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1 hour ago, TheIntenseHummingOfEvil said:

What's his hometown? Jericho?

I don't want to say as it's a relatively small place but quite a few P&Bers are from there, some of them might be his tinky family :lol: 

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If it's true then it's terrible but not something I'd be sharing on a public forum.   If it isn't then, well that's deeply odd.

“We need to get money off that arsehole bairn of yours...we could tell him you’re deid and we need money for the funeral. He’ll never know as he doesn’t live in the same town”
Aye, sounds fucking likely right enough.
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One of my mates has started sharing posts from a page called "Power of Positivity". Basically just random quotes about how to be positive.

Some of the recent ones - 

"The secret of living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure"
"A year changes you a lot"
"Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care but because they don't"
"The best revenge is no revenge - just forget they exist."
"Stop stressing. Take a deep breath. Everything will be okay. You can do this."

Blocked.  What's the point of sharing this shite? If we liked it we'd follow the page.  

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1 hour ago, ajwffc said:

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Apparently you didn't "turn out OK." If you had; you wouldn't share tedious shit like this online. If I've seen eleventy thousand variations of this, then so must the cretins who insist on sharing it.

Why?

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Gladiators went on until 2000.

Channel 5 was introduced in 1997.

Kids singing in the main hall before classes sounds like some 1970s bullshit.

Loads of home phones were wireless.

Bulldog wouldn't have worked very well with computers. Worth noting that we had some computers at school and also played Bulldog. Even in P6 and 7 in my case.

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Playing in the woods was a good way for a youngster to find porn, there wasn’t high speed broadband to stream filth to your parent’s computer - we just had random stashes of Readers Wives presumably left by pixies and we turned out ok!

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Considering everyone seems to have a story about finding jazz mags in wooded areas, is it safe to say that a whole generation of men were slipping out to "walk the dog" at night, only to abuse themselves in hedgerows?  :shutup

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