Shotgun Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 A lot of talk about "dragon-slayers" suddenly appearing on my FB feed in the last 1/2 hour. What can it all mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 A new series of Game of Thrones has been commissioned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Got a guy on mine who has well and truly lost the plot. He was sectioned not so long ago and now he is out and living in a garage. Constantly ranting that all these conspiracies from the council, nhs and police are for sexual gratification involving using their power to keep him away from his estranged wife and kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Is there a chance he could actually be a danger to himself or others? If so might be worth reporting it to someone official to keep an eye on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Is there a chance he could actually be a danger to himself or others? If so might be worth reporting it to someone official to keep an eye on. Snitches get stitches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Snitches get stitches Sorry about that, I think Lee Wallace hacked my account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Is there a chance he could actually be a danger to himself or others? If so might be worth reporting it to someone official to keep an eye on. Na he plays his xbox via a generator and rants and raves. Refusing al help it seems. Been out a year apparently.. Don't worry gazza is on his way over with a chicken curry and couple of fishing rods He was angling for a KFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=966840756748074&id=601540453278108 Ughhh, everybody stop. SHE'S HAD ENOUGH!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 An elephant and a dog became pregnant at same time. Three months down the line the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six months later the dog was pregnant again, and nine months on it gave birth to another dozen puppies. The pattern continued. On the eighteenth month the dog approached the elephant questioning, "Are you sure that you are pregnant? We became pregnant on the same date, I have given birth three times to a dozen puppies and they are now grown to become big dogs, yet you are still pregnant. Whats going on?". The elephant replied, "There is something I want you to understand. What I am carrying is not a puppy but an elephant. I only give birth to one in two years. When my baby hits the ground, the earth feels it. When my baby crosses the road, human beings stop and watch in admiration, what I carry draws attention. So what I'm carrying is mighty and great." Don't lose faith when you see others receive answers to their prayers. Don't be envious of others testimony. If you haven't received your own blessings, don't despair. Say to yourself "My time is coming, and when it hits the surface of the earth, people shall yield in admiration." Enjoy the rest of the week and stay blessed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I can't believe you read that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 One of my "Irish" friends (English dad, Spanish mum, born and raised in Milngavie) is giving it the old "At least we qualified unlike Scotland" on FB. Pleasing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 (edited) One of my "Irish" friends (English dad, Spanish mum, born and raised in Milngavie) is giving it the old "At least we qualified unlike Scotland" on FB. Pleasing. Choosing the Republic of Ireland when Spain was a valid choice ? Edited June 18, 2016 by topcat(The most tip top) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Choosing the Republic of Ireland when Spain was a valid choice ? I know. Also, choosing the Republic of Ireland over any of the 3 valid choices he had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 One of my "Irish" friends (English dad, Spanish mum, born and raised in Milngavie) is giving it the old "At least we qualified unlike Scotland" on FB. Pleasing. Ask him how many Irishmen will be in the second week of Wimbledon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Happy Fathers Day to all the men who are reading FB from beyond the grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Happy Father's Day to all the hard working single mummies (c/o job centre) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 It's the FB holy grail for one particular full time mummy today. Not only can she post fathers messages to her dad, father in law (who doesn't have Facebook), grandad (again, no Facebook), dead grandad (still has an active FB page, which she has tagged!) and husband, it's also her daughter's birthday. These people are so important to her that, by the look of things, she's spent the entire morning posting messages to them on her own page, then replying to the many, many full time mummy types who have left messages, rather than, you know, actually spending time with them. People are strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Mother's Day and Father's Day are absolute gold mines for people with deid maws and faithers. "Birthday caird pish." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Mother's Day and Father's Day are absolute gold mines for people with deid maws and faithers. "Birthday caird pish." I think I understand your sentiment but this post seriously doesn't make sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 You know what annoys me most about this? The rogue apostrophe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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