dee_62 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 If the dog could write, why didn't it make use of this talent? Absolutely spot on. Even if it didn't write the letter, the fact it could dictate it surely would rate it as one to keep. Stupid dog owners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Absolutely spot on. Even if it didn't write the letter, the fact it could dictate it surely would rate it as one to keep. Stupid dog owners. Puppy sounds like a manipulative cretin to me. Better off without, in my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 A Muslim man dropped his guts in front of me, in asda today. I remarked he needed pulled through with a pillowcase. He thanked me for the advice and told me "I have IBS and I will be attending the 1st screening of the new Starwars movie, in Douglasfield. BE A WEAR." I will heed his advice, will you? Please share with all you care for and cherish. Hugs West Ferry x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 More from the doggy brigade... ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450020040.659883.jpg Do we want to know what the image below that heart-wrenching story is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 More from the doggy brigade... ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450020040.659883.jpg Sounds like an arsehole of a pet, glad it is dead x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Do we want to know what the image below that heart-wrenching story is? It's not as bad as you may think. It's a dog in the back of a van (not an oven) Had to post this though...Some of the responses to the picture. FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 A Muslim man dropped his guts in front of me, in asda today. I remarked he needed pulled through with a pillowcase. He thanked me for the advice and told me "I have IBS and I will be attending the 1st screening of the new Starwars movie, in Douglasfield. BE A WEAR." I will heed his advice, will you? Please share with all you care for and cherish. Hugs West Ferry x Shared Sydney, Australia thanx honest xoxo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Shared Sydney, Australia thanx honest xoxo Welcome hunny. mwah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Honest? Fracking Muslins are controlling my autocorrect now. I meant "hon". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolfo Rios Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I dropped my wallet yesterday and cleared the Fort in under two minutes. Christmas shopping made easy. Thanks Islam! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 It's not as bad as you may think. It's a dog in the back of a van (not an oven) Had to post this though...Some of the responses to the picture. FFS ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450030130.717363.jpg It looked like a morgue drawer to me. "Literally bawled my eyes out" aye sure you did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I'm a bit thick about facebook, so why do you lot have all these posts from people you don't know appearing on your page? It's very entertaining but for every daft or interesting one you must get hundreds of utterly banal ones. Does it go exponential from having a few friends to all of their friends and the population of the planet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I'm a bit thick about facebook, so why do you lot have all these posts from people you don't know appearing on your page? It's very entertaining but for every daft or interesting one you must get hundreds of utterly banal ones. Does it go exponential from having a few friends to all of their friends and the population of the planet? Basically, yes. You get shit popping up on your timeline if someone you're friends with 'likes' or comments on something, so you inevitably end up with loads of inane and irrelevant stuff you've seen on there end up on here. On the other side of the coin, I probably have friends in England and Australia wondering why they are reading comments from me on facebook football forums telling Dundee Utd fans that they are fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 The majority of moronic drivel I have to suffer on Facebook is courtesy of my cousin's fiance. His page is an unholy melange of Britain First, The LAD Bible and Right Wing News. He isn't the most unpleasant individual to encounter, but he is nonetheless a massive simpleton.This is his most recent share, which I'm sure I also saw doing the rounds a few months back. Sounds affective to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 A bit like Swarley said earlier, shared by someone I thought was generally quite sensible! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Good to see they've finally added stuff to meth to make it addictive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 "This is happening all over the country apparently" Disregarding that any competent parent would raise a child to not eat strange things anyway, googling "strawberry meth" returns several results describing it as a hoax from as far back as 2007. I particularly enjoy the snopes page which has that exact text on it dated February 2012. At this point I can only assume the people starting these messages are trolls looking to see how many gullible idiots they can reach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 "This is happening all over the country apparently" Disregarding that any competent parent would raise a child to not eat strange things anyway, googling "strawberry meth" returns several results describing it as a hoax from as far back as 2007. I particularly enjoy the snopes page which has that exact text on it dated February 2012. At this point I can only assume the people starting these messages are trolls looking to see how many gullible idiots they can reach. Ah good call, Miguel I hadn't seen that page (when I was posting this I vaguely recalled seeing it before, alongside the one about an old granny hiding in the back of your car with a knife in a car park/the one with the guy who gives out cards impregnated with chloroform and other assorted nonsense!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Basically, yes. You get shit popping up on your timeline if someone you're friends with 'likes' or comments on something, so you inevitably end up with loads of inane and irrelevant stuff you've seen on there end up on here. On the other side of the coin, I probably have friends in England and Australia wondering why they are reading comments from me on facebook football forums telling Dundee Utd fans that they are fucking shite. Why can't the sane people drown out the fascist morons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) Why can't the sane people drown out the fascist morons? I think it's probably because the sane people steer well clear of facebook. <<< paranoid schizophrenic with homicidal tendencies Edited December 15, 2015 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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