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Unemployed single mothers going on about about how "doctors are arseholes man!!!!"

Unemployed single mothers commenting on the facebook page of North Lanarkshire about the fact their "Ma shower hasn't been fixed a reported it a week ago, fukin disgrace!!!"

Unemployed single mothers commenting on other unemployed single mothers statuses calling them "Chick".

^^^ unemployed single mother imo

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There's a tremendous rant on a Council house swaps page, where some disabled wifey with 5 kids over the age of 16 is furious that she'll have to wait for the Council to build her a new 5 bedroom house. Naturally the thread is full of dipshit full-time mummies commenting "Discrace!!!!1111" and " they should be ashamed of themselfs!!111"

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Co-worker has just shared a photo of the new potty she bought for her wean. Note: She isn't a Full Time Mummy, as I said, she has a job at which she's quite accomplished. She's well traveled and very intelligent. Why she has been reduced to posting this sort of thing is beyond me.

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Just so you know....

"Hello girls! Like every year ,we are mobilizing against breast cancer. Here is the game this year : It is proposed that GIRLS do something to educate everyone facing breast cancer. It's easy and I would like you all to participate !!! a few years ago we had to write on our wall our bra colour . The men were questioning for days They wondered why girls had written on their wall colours . This year it is related to the number of tattoos you have. Do not reply to this message ... Write only the word that applies to you on your wall and send this message privately to all your GIRLS !!! It also requires that you add the words " ... and I 'm proud ! " Before the actual number. EXAMPLE: 2 and I am proud ! 7 and I'm proud ! 0 and I'm proud ! The game of the bra was up on television, trying to do the same with this , send this message privately to your contacts GIRLS , do " copy" on the message , select " New Message" and then "paste" ** If you please, do not reply to this message , simply do !! GO !! We want to see a maximum of statutes."

I think when she says "The men were questioning for days" she actually means those that could be bothered asked Google !

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Just so you know....

"Hello girls! Like every year ,we are mobilizing against breast cancer. Here is the game this year : It is proposed that GIRLS do something to educate everyone facing breast cancer. It's easy and I would like you all to participate !!! a few years ago we had to write on our wall our bra colour . The men were questioning for days They wondered why girls had written on their wall colours . This year it is related to the number of tattoos you have. Do not reply to this message ... Write only the word that applies to you on your wall and send this message privately to all your GIRLS !!! It also requires that you add the words " ... and I 'm proud ! " Before the actual number. EXAMPLE: 2 and I am proud ! 7 and I'm proud ! 0 and I'm proud ! The game of the bra was up on television, trying to do the same with this , send this message privately to your contacts GIRLS , do " copy" on the message , select " New Message" and then "paste" ** If you please, do not reply to this message , simply do !! GO !! We want to see a maximum of statutes."

I think when she says "The men were questioning for days" she actually means those that could be bothered asked Google !

and I'm proud 0

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Step 1 in raising awareness of any cause is to devise a plan keeping it a secret from half the population. This works even better if you keep it a secret from the half of the population who control almost all the funding your cause needs.

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For some reason unknown to me I keep getting posts from "Things for sale in and around Pollok" on my newsfeed. I know no one who has used this page...nor do I know anyone from Pollok for that matter. It's just a collection of posts where women are trying to sell on their tat and lots of the use of the words "***" and "chick".

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Been doing the rounds on my facebook page, but I am a fan.

:lol:

Saw that!

It's more a " country laddie " type thing.

I had a cousin who was brought up on a farm in SW Scotland. He had the same mannerisms and way of speaking. Almost like an old man in a teens body. The accent was different of course, but only slightly ( Galloway Irish )

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