nsr Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) What about "Menial tasks around the house?". Women can't get enough of those, I thought. Edited July 17, 2013 by nsr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Is clitonville a *** team?? Standard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I've heard that the reason that Ash wouldn't serve the guy from the kids menu is that there was an offer on, kids eat free, and they thought the group were at it, trying to get a free feed for the uncle. Obviously they were beign officious ersehiles but worthy of them being pilloried across the country? One of my FB friends checked in there yesterday with the status "Having fish fingers!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 (edited) An old mate of mine from school has a girlfriend who is way out of his league. I would be more than happy for him, provided he didn't repeatedly post shite like this: Relationships can't always be happy can't always be bad, it can't always be perfect but if you love some then you should be willing to endure whatever comes at you, never regret the arguments you have with them because it could always be the last because you never know what tomorrow so cherish what you have before you lose it I hope she absolutely rips his heart out sometime soon to spare me reading his pish. Edited July 21, 2013 by messi's nightmare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I hope she absolutely rips his heart out sometime soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Some boy that used to be in the year below me at school has the worst patter hands down on Facebook. Last night's status; "Like if I can phonee youu? Boredddd. Or mail me yer numberrr" And a personal favourite of mine; "When your pals bump you its all fine, but when you bump you, world war 3 begins..." I can't tell if he is trying to be deep and meaningful about bumping yourself, or if he is just a total moron. I jest, I know he is a moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch! From a status shared by a "full time mummy" who used to be the school boot. Both racist and homophobic and of course lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 You know how some folk you thought were friends turn out to be snakes? Can't believe you'd do that, really hurt! Just f**k off, you attention seeking tart. Nobody cares about your drama. I sincerely hope not one single person has asked what's going on or commented further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 From a status shared by a "full time mummy" who used to be the school boot. Both racist and homophobic and of course lies. Yeah, you'd never believe a princess would be using Ryanair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I instantly blocked it when I saw it so can't post it here, but yesterday I saw some utter bullshit about how folk shouldn't be complaining about the heat here because soldiers have to 'protect us' in hotter weather whilst wearing loads of equipment etc etc. At the end it had a 'Thank You' to the big brave soldiers. Just fucking awful. Dreadful, terrible shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Had enuf of folk snooping on ma page!! Major clear out! Yep, so fed up of it that I can see that (and all your pictures) despite not even being friends with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 The main thing irritating me right now is people taking pictures of the thermometer reading in their cars. I know it's fucking warn out there, the sweat is running off me in work! Half these tadgers are parked in the sunlight too and genuinely seem to think it's 36° out there. Absolute belters Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Well it is 36° if you're not in the shade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Aye, so fucking hot. It was 101F here on Friday, Humidity making it "feel like" 109, and I was out in long enough to be ill for the last two days. And that was in the shade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robosaintee Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Someone just popped up on my feed with the name "Caseys Mummy". Sure enough, Occupation : Full Time Mommy! She's the full set. An exclamation mark, a smiley face and mummy/mommy spelt two different ways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Someone just popped up on my feed with the name "Caseys Mummy". Sure enough, Occupation : Full Time Mommy! She's the full set. An exclamation mark, a smiley face and mummy/mommy spelt two different ways. picture of Casey as her profile pic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 (edited) Seen this pop up in my feed after someone commented on it."Lives in sterling" Edited July 22, 2013 by NorthAyrshireKillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Do you think they mean the leather centre at Tillicoutry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Do you think they mean the leather centre at Tillicoutry? He might be living in a pound coin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 He might be living in a pound coin Buys his clothes in a pound shop, I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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