mattydfc Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I don't know, I could definitely keep someone for mentioning tits in a status. They save everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) we have a breakdown ladies and gentlemen FACE BOOK IS GONNA FUCKING DIE IF IT DONT STOP BEING A FUCKING DICK HEAD eta 2 mins later URGE TO KILL RISING Edited October 4, 2011 by itzdrk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 While obviously it's a bit sad to create a facebook account for your pet - I am a MASSIVE fan of people who give inappropriately human names to their animals e.g. a rabbit named Eddie almost as good as my mate's uncle, who had a dog called Jim. I used to have cats called Piers and Monica, which I thought was amusing at the time until my sister told me of her friend's cat, Ian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I used to have cats called Piers and Monica, which I thought was amusing at the time until my sister told me of her friend's cat, Ian. i have a cat called Steve. Its hard explaining about not getting much sleep last night because Steve slept at the bottom of my bed. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I had to read that several times as I never understood what the hell she was saying Do people, even neds, actually talk like that. Nasal, aye. But like that? And why not just type in English? She even adds fucking letters to words!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I used to have cats called Piers and Monica, which I thought was amusing at the time until my sister told me of her friend's cat, Ian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrK00l5xXBk&feature=related 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Steve's a great name for a cat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 a friend of mine's wee brother had a hamster called dennis and a gerbil called patrick. he must have been about 4 or 5 when he chose those names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Kirsten PatrickWere victims of crimes, pain & hurt throughout our lives but you can prevent this happening to others if you take no involvement in provoking it! Like · · 12 minutes ago near Stonehouse · Privacy: [/url] likes this. you used some big words there babes, really good status but xxx6 minutes ago · Like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Kirsten PatrickWere victims of crimes, pain & hurt throughout our lives but you can prevent this happening to others if you take no involvement in provoking it! Like · · 12 minutes ago near Stonehouse · Privacy: Gemma Bartie likes this. Gemma Bartie you used some big words there babes, really good status but xxx6 minutes ago · Like i have a friend in common with this randomer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 my sister told me of her friend's cat, Ian. i have a cat called Steve. Brilliant. However, an extra special mention has to go to... a friend of mine's wee brother had a hamster called dennis. I've been on p&b for more than six years, and this now hands down is my favourite thread of them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 (edited) And so it begins....... In May 2010 Tohseef Shah spray painted a British War Memorial with "islam will dominate osama is coming" he was fined £50 & walked free from court. In November 2010, Emdadur Choudhury burned a Poppy during the 2mins silence. He too was given a fine, £500 and walked free from court. Today, 2 men have been sentenced to 12 months in prison for spray painting a Poppy on a mosque. Pass this on if you think its a fucking disgrace. The annual Facebook poppy outrage is like Christmas, it seems to begin earlier and earlier each year. Edited October 5, 2011 by Sherrif John Bunnell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Ainsley McRae Not being funny but... Whos steve jobs?.... Like · · 10 hours ago via Mobile · Privacy: Chel C Hatcher and 5 others like this. Nicole McAulay The guy that made the ipod x 10 hours ago · Like Ainsley McRae Was he old or somethin? Uh oh does that mean no more ipods for us?x 10 hours ago · Like Nicole McAulay I think he was about 60 and had cancer, nah i think we will still have ipods, i just asked the guy a work with he said apple know how to make them so its fine thank god x 10 hours ago · Like Jamie Shewan Worked for apple n made i-pod ect . Died of cancer a heard x 10 hours ago · Like Ainsley McRae Aww thats a shame. X 10 hours ago · Like Garry Mcfall Exactly 10 hours ago · Like Rebecca Halleron He was 56 and had pancreatic cancer, he stepped down as CEO of apple 6 weeks ago, because he knew he wasn't going to get any better. 9 hours ago · Like · 1 person Heather Simmons U really do say that a lot I'm really just noticing lol x 4 hours ago · Like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Guy gets pwned by sister. Stephen SinclairMum n dad been in bed since like 8... Seriously think they must be shaggin! Horrible but there wee shaggers!!! Like · · 18 minutes ago via Mobile · Privacy: Jenna Louise Carruthers and 4 others like this. Lisa Sinclair get a fucking life.16 minutes ago · Unlike · 11 people 1779 friends... why??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 1779 friends... why??? 1 mutual friend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 1 mutual friend None, yass! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 None, yass! we all kno you have no friends SaltyTON its ok buddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 (edited) Does England have a different currency? followed by I thought they used the Euro Edited October 7, 2011 by RTDEE2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 1 mutual friend 2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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