Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I deleted my facebook 2 weeks ago and it feels great. It seems maybe I've finally managed to sever ties with all the morons I never went to see or hear from again. Why didn't you just defriend them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 What does that even mean?! : Your guess is as good as mine. She posted this today: last night I burped in a girls face in the toilet.... she didn't find it funny, these glasgow people have no sense of humour. I wish she had been decked. My sister is out with her in Edinburgh tonight. I await a jumbled selection of letters masquerading themselves as a sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 What the f**k?! How the f**k is somebody supposed to find a complete stranger burping in their face funny? She comes across to me as a right creepy b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowdenLoyal Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 "Insert word here such as bored/tired/rough" .com. f**k OFFFFFFF with your .com shite!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This girl is at college with Adam and bugs the tits off me on a regular basis for various reasons. The fact she's called herself "lushlynds" in her profile name is one of them. Sheeeeeet. I refuse to believe that's female, or in fact even human. I feel a bit sick now. It has jaws. Huge protruding jaws! Run! Your guess is as good as mine. She posted this today: last night I burped in a girls face in the toilet.... she didn't find it funny, these glasgow people have no sense of humour. I wish she had been decked. My sister is out with her in Edinburgh tonight. I await a jumbled selection of letters masquerading themselves as a sentence. I have so many folks updates hidden. I'm sorely tempted to reverse this for the amusement of watching the morons. Facebook is the 21st Century equivalent of bear baiting after the gin palace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This girl is at college with Adam and bugs the tits off me on a regular basis for various reasons. The fact she's called herself "lushlynds" in her profile name is one of them. KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!! There is no God 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 There is a burd that I have on FB that is a nice, friendly helpful woman and generally a good egg. However, she went and spoiled it all by posting "Sometimes it's great being a Christian". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This girl is at college with Adam and bugs the tits off me on a regular basis for various reasons. The fact she's called herself "lushlynds" in her profile name is one of them. f**k, that bogbeast is horrific. She has a face like a welder's bench. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This girl is at college with Adam and bugs the tits off me on a regular basis for various reasons. The fact she's called herself "lushlynds" in her profile name is one of them. She could eat an apple through a tennis racket while her right eye goes to the shop and her left eye comes back with the change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Right lets see some of the shite on my newsfeed after unblocking a few people - "Stopped and thought about the time here at uni since it ends 2moro... I came to Aberdeen 5yrs ago as a lost athiest... Now found in Christ through the Grace of God, saved by that amazing grace! I came here for a degree, what I gained is Breathtakingly more! 'then sings my soul, my saviour God to thee, how great thou art, how great thou art!'" One of my friends has posted a picture of the words "I love you" spelt out in roses on the grass outside what appears to be his place of work - Asda Check-ins is the most annoying though. At the pub on Friday with a mate from work who insisted on checking in whenever somebody else arrived. 6 hours of check-ins Also women who complain about being tagged in photos. Shut the f**k up. "OMG I cannot believe I looked that drunk" etc. Seriously just grow up and accept the fact you're a munter. Finally my former work colleague who posted a status saying "*insert tagged name here* are you alive? We have lost to discuss". This couldn't have been sent in a text, message, posted on their wall, email, phone call because? Rant over 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Someone who who befriended me mainly because we were in the same year at school just said "OMG my fingers smell of Jaeger, sums up last night". Slightly annoying but its even more annoying when his last 3 statuses were "Doing shots of Jaeger now, going to get messy.", "Getting really drunk now, not sure how I will get home lol" and finally "Apple Sourz <3". Shut up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This girl is at college with Adam and bugs the tits off me on a regular basis for various reasons. The fact she's called herself "lushlynds" in her profile name is one of them. Any relation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 The Phoenix has Facebook?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Marvin Andrews Likes this. Marvin Andrews is at Kirkcaldy Under 18's disco with: Pastor Joe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Marvin Andrews poked A Lesbian. A Lesbian changed her relationship status to "It's Complicated". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This girl is at college with Adam and bugs the tits off me on a regular basis for various reasons. The fact she's called herself "lushlynds" in her profile name is one of them. She was at that quiz night Adam hosted and did seem like she had a bit of an obsession for him. And fucking x50 at Kieran's post about her which I can't be arsed going back to quote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 nice thread. all of these are from the same guy. he's nice enough in person, despite the fact that he doesn't have loads of friends, and his desperation for a woman is painful. on facebook he acts like a complete idiot, and has about 400 extra "friends" that he has never actually met. "I am fucking bored, okay. Like this. You should be my... [] Girlfriend [] Boyfriend [] Best friend ...[] Text buddy [] Bud You are... [] Beautiful [] Cute [] On my mind [] Sweet [] Hot [] Mean [] Funny I... [] Love you [] Love you like my brother [] Don't know you [] Love you like my sister [] Would like you to put this as your status so I can like it" "Guess I'm more hated than I thought oh well its life for ya" "Never had sex . Never smoked . Never done drugs . Never drank alcohol . Never broke the law . Put this as your status and whoever likes it thinks you're lying " "like this if your my friend" "R.I.P (his name) If you saw this & wouldn't care- ignore it. If you saw this & would get sad or cry- Like it If you would come to my funeral- comment with a ♥ Put this as you status & see who actually cares for you." these, plus many wall posts on attractive girls he barely knows are just from the last week and a half or so. "To all my facebook friends I need you guys to plz either give me your number or skype so I can contact u cuz I'm deleting my fb in a few days thank you sincerery ..." from about a month go. his facebook is still up and running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Follllkk whhhoo talllllkk liiiiike thiissss onnn Faacebboook doo mmyyy tittts iiinn. Also girls who call other girls 'chick'. I've noticed it's mostly girls from Nairn that do this in my experience. Which makes me hate Nairm even more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Also girls who call other girls 'chick'. I've noticed it's mostly girls from Nairn that do this in my experience. Which makes me hate Nairm even more. name n shame.. i'm from nairn. and i never see that on my wall!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 She was at that quiz night Adam hosted and did seem like she had a bit of an obsession for him. And fucking x50 at Kieran's post about her which I can't be arsed going back to quote. Oh, aye, she's absolutely desperate to pump him. The poor soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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