saint dave Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Or all the kids are greedy , surly fat fuckers who need a good kick to the neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 "I think I'm gony delete my facebook account". No you're not. You're just posting that in the hope that your comments will be full of people pleading and begging you not to go. Posted at 18:23 last night. 0 comments. What is the count now? Like it, and say goodbye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 What is the count now? Like it, and say goodbye. You've no idea how much I'd love to do that but I get on with her boyfriend and don't want to rip into his bird in front of everyone. Comment count is now 17 but thats just a conversation with her sister saying how shit fb is and that she won't be on it again. She has posted four inane shite status updates times since this empty promise. 1) watching tele - at in my bed 2) how many twilights are they? 3) trick or treat 4) canny sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 You've no idea how much I'd love to do that but I get on with her boyfriend and don't want to rip into his bird in front of everyone. Comment count is now 17 but thats just a conversation with her sister saying how shit fb is and that she won't be on it again. She has posted four inane shite status updates times since this empty promise. 1) watching tele - at in my bed 2) how many twilights are they? 3) trick or treat 4) canny sleep Please say "it happens every day" to status 2, I beg you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Please say "it happens every day" to status 2, I beg you! Bollocks. I genuinely just went in to write that but she'd actually worded it 'how many twilight films are they'. It still doesn't detract from the fact that she could've googled it though instead of just blatant attention seeking. Silly cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Bollocks. I genuinely just went in to write that but she'd actually worded it 'how many twilight films are they'. It still doesn't detract from the fact that she could've googled it though instead of just blatant attention seeking. Silly cow. One decent one, Paul Newman is in it, and Reese Witherspoon gets her chebs oot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Ew years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Awch f**k you, im sick of punting killer clowns! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Saw this wee gem earlier "all teenage mothers/single parents are filthy whores" Not sure if it's good trolling or someone being serious but about 86 comments bit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 There was an absolute belter of an argument on my news feed last night between a now ex boyfriend and girlfriend. Alas, it was deleted but my mate managed to get some screen shots which I'll post up later. Anyway, they had a bit of a fall out and ended up sharing their sex life on Facebook. It was absolutely revolting, yet hilarious at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 f**k, just read this. I hope that clown doesn't suddenly appear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 There was an absolute belter of an argument on my news feed last night between a now ex boyfriend and girlfriend. Alas, it was deleted but my mate managed to get some screen shots which I'll post up later. Anyway, they had a bit of a fall out and ended up sharing their sex life on Facebook. It was absolutely revolting, yet hilarious at the same time. Sounds good. Waiting with anticipation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 There are not enough kicks in the pie for this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 There are not enough kicks in the pie for this You should point out that the woman bears a striking resemblance to Roald Dahl's Witches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 get these fights up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 ''Happy 4th birthday robert hope you have a great day. Love aunty kirsty love you ♥ xx'' Aye because I'm sure that 4 year old Robert has a Facebook account and can see your message. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Want Newcastle to win but think Liverpool is going to win but Newcastle have Ba and Cisse so i think they're going to win !! <3 <3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 get these fights up. I apologise for the delay. I'll need to upload the screenshots from my phone to the laptop. Will hopefully get round to it tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 ''Happy 4th birthday robert hope you have a great day. Love aunty kirsty love you ♥ xx'' Aye because I'm sure that 4 year old Robert has a Facebook account and can see your message. FFS if he's in the central belt he could be 40 and still not be able to read it because a) he'll be illiterate b) he'll need to steal a laptop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 (edited) Edit: Apology for the shite paint job! And read the bottom one first! Edited November 4, 2012 by ScottR96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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