SaltyTON Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Just posted by a bird on my feed: Canae believe ws up uncle chucks nd he wasnae there..oh well ta. A jude 4 the vodie x Can anybody decipher this? I`ve no idea. Edit: She`s 38 years old & has perfect grasp of English when you talk to her in person! Can't believe I was up at Uncle Chuck's, and he wasn't there. Oh well, thanks Aunt Jude for the vodka. - At least that's my interpretation for it... ============== A guy formerly from Greenock just posted this... My mum carried me in her womb for nine months... She felt sick for months with nausea, then she watched her feet swell & her skin stretch & tear; she struggled to climb stairs, she got breathless quick; she suffered many sleepless nights. She then went through excruciating pain to bring me into this world. Then, she became my nurse, my chef, my maid, my chauffeur, my biggest fan, my teacher, & my best friend. She's struggled for me, cried over me, hoped the best for me, & prayed for me. Most of us take our mom for granted. Re-post if you love your mum more than anything in this world! ♥ DELETED 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Can't believe I was up at Uncle Chuck's, and he wasn't there. Oh well, thanks Aunt Jude for the vodka. - At least that's my interpretation for it... ============== Merci, I just can`t grasp this text talk at all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I really enjoy winding up Celtic fans on Facebook. My latest status is: "I see TGFITW are being investigated by Uefa after their sectarian bile at a Europa League game. Hopefully they will be brought to justice and stop putting shame on the nation." There is one particular roaster who bites every time. Love it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Edit: She`s 38 years old & has perfect grasp of English when you talk to her in person! I reckon there are a fair few intelligent and articulate people who speak like that on Facebook etc because they think it will make them seem cooler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 I reckon there are a fair few intelligent and articulate people who speak like that on Facebook etc because they think it will make them seem cooler. That's for shizzle! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 TATTOOS are one of the only things you take to the GRAVE. Having tattoos does not make someone a delinquent or a thug...its art! Art is about self expression and creativity. Some people hang their art...We wear ours. RE-POST f you have INK & are proud of it:) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 I really enjoy winding up Celtic fans on Facebook. My latest status is: "I see TGFITW are being investigated by Uefa after their sectarian bile at a Europa League game. Hopefully they will be brought to justice and stop putting shame on the nation." There is one particular roaster who bites every time. Love it Aye, I have to say I enjoy reading your wind ups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Dood dat so awsum!!!! I had to take a big bite at my hand to avoid lolling at this in the library. And still failed a random (hot) burd on my facebook put this as her status i thought the convo after it with her maw was quite funny Rachel Walters stacey fanny sounds like its chewin a highland toffee hahahaha!! Like · · 33 minutes ago via BlackBerry · 8 people like this. Maureen Walters Rachel!!!...is there a need 4 that? Xx 28 minutes ago · Unlike · 2 Rachel Walters Hahahaha yesssssssss !! Lmao , its a private joke , aff ma facebook !xxx 25 minutes ago · Like Coco Reid lol lol quilty comment haha 23 minutes ago · Like Maureen Walters Anymore of that talk n am gonna delete u...infact ur staying in ur room all day n I'm taking ur fone off u xxx 22 minutes ago · Like Rachel Walters Sook ma plumbs mother xxx 19 minutes ago · Like Karen Craig Anderson Am comin up tae take ur phone n am bringin Leanne...ha x 15 minutes ago · Like Rachel Walters Oot the frunt karen!! Haha xxx 15 minutes ago · Like Karen Craig Anderson Maureen how that punishment 4 rach.....ur stayin n ur room all day....oh a bet she's gonna hate that...lol xx I'll set ma feckin toe on yi lol xx 13 minutes ago · Like Maureen Walters Would everyone stop encouraging her I'm trying 2 get her 2 act like a lady think a bit of discipline is in order xx 12 minutes ago · Like Maureen Walters Aye but I'll take her tv, her mobile and the landline she will soon come round 2 my way of thinking oh aye also her babies & bratz dolls xx 11 minutes ago · Like Rachel Walters Haha THE DREADED TOOEEEE!! Lolol , ano mum am gutted am in ma room allllll day IDEAL no hoos work wooooopa xxx 10 minutes ago · Like Karen Craig Anderson Take her phone thats the only way xx 10 minutes ago · Like Rachel Walters Aww don't take ma barbies mannn heavy gutted , youv got me xxx 9 minutes ago · Like Maureen Walters Aye if ur in ur room then there's no mess 2 clean up xx 9 minutes ago · Like Rachel Walters Gees ten minutes tae this hangover realy kicks in , your fridge is gettin it!xxx 8 minutes ago · Like · 1 Karen Craig Anderson Quality Rach.pmsl...xx 7 minutes ago · Like Maureen Walters That's it uv left me no choice I've planked Lucy doll n u no how u won't sleep without her...ha xx 6 minutes ago · Like Maureen Walters That's the last time she'll talk about Stacey's fanny on here lol xx 4 minutes ago · Like · 1 Rachel Walters Git oot m room NOW!!! Standin there proud as punch ya swamp donkey xxx 3 minutes ago · Like · 1 Karen Craig Anderson N a felt bad thr 4 encouraging her....lol xx am comin up soon btw haha xx 3 minutes ago · Like Rachel Walters MUM!!! That's stinkin haha n naw am no talkin aboot her beef curtins pmsl xxx 2 minutes ago · Like Maureen Walters N Stacey keep the noise down!! Xx 2 minutes ago · Like Rachel Walters Hahaha you got a set a teeth under they covers stac?xxx about a minute ago · Like Maureen Walters I like highland toffee pmsl xx about a minute ago · Like Rachel Walters Git yer gums roon that maw!xxx about a minute ago · Like Maureen Walters Aye a heard she had a vicious c**t....oops did I just say that xx WTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 If your grandad is, or was, a hard working man, and is your hero, has helped you as much as he could no matter how good or bad you were, and is just the best granddad ever; if you are blessed to still have your grandad, or if he is waiting for you in heaven, broadcast this message and let everyone know you are proud of your grandad :') 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬♥ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥♥ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬♥ There are moments in life when you wish you could bring someone down from Heaven. Spend the day with them just one more time, give them one more hug, kiss them goodbye or hear their voice again. One more chance to say I LOVE YOU. Copy and paste in remembrance of someone who is not here. ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬♥ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥♥ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬♥ I particularly appreciate the effort that's gone into the artistic bookends around this. Honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 (edited) "I do not need an angel on my Christmas tree, I already have one, looking at me in the sky. Put this on your status if there is someone in heaven who will miss you at Christmas. Know that I miss you and I will never forget you." What. The. Actual. f**k. Edited November 16, 2011 by jupe1407 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 This appeared on my news feed today... This is probably the shittest thing I have ever seen, not just on Facebook but anywhere! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 The couple in the picture who are now married, must have been boyfriend and girlfriend at some point so it's extra shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 This appeared on my news feed today... This is probably the shittest thing I have ever seen, not just on Facebook but anywhere! :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Currently people on my Facebook are raiding 4chan for horrific images and posting it on their walls. Also the name Sharon O Brien keeps cropping up, I thought it was someone local but people in the uni library were all talking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Currently people on my Facebook are raiding 4chan for horrific images and posting it on their walls. Also the name Sharon O Brien keeps cropping up, I thought it was someone local but people in the uni library were all talking about it. Yeah I heard about this, the only common theme on mines was the mention of 3 banana's take from that what you will. Also my friends aren't crude, so I have seen no images whatsoever, just the name mentioned a few times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (Crohns Disease, PTSD, Anxiety, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, LUPUS, Fibromyalgia, MS, ME, Arthritis, Cancer, Heart Disease, Epilepsy, Autism,M.D. etc.) " Never judge what you don't understand!" I know which of my friends will copy.xx Just no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 What`s the latest craze with the girls btw? I`m off to live in China for 13 months and the like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 25 likes and i will spray water or something out my nose 5 likes in a full day. Well done bawbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 One of my mates just posted one of the usual: "May I ask a personal favor, only some of you will do it (and I know who you are). If you know someone who has fought cancer and passed away, or someone who is still fighting, please add this to your status for 1 hour as a mark of respect and remembrance" I just left a suggestion saying people could pay their respects quietly and give some money to cancer research UK, which would be far more helpful. He deleted the comment right away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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