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Annoying things people write on Facebook


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Got a guy on mine who has well and truly lost the plot. He was sectioned not so long ago and now he is out and living in a garage. Constantly ranting that all these conspiracies from the council, nhs and police are for sexual gratification involving using their power to keep him away from his estranged wife and kid.

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Is there a chance he could actually be a danger to himself or others? If so might be worth reporting it to someone official to keep an eye on.

Na he plays his xbox via a generator and rants and raves. Refusing al help it seems. Been out a year apparently..

Don't worry gazza is on his way over with a chicken curry and couple of fishing rods

He was angling for a KFC

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One of my "Irish" friends (English dad, Spanish mum, born and raised in Milngavie) is giving it the old "At least we qualified unlike Scotland" on FB.

Pleasing.

Choosing the Republic of Ireland when Spain was a valid choice ? Edited by topcat(The most tip top)
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One of my "Irish" friends (English dad, Spanish mum, born and raised in Milngavie) is giving it the old "At least we qualified unlike Scotland" on FB.

Pleasing.

Ask him how many Irishmen will be in the second week of Wimbledon.

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It's the FB holy grail for one particular full time mummy today. Not only can she post fathers messages to her dad, father in law (who doesn't have Facebook), grandad (again, no Facebook), dead grandad (still has an active FB page, which she has tagged!) and husband, it's also her daughter's birthday.

These people are so important to her that, by the look of things, she's spent the entire morning posting messages to them on her own page, then replying to the many, many full time mummy types who have left messages, rather than, you know, actually spending time with them.

People are strange.

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