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My boss in work knows Rory Hazlie, he tried out for big brother this year. Apparently he just messages random birds, including porn stars and buys them presents regardless of whether they have a boyfriend or not !

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He did indeed. His Dalek impression was shown on TV. To be fair, it was pretty good, but that's not saying too much.

Can often be seen standing near the toilets in Level 2, drinking a diet coke through a straw (which goes through the ring pull), listening to his iPod.

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To all my friends (including me) who are going through some issues right now--Let's start an intention avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy, paste, and share this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I did it for a friend and you can too.

Now, I'm used to hand-wringing over cancer, missing kids, relatives who died a decade ago and airhead Princesses that shagged Arabs and died in car crashes, but this one is jaw-dropping in its idiocy.

Basically, it's urging everyone to put this on their facebook status if anyone has ever had a problem. Not even a specific problem, just "issues". For fuxake at least wait until something ACTUALLY HAPPENS to you before you troll for 'likes'.

"Let's start an intention avalanche." No, lets not. f**k OFF.

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A girl I was at school with just posted a photo of a kebab box, with "I Love You" written on it in biro. Apparently her boyfriend had asked them to write it on when he ordered it.

It may well be the trampiest thing I've ever seen, and I've seen real tramps and everything.

Boys going to be gutted when he realises his request for her to write 'I love you' on her kebab has been misunderstood.

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Jesus f**k.

I've just seen a picture on my newsfeed one of my fb friends (now ex as of 2 mins ago) has liked.

It's a split photo. On the left is a picture of a wide eyed baby/toddler and on the right is the same baby lying down with her eyes closed with bruises over her face. The writing over the picture says 'I WAS NOT NEGLECTED.....I WAS MURDERED'.

Please like to join baby Alissa's army.

Just what I want to see as I'm about to tuck into my lunch.

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Jesus f**k.

I've just seen a picture on my newsfeed one of my fb friends (now ex as of 2 mins ago) has liked.

It's a split photo. On the left is a picture of a wide eyed baby/toddler and on the right is the same baby lying down with her eyes closed with bruises over her face. The writing over the picture says 'I WAS NOT NEGLECTED.....I WAS MURDERED'.

Please like to join baby Alissa's army.

Just what I want to see as I'm about to tuck into my lunch.

That photo was liked by a now ex-friend of mine too. Why the f**k would anyone like that?

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This seems to be doing the rounds on Facebook. Peoples reactions annoy me and their sudden knowledge of the autistic spectrum and mental illnesses. I think it's wrong but the varying reactions between "OMG That is well harsh" and "Hawhawhawhaw what an utter mongo."

There's always one of these people in School.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHDdfm6pKE

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Thank god for Todd_is_god & Bustanut. haha. The guy is simply ridiculous. Bordering on Predatory!

I will enlighten you of one such story thats pretty average but 'slightly' creep.

One of my ex burds (still right gd pals)(leave nameless aswell)(KD1711 will know this story) works in a Hotel, she never realised she had X amount of missed calls and PMs on fb from Rory, as she was working. About half way through her shift the girl from the reception comes through to tell her that there is a young lad asking for her at reception. The girl walks out to see who it is, Rory lad is standing there in a full suit, converse trainers and his infamous trillby......... Hi (name) i realised you werent answering my texts & calls, so i texted one of your pals who told me you were working thats why you probably werent answering, so i thought i would come down and ask you in person if You.....(long pause to think of a few of her pals) X & Y would like to come to my Choir rehersals next Friday. It would be an honour to have you there..............This is in the middle of a busy restaurant/hotel, with two people who technically arent friends of any sort, just through facebook. (With regards to having her number needless to say her friends gave him it lol)

Yhe guy is a mile out.

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My boss in work knows Rory Hazlie, he tried out for big brother this year. Apparently he just messages random birds, including porn stars and buys them presents regardless of whether they have a boyfriend or not !

Offered a bird an Ipad to be his friend on Facebook. Guy is no right! He blocked me because I called him a pervert in Level 2. Gutted.

Apparently he turned up to a porn star convention with a box of chocolates and asked his fav porn star out on a date. That's real life too laugh.gif

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Offered a bird an Ipad to be his friend on Facebook. Guy is no right! He blocked me because I called him a pervert in Level 2. Gutted.

Apparently he turned up to a porn star convention with a box of chocolates and asked his fav porn star out on a date. That's real life too laugh.gif

I believe this picture can be found by simply typing 'Rory hazlie' into Google images.

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I hate people! I hate women! First they hurt u then leave u! Or they say they love u! Break ur heart! Then say they didn't mean it! U try to understand and fix it! They leave u! Or they ask for a break and leave u anyway! Guys we just can't get that girl! I have never felt this bad so won't be on for a while! If u want to chat don't! Not a good idea! :(

Oh dear..

I always have a little chuckle when I see someone with the 'It's Complicated' relationship status. Reading between the lines, it means that they fancy someone who thinks they're a munter.

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Kids with special needs are now weird or odd. They only want what everyone else wants......to be accepted. Can I make a request? Is anyone willing to post this in honour of all children who were made in a unique way. Let's see who has a strong heart (stupid heart thing inserted) I know what friends will copy and paste

If you already knew what friends will copy and paste, why fucking bother all the others?

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