Monster Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Some guy blew his beans up your chuffhole a few years back, we get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 I hate it when folk lie so obviously. This boy is usually awhright as well. He then deleted the first post after this was pointed out to him, and replaced it with this... What the fuck!? Arithmetic fail? Post a link to Scope, and tell him to either give a donation for his stupidity, or to sign up for help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Someone said on mine that Katy B was hotter than Katy Perry. They were deleted immediately. The chin on that girl is something else. As is the shiteness of her music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Get Out, leave right now, It's the end of you and me, It's too late now and I can't wait for you to be gone - BRING BACK JOJO :-D That was from a bloke. We get it mate, you're as bent as a 3 bob note, now stop quoting terrible music lyrics you cretinous cuntnugget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 BROTHERS WEEK! If you have a brother who has made u laugh... punched u... stuck up for u.. drove u crazy..annoyed u to no end... hugged u.. watched u succeed.. saw u fail.. picked u back up..cheered u on.. made u strong.. and is someone u are very proud of post this as your status! X This has appeared twice on my newsfeed today. In one case the person who posted it, then "liked" it. Then u have the one about if ur mother was great, or your dad was ur hero bla bla bla... i had a good old moan about it sayin if ur gonna post this then skud aff my fb . . . . 6 ppl deleted me lol . . better for me, not needed on fb is it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 "i swear to god if one more person calls me creepy or creeper im goin to go fuckin insane cuz all i want to do is meet new friends is that too much to fuckin ask for yall assholes (exept a certain few) k bye" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Somebody on my friend list who I don't know that well and only know through friends has just been deleted as I've just realised she's got a kid called DERRY. That's scum I don't want to be associated with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 (edited) The number of absolute retards on facebook who can't do basic arithmetic and answer those questions wrongly whilst mocking everyone else for being 'stupid' is unbelievable. A friend of mine also deleted her facebook last week, cue texts from others asking her why she'd blocked them. A day later the facebook returns with a status about re-activating the account to prove she hadn't blocked certain people. A week later, and surprise surprise the exact same thing happens again but then the facebook is back. How much attention does one need? I also have some guy from uni whom I've never seen or heard speak to anyone in the entire 3 years there yet added me and a lot of the people from the class. He posts the most inane drivel ever, likes ALL of his own posts and comments and every single comment people make on his page including those mocking him and asking him he posts so much crap. He has his friends listed as a "University top 5" with 4 people whom I know he has never ever actually spoken to, and 1 guy who chucked it after 1st year! He has about 20 "brothers" and "sisters" and is currently posting nonsense about a "be my facebook niece/nephew competition." He also has 138 photo albums and I mean full albums, not like 2 or 3 pictures. The subject of these photo albums range from "financial statements - exam revision", "young muslims award", "snow in glasgow", "my model of _____", "my student guide shirt", "my room", "easter eggs i opened before easter (naughty)", "my collection of awards", "my first time trying mexican food (not really)" and other such pish. There's more, this guy created a fcking facebook for his parrot! Edited June 14, 2011 by garymcc1874 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Post his page here. I think he takes the award for worst on this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 I also have some guy from uni whom I've never seen or heard speak to anyone in the entire 3 years there yet added me and a lot of the people from the class. He posts the most inane drivel ever, likes ALL of his own posts and comments and every single comment people make on his page including those mocking him and asking him he posts so much crap. He has his friends listed as a "University top 5" with 4 people whom I know he has never ever actually spoken to, and 1 guy who chucked it after 1st year! He has about 20 "brothers" and "sisters" and is currently posting nonsense about a "be my facebook niece/nephew competition." He also has 138 photo albums and I mean full albums, not like 2 or 3 pictures. The subject of these photo albums range from "financial statements - exam revision", "young muslims award", "snow in glasgow", "my model of _____", "my student guide shirt", "my room", "easter eggs i opened before easter (naughty)", "my collection of awards", "my first time trying mexican food (not really)" and other such pish. There's more, this guy created a fcking facebook for his parrot! You accepted his friend request. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 (edited) You accepted his friend request. He added me during the summer last year, and I noticed he added a few of my friends from the class and just assumed he was actually going to make an attempt to speak to people when we went back. I didn't really realise that he was a weird c**t and I've not got round to blocking his posts or deleting him. I think it's a private profile so a link would be no use. Oh, and despite being the quiet guy who never speaks, he has over 1500 facebook friends ... Also, not a friend but one of the group things I joined last night posted a link to a porn video before quickly removing it and explaining that he didn't know what happened and that it was meant to be a YouTube link. Caught. Edited June 14, 2011 by garymcc1874 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 "Letter ive been given: P Something i like: Purple Something i dislike: Pineapple Person i know: Pete Something sad: P.O.W Like this and i will give you a letter to play" Really? Just really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 (edited) "Letter ive been given: P Something i like: Purple Something i dislike: Pineapple Person i know: Pete Something sad: P.O.W Like this and i will give you a letter to play" Really? Just really? That's more advanced than the one on mine. The one going around on my newsfeed was just a like, dislike and a love. *like* F? Good. f**k off. Edited June 14, 2011 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Seems to be an England thing but people who have [First Name] 'ecfc' [second Name] and the like. Wtf's the point in that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 The number of absolute retards on facebook who can't do basic arithmetic and answer those questions wrongly whilst mocking everyone else for being 'stupid' is unbelievable. A friend of mine also deleted her facebook last week, cue texts from others asking her why she'd blocked them. A day later the facebook returns with a status about re-activating the account to prove she hadn't blocked certain people. A week later, and surprise surprise the exact same thing happens again but then the facebook is back. How much attention does one need? I also have some guy from uni whom I've never seen or heard speak to anyone in the entire 3 years there yet added me and a lot of the people from the class. He posts the most inane drivel ever, likes ALL of his own posts and comments and every single comment people make on his page including those mocking him and asking him he posts so much crap. He has his friends listed as a "University top 5" with 4 people whom I know he has never ever actually spoken to, and 1 guy who chucked it after 1st year! He has about 20 "brothers" and "sisters" and is currently posting nonsense about a "be my facebook niece/nephew competition." He also has 138 photo albums and I mean full albums, not like 2 or 3 pictures. The subject of these photo albums range from "financial statements - exam revision", "young muslims award", "snow in glasgow", "my model of _____", "my student guide shirt", "my room", "easter eggs i opened before easter (naughty)", "my collection of awards", "my first time trying mexican food (not really)" and other such pish. There's more, this guy created a fcking facebook for his parrot! You've got to admire him to a certain point, being a dick of that magnitude requires some degree of dedication. He's a winner at losing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 I also have some guy from uni whom I've never seen or heard speak to anyone in the entire 3 years there yet added me and a lot of the people from the class. He posts the most inane drivel ever, likes ALL of his own posts and comments and every single comment people make on his page including those mocking him and asking him he posts so much crap. He has his friends listed as a "University top 5" with 4 people whom I know he has never ever actually spoken to, and 1 guy who chucked it after 1st year! He has about 20 "brothers" and "sisters" and is currently posting nonsense about a "be my facebook niece/nephew competition." He also has 138 photo albums and I mean full albums, not like 2 or 3 pictures. The subject of these photo albums range from "financial statements - exam revision", "young muslims award", "snow in glasgow", "my model of _____", "my student guide shirt", "my room", "easter eggs i opened before easter (naughty)", "my collection of awards", "my first time trying mexican food (not really)" and other such pish. There's more, this guy created a fcking facebook for his parrot! :lol: I was in tears when I got to the Easter eggs bit -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies4eva Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 A girl i used to work with has an app which gives a daily update of her happyness today it says " xxxxx is 70% happy" I also hate people who like loads of those pages with stuiped statement, here is some from my news feed today. 1. Jumpin in The washing Machine cos ur Bold 2.Stoping the Microwave at :01 and feeling like a bomb specialist 3. hurt ME WITH Truth but Don't Satisfy ME WITH A LIE "" 4. I want to text you so bad, but I'm afraid you'll think I'm annoying :/ 5. Listen hen, even the tide wouldnae take u oot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Is this the longest thread in Top Fives history? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Is this the longest thread in Top Fives history? Yes. The second longest is "Songs on your iPod" with 28 pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 The Ross County Facebook page is, in general, annoying. The number of people who post ridiculous things is irritating but at the same time it is refreshing for me to know that these people are (hopefully) not on here tarnishing the good Ross County fan reputation. The thing that annoyed me today was someone saying that Michael McGovern has more SPL experience than Michael Fraser because he was at Dundee United. McGovern made 1 SPL appearance for Dundee United, but I can't bear trying to explain that because I'll probably be told that I can't be a real County fan for not toeing the party line that our players are the best and always have been the best 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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