Zetterlund Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 There's a guy on mine who posted a photo of a letter he received from the hospital. It had the date and time he had to go in (think it was a day or 2). He never said what the appointment was for; he just posted something about being worried. Obviously this was a standard plea for attention. It had instructions about not eating for a few hours before so could be something to worry about. However, what was really stupid was that he never blanked out his address on the letter which is clearly visible, as is the exact time and date he'll be in hospital. He may as well leave a note telling anyone who fancied tanning his place whilst he's in hospital that the key is under the mat Hopefully he received enough likes and shares to cure whatever illness he's suffering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Hopefully he received enough likes and shares to cure whatever illness he's suffering. The doctors are hoping so. It's his only hope (ever since Obi Wan Kenobi got his totties). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Brilliant, a lassie on my feed just posted 2 photos of her cleavage under the guise of 'loving her new hair.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Brilliant, a lassie on my feed just posted 2 photos of her cleavage under the guise of 'loving her new hair.' Pics or GTFO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 ..............any good? I obviously mean her hair... Didn't really notice it tbh Pics or GTFO Nah, thats taking facecreeping to a level I'm just not at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Brilliant, a lassie on my feed just posted 2 photos of her cleavage under the guise of 'loving her new hair.' Was the classic "whoops " on show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 The positivity challenge. If anyone nominates me for this, I will gouge their eyeballs out with a rusty spoon. And then probably post it as the first thing I'm happy about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 there is some nomination thing happening amongst yes voters or something for what its worth one of my mates summed up brilliantly how i feel about the referendum now "September can't come quick enough, can't wait to get this independence vote over with now, just filling my Facebook Feed full of pish I can't be arsed with on a hungover Sunday.". I am voting no, i dont care or have even lost the will to challenge your views if you are voting yes, just vote what you want and whatever happens in september happens. I am also fed up with the whole thing now. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Having a wee nosey at some guys page who's deleted me as a friend. He's one of these guys who doesn't drink beer and only drinks koppaberg. Their type are not to be trusted. Haven't seen the guy in over a year but since then he's got himself a job as a flight attendant for BA. Some of his statuses: "Standard Monday trip to Ibiza" at London City Airport "Going to Zurich was meant to be Madrid Ahh well" at London City Airport "Dull day in Glasgow....Ahh well good I'm going to Malaga then" "Standard afternoon" travelling to Faro, Portugal from Edinburgh Airport. "Just chilling" travelling to Aberdeen from London City Airport. Delighted I'm no longer a fb friend tbh. Massive cretin. The boy is clearly trying to dress his job up as being glamorous because he flies to all these different locations when in actual fact he spends the majority of his time squeezed into a metal tube dealing with pissed up and irritating passengers or sitting about airports seeing hee haw of the country he's landed in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 The boy is clearly trying to dress his job up as being glamorous because he flies to all these different locations when in actual fact he spends the majority of his time squeezed into a metal tube dealing with pissed up and irritating passengers or sitting about airports seeing hee haw of the country he's landed in. Exactly. If he was being honest, it'd say stuff like "Just making the tea for everyone else on the plane". "Someone just blocked the toilet". "Just need to fetch that passenger another sick bag". What a bellend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Exactly. If he was being honest, it'd say stuff like "Just making the tea for everyone else on the plane". "Someone just blocked the toilet". "Just need to fetch that passenger another sick bag". What a bellend. You missed out demonstrating the life jacket and showing folk how to use the wee whistle. (Even though you'd be fucking vapourised when the plane crashed.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 The boy is clearly trying to dress his job up as being glamorous because he flies to all these different locations when in actual fact he spends the majority of his time squeezed into a metal tube dealing with pissed up and irritating passengers or sitting about airports seeing hee haw of the country he's landed in. I doubt he leaves the airport 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 The boy is clearly trying to dress his job up as being glamorous because he flies to all these different locations when in actual fact he spends the majority of his time squeezed into a metal tube dealing with pissed up and irritating passengers or sitting about airports seeing hee haw of the country he's landed in. He's always been a bit like this. Last time I saw him he told me he was saving up to live in America. That's why he's a flight attendant over a year later. Aye, right you are, mate. Complete nugget of a boy. He also claimed to be a Jambo but didn't know what games they were playing, what the scores were, etc etc. Fucking clueless. And as previously mentioned, he never drank pints and had a sesh with the boys - just drank poofy koppabergs. He seems to have caused a bit of a stir here so I'll give you all an update of his latest ramblings in the near future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ark loyal Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Govanhill in Glasgow, a large breading ground for illegal immigrants poisioning our communities and putting even more strain on our wonderfull nations resources. This photo was taken by myself on Friday afternoon in broad daylight where I counted 12 individuals of various ages climbing out the back of a truck from Bucharest, Romania. No one, except myself batted an eyelid, are we that scared in our own country ? Or is it the case that people HAVE to be scared to speak out because we are fast becoming the minority in our own country. The generations before us fought and died to make this nation and its people free, and they would be turning in their grave if they seen the revolving door; turn a blind eye to it policy the government seem to have adopted on all immigrants, illegal or not. Britain first are the only group willing to stand up for the belifes of the working class people, the class of people who have no real platform to air their views. I support you Britain First, No Surrender; ever.Please share this to help show the rest of the world what's going going on In Britain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I am so fucking glad i'm not on FB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 he never drank pints and had a sesh with the boys - just drank poofy koppabergs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Did he share those Koppabergs with his mates? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Surely if they've arrived from Bucharest, they're not illegal immigrants? (sorry if I'm stating the blindingly obvious). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 So concerned he took a picture to post it online without contacting the police or saying a word to the "illegals" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 That picture shows.. nothing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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