bee thousand Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I dare say Facebook will be awash with fake concern very shortly over this wee lassie that's went missing in Wales 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I dare say Facebook will be awash with fake concern very shortly over this wee lassie that's went missing in Wales I refresh my Facebook and guess what appears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I dare say Facebook will be awash with fake concern very shortly over this wee lassie that's went missing in Wales I refresh my Facebook and guess what appears? Same here. Some daft bint's shared the "missing" poster. The comments on it are the usual predictable toe-curling pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!! This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays and 5 Wednesdays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. Copy within 11 minutes of reading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 the term yolo should be met with the death penalty. what makes it worse is the term is completely misused, how is projectile vomiting down a drain outside a club/pub doing something special or living it's something that you see every weekend ffs. It would make sense if you were about to bungee jump of a bridge or jump out a plane, swim with a shark etc. "OMG I JUST THREW UP OUTSIDE A CLUB YOLO11111 " complete fannys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Not YOLOing ^^^ -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintee4life Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!! This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays and 5 Wednesdays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. Copy within 11 minutes of reading. Yep the ancient Chinese tradition of posting on Facebook. What is wrong with these people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 If my daughter ever had me listed on her phone as "Daddykins x", I'd seriously consider having her aborted. thats totes inapprope babe xox -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Based on Chinese Feng Shui. What does moving furniture around have to do with the way the calendar works out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) Ignored. ;( Edited October 2, 2012 by SEETHING 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Ignored. ;( You heartless bastard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) This man's head in trapped in a Bin : ( : ( GREEN DOT if you want to free him IGNORE if you are HEARTLESS!!!!!1!!!!!! Edited October 3, 2012 by bullywee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives. " He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!" He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. " Thanks," he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story." I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. Who comes up with this shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CammyKTID Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 What does moving furniture around have to do with the way the calendar works out? Not only that, some basic primary school maths will tell you that the next occurrence of this "rare" event will be 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives. " He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to suck me off, he did so we fucked all weekend, now we live in brighton, england 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Some utter munt on mine friends list who has just been dumped posted up. "a heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken then give it to a boy" Unfriended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 True love does not have a happy ending because true love never ends!!! Posted by a bloke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 I dare say Facebook will be awash with fake concern very shortly over this wee lassie that's went missing in Wales Up until this morning I had been blissfully free of fake concern, but the "like junkies" are now starting to come out in force. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!! This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays and 5 Wednesdays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. Copy within 11 minutes of reading. Yep the ancient Chinese tradition of posting on Facebook. What is wrong with these people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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