Rugster Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 God must have been looking down on me tonite... yesterday at the last minute i put in for a holiday for tonite..normally i would be walking down croft road at 6.50 to go to workTonite ther was 2 drunks in a stolen car smashed onto the pavement just outside my house at that exact time..Thank you lord for the warning and making me take tonite off.. COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!111!!1! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 God must have been looking down on me tonite... yesterday at the last minute i put in for a holiday for tonite..normally i would be walking down croft road at 6.50 to go to work Tonite ther was 2 drunks in a stolen car smashed onto the pavement just outside my house at that exact time.. Thank you lord for the warning and making me take tonite off.. COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!111!!1! A car crashes outside his house ... thanks God And why state that there were two drunks !? I've driven a car with three drunks in it without incident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 A car crashes outside his house ... thanks God . That's literally always the case. God gave me the strength to beat cancer, he fucking gave you cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 None, uninstalled it. :-D No more reading pish. It's addictive and a waste of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 ^^^^ Nobody accepted his FarmVille requests. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 None, uninstalled it. :-D No more reading pish. It's addictive and a waste of time. You talking about Facebook or p&b? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 You talking about Facebook or p&b? I talk pish on both but as for reading I find p&b a decent read and the best resource in Scotland for getting info about other lower league clubs. Facebook news feed is a farce now and I refuse to get sucked into it anymore. It's sad that some people are genuinely obsessed with it and what others think about pointless pictures that they have just shared from someone else. What's the point of it other than attention seeking or ego boosting? Arranging stuff or sharing important life stuff is fair enough but it's buried amongst utter dross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Still can't get over what happened today 😡😡! Went to ASDA to get stuff I needed. Done the usual and forgot a basket so went back and picked one up. As I started walking around to get a few things and I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in, obviously no big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes Again... STARING! So now I'm like, "What the hell is her problem?!" I finish getting what I'm getting and head to the checkout and guess who is there ahead of me? Right. The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird and Super uncomfortable! Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my daughter who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favour to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mum!?' Inside I was like f**k NO crazy lady, but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87 and I'm like, Shut the f**k up I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like £20. The women then tells me that my total was included with my mums. I'm like, "WTF?!" She said, "Your mum said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mum. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum! I'm like OMG! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this awful woman, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair!!! I see her loading up her car and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling until her wooden leg popped off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMG! Is this really happening right now?! So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling... Just like I'm pulling yours right now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I didn't mind that, in fairness. It fooled me. Probably because I'm a gullible idiot and used to reading stories that start with aggrieved women in supermarkets from this thread! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 (edited) The comments section will still have it's fair share of OMGs and You Ok Hon? Edited 'cause P&B Blocked 'H*n' lol Edited May 20, 2016 by Ned Nederlander 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Stolen from Twitter, but worthy of a wider audience. fbbbt.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 What the f**k even is this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1463787475.608811.jpg What the f**k even is this? Parents will understand, tbh. I'm a Daddaddaddaddaddad myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I was nominated to post a picture that makes me happy/proud to be a dog mum...(only one picture). I'm going to tag some ladies/gentlemen that I think are fabulous dog mothers/fathers, and can rise up to the challenge of posting a pic of their own. If I've tagged you as one of the awesome dog mums/dads, copy the text and paste it to your wall with a picture, and tag more dog mums or dadsâ¤ï¸ðŸ¶ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I'm gonna go with no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1463787475.608811.jpg What the f**k even is this? Child getting antsy cause mummy mummy mummy mummy's too busy posting crap maymays to Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Another Facebook thing that rips ma knittin' is these football club "supporters" pages, seems to be more of a Rangers flavour than any other team, legends in their own lunchtime who hang out the back of their beloved club in the hope of becoming minor celebrities, and actually signing off with their first name as if their next gig will be on Sportscene or writing for the Herald /wankfucks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 godspeaksthroughcats.jpg Make the bible a bit quick Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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