mizfit Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Even better is hacking someone's page and informing their friendlist they are now engaged and looking at getting a place of their own. Got a good few bites with that one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el buitre Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Are you having a laugh?i joined in 2009 at 22 meant to retire at 55 with a pension of 20k and a lump sum of about 120k I'm now gonna be 60 at the least n getting about 15k pa and 25k lump, considering how shifts take their toll on your life expectancy I'd stand by the statement my pension has been decimated and is a bit shit! GIRFUY ya wee diddy agent of mind control. Must be a nightmare having to work till 60, the rest of us will have to struggle on to 68 possibly 70. Nightmare scenario 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Write on someones facebook "lost all my contacts in my phone, text me your numbers please." The victim gets hours of texts from people with their numbers on it and wont know why. Or change their birthday to see if people write happy birthday messages on the wrong day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el buitre Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Mind control haha if I could do that I wouldn't be in my job. 70? Good enough for you, didn't think rangers fans worked? Unfortunately i have to work, but the way its going it must only be a matter of time before im the chairman of rangers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Write on someones facebook "lost all my contacts in my phone, text me your numbers please." The victim gets hours of texts from people with their numbers on it and wont know why. Or change their birthday to see if people write happy birthday messages on the wrong day. Changing their gender is a good one too. "Rod commented on a post on her wall". "Gillian updated his status". A few of my mates also went through spell of going into the person's friend list, picking a random, and liking one of their photos from months/years before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Just get to f**k. My cousin posted this, otherwise would be unfriended. She's always posting shit like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Just get to f**k. My cousin posted this, otherwise would be unfriended. She's always posting shit like that. It'd work better if she'd posted a picture of her tits IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Some bint, who is a friend of the wife, has been posting nothing but crap about what happens to Angora rabbits to produce lovely soft jumpers. It is a shame about how cruelly they are treated, but FFS you only need to post it once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Jaegerbombs at 3pm with my boss & a pretty awesome fucking team. #winningatlife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Jaegerbombs at 3pm with my boss & a pretty awesome fucking team. #winningatlife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 "Ban Katie Hopkins extremist nazi views" Posted without even a hint of irony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Countless Christmas tree photos. It's only a fucking tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Countless Christmas tree photos. It's only a fucking tree. Oh get with the 21st century, Smurph! We always took Polaroids of our Christmas tree, our dinner and every can of beer we opened and showed them to our friends and neighbours! This is just moving with the times! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Not sure if this has been said previously but.. people who tag themselves at airports just to let everyone know how much of a jetsetter lifestyle they have. They are my new most annoying people on Facebook (and there's alot of competition). Edited December 17, 2013 by Zetterlund 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 ^^^^^sent from Dundee Airport. Sorry, forgot to add the obligatory photo of my Costa coffee, for which I just paid £7.99. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 ^^^^^sent from Dundee Bus Station Fixed that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Sorry, forgot to add the obligatory photo of my Costa coffee, for which I just paid £7.99. More likely a table of pints, with some status about holiday breakfasts etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I got to read all about someone's cervix yesterday and a quick status update on it today. Put me right off my lunch time doughnut, I can tell you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Wow, this pier is fantastic, must update Facebook status... Tourist walks off Australian pier while checking Facebook Fuckin yaaaas, hate these fannies that wander about not looking where they are going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 There's a guy on my facebook who appears to have some sort of long distance driving job. Every time...EVERY time...he goes anywhere, he announces this via a status update. I have no idea what kind of reaction he's expecting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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