention on Facebook with and regularly goes live, normally whilst drinking Dragon Soup and shouting out to all her "haterz". The bandage on her arm is due to a recent video where she slit her wrists live on Facebook and has previously pretended to hang herself on Facebook live. She's a tragic individual and really should be sectioned for her own good.

She's also been in the papers a couple of times due to her relationship with a convicted killer.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015369/amp/Father-Sonya-Todd-urges-killer-s-new-partner-out.html

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/626069/pair-in-court-accused-of-posting-video-mocking-fife-womans-gruesome-killing/

As I say, quite the character 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

11 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

There's quite the story behind that girl. Reasonably infamous down these neck of the woods, girls got all sorts of mental illnesses and lives off attention on Facebook with and regularly goes live, normally whilst drinking Dragon Soup and shouting out to all her "haterz". The bandage on her arm is due to a recent video where she slit her wrists live on Facebook and has previously pretended to hang herself on Facebook live. She's a tragic individual and really should be sectioned for her own good.

She's also been in the papers a couple of times due to her relationship with a convicted killer.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015369/amp/Father-Sonya-Todd-urges-killer-s-new-partner-out.html

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/626069/pair-in-court-accused-of-posting-video-mocking-fife-womans-gruesome-killing/

As I say, quite the character 

Code = Bert’s pumped her.

[Bert Raccoon]

1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Code = Bert’s pumped her.

Whilst she may be attractive to men who like vulnerable women resembling a character from On The Busses, it's a definite no from me.

[Swarley]

There's quite the story behind that girl. Reasonably infamous down these neck of the woods, girls got all sorts of mental illnesses and lives off attention on Facebook with and regularly goes live, normally whilst drinking Dragon Soup and shouting out to all her "haterz". The bandage on her arm is due to a recent video where she slit her wrists live on Facebook and has previously pretended to hang herself on Facebook live. She's a tragic individual and really should be sectioned for her own good.
She's also been in the papers a couple of times due to her relationship with a convicted killer.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015369/amp/Father-Sonya-Todd-urges-killer-s-new-partner-out.html
https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/626069/pair-in-court-accused-of-posting-video-mocking-fife-womans-gruesome-killing/
As I say, quite the character 

Live streaming of self harm? And Facebook haven't shut her down?

[Bert Raccoon]

3 hours ago, Swarley said:

6 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

There's quite the story behind that girl. Reasonably infamous down these neck of the woods, girls got all sorts of mental illnesses and lives off attention on Facebook with and regularly goes live, normally whilst drinking Dragon Soup and shouting out to all her "haterz". The bandage on her arm is due to a recent video where she slit her wrists live on Facebook and has previously pretended to hang herself on Facebook live. She's a tragic individual and really should be sectioned for her own good.
She's also been in the papers a couple of times due to her relationship with a convicted killer.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015369/amp/Father-Sonya-Todd-urges-killer-s-new-partner-out.html
https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/626069/pair-in-court-accused-of-posting-video-mocking-fife-womans-gruesome-killing/
As I say, quite the character 

Live streaming of self harm? And Facebook haven't shut her down?

Probably just opens a new account  

[Gaz FFC]

So people follow this lassie as some sort of celebrity and encourage her into this behaviour?

[Stellaboz]

That poor lassie needs help, she's clearly no wired right.

[Boghead ranter]

39 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

That poor lassie needs help, she's clearly no wired right.

Any publicity's good publicity to some people.  It's the reason Jeremy Kyle et al of that genre exist.

[ICTChris]

Feel a bit of a dick for poking fun at her now.

At least that’s all I poked at her, unlike Bert.

[Boghead ranter]

What's the update on Pixie @jupe1407? Has she got her angel wings and crossed the rainbow bridge yet?  Is that scumbag still swaggering about the place?

#teampixie

[PWL]

26 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

What's the update on Pixie @jupe1407? Has she got her angel wings and crossed the rainbow bridge yet?  Is that scumbag still swaggering about the place?

#teampixie

You mean to tell me you haven't signed the petition yet? Heartless. 

#justiceforpixie

The good news is a guy has been arrested so #teampixie can't comment. This is despite plastering the blokes name online across all Tayside previously. 

(Shared. Wormit. )

[D.A.F.C]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/someone-on-facebook-has-been-for-a-run-20150927102356

SOMEONE on Facebook has been for a big run while you were lying in bed, it has been confirmed.
It is understood they initially did not want to get up for the run, but it was ‘worth it’ because they are now ‘very proud’.
The run was preceded by a breakfast consisting of ‘carbs’ which are ‘really important’ for someone going on a big run.
It has been confirmed the run is part of some ‘training’ which may or may not culminate in the person on Facebook taking part in an even bigger run with lots of other people.



Meanwhile, people on Facebook who stayed in bed until 11am have decided not to announce that to as many humans as possible.
The big run will be eclipsed at 4pm today when someone else on Facebook reveals they spent the afternoon going up a hill on a very expensive bicycle.

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[resk]

"Animals are a family member and their life is just as precious". Er, naw.

[RH33]

The challenge is to upload a photo of your daughter.....

[Benjamin_Nevis]

What's the update on Pixie [mention=15829]jupe1407[/mention]? Has she got her angel wings and crossed the rainbow bridge yet?  Is that scumbag still swaggering about the place?
#teampixie

Facebook is still rammed with full-time mummies demanding the death penalty for the dog puncher with a working theory that Pixie has indeed crossed rainbow bridge and is "with the angles now".

The scenes when he gets a fine [emoji38]

[Estragon]

Facebook is still rammed with full-time mummies demanding the death penalty for the dog puncher with a working theory that Pixie has indeed crossed rainbow bridge and is "with the angles now".

The scenes when he gets a fine [emoji38]

I hope he gets a fucking knighthood.