++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 The guys a weirdo, I used to work in WH Smith when I was at college and he came in EVERY Saturday and returned the cd/dvd he bought the previous week and replaced it with another. Dressed in full "ferrari" jacket, hat, gloves etc. Ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko A Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) The following sums up every "copy and paste this as your status" post: Please copy & paste this to your status in support of [insert cause here] because, with the singular exception of doing absolutely nothing, it's literally the very least you could do, and we must all at least outwardly appear to care about [insert cause here] lest we be publicly shamed by everyone else on Facebook who's also not actually doing anything to help with [insert cause here], aside from this pointless, self-serving, completely empty gesture Edited October 13, 2012 by Marko A 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) Are you guys getting people liking a page about some girl who committed suicide called Amanda Todd because she was being bullied? Edited October 13, 2012 by Scorpio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 aye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 The guys a weirdo, I used to work in WH Smith when I was at college and he came in EVERY Saturday and returned the cd/dvd he bought the previous week and replaced it with another. Dressed in full "ferrari" jacket, hat, gloves etc. Ridiculous. Ammo thats coz he owns a full STIG outfit. He used to wear a full motor racing outfit to High school once a week. FACT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 In the past week there have been pages called Greenock Munters, Greenock Sluts and Greenock Belters. Carnage, carnage everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 'Feel sick'. Good. Hope you fucking choke on it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds are Forever Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 In a weird way the facebook posts that annoy me the most are just the really basic inane ones like 'Just missed my bus, FML' or 'just sitting down for dinner' and other completely pointless shite that no-one gives a f**k about. Why do people actually think that anyone is going to be remotely interested? There's been a couple of times recently where I've felt like I should maybe post something (I haven't done so in months) but can't think of anything to say other than winding up Old Firm fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gy diamond Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 "monday 6:00am goodbye glasgow, hello grimsby, will be good to get away for 2 weeks" My cousin's in for a shock. Nothing wrong with Grimsby, right next door to the millionaires play ground that is Cleethorpes Maybe not. Grimsby's a nice place, no-one asking "which team dae ye support byraway?" Oh no they do and they don't seem to understand that any Scottish person can support anyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 In the past week there have been pages called Greenock Munters, Greenock Sluts and Greenock Belters. Carnage, carnage everywhere. You were just sitting there, waiting for one of your mates to send a picture of you in. Thankfully, I sent the death threats out just in time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 WE ARE ALL RORY HAZLIE. He has had a facebook friend request from me for months. He still has not accepted. half tempted to change my name on it to a birds name and my profile pic and add him and see what happens. Thinking about it....that would be a great idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Also, for added detail, ensure you are single 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 The following sums up every "copy and paste this as your status" post: Please copy & paste this to your status in support of [insert cause here] because, with the singular exception of doing absolutely nothing, it's literally the very least you could do, and we must all at least outwardly appear to care about [insert cause here] lest we be publicly shamed by everyone else on Facebook who's also not actually doing anything to help with [insert cause here], aside from this pointless, self-serving, completely empty gesture I have just copied and pasted this as my status, in the hope that those who copy and paste shite as their status, will learn not to copy and paste shite as their status (insert Xzibit meme here). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 The following sums up every "copy and paste this as your status" post: Please copy & paste this to your status in support of [insert cause here] because, with the singular exception of doing absolutely nothing, it's literally the very least you could do, and we must all at least outwardly appear to care about [insert cause here] lest we be publicly shamed by everyone else on Facebook who's also not actually doing anything to help with [insert cause here], aside from this pointless, self-serving, completely empty gesture Top drawer banter. I wish I could muster the courage to post this, but sadly there's the 1 in a 100 chance that that bird I've always fancied that was defo going to give me my hole would take offence and be non-forthcoming with said hole. Shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 I have just copied and pasted this as my status, in the hope that those who copy and paste shite as their status, will learn not to copy and paste shite as their status (insert Xzibit meme here). Me too, though I added a 'thanks' at the end - no need to be rude while I'm being disrespectful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 (edited) A lass I know from school has just found out her boyfriend has been cheating on her. Reaction is thirty odd comments "aww babes hes no worth it x" and a strong "men are cheating rats" feel. Natural reaction was of course... Edited October 21, 2012 by rw89 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 The following sums up every "copy and paste this as your status" post: Please copy & paste this to your status in support of [insert cause here] because, with the singular exception of doing absolutely nothing, it's literally the very least you could do, and we must all at least outwardly appear to care about [insert cause here] lest we be publicly shamed by everyone else on Facebook who's also not actually doing anything to help with [insert cause here], aside from this pointless, self-serving, completely empty gesture I just put this as my status followed by 'like this within 3 secs if you care. Keep scrolling if you are a heartless b*****d'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 ^^^^ first comment was: 'I scrolled'. Good lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Why do people post pictures sideways or a strange angle? Especially if the whole point of the photo would have been straight on if it was the right way up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Why do people post pictures sideways or a strange angle? Especially if the whole point of the photo would have been straight on if it was the right way up. Cos they take it with their phone and post it straight from there without knowing how to turn it round? Just checked to make sure none of mine were... thankfully not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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