BuddieInDundee Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Should be noted that this c**t was indeed privately educated and does not, from memory, speak remotely as he types. There are numerous posts like these aimed at a twitter/Facebook audience presumably to further some sort of tragic attempt at a 'Glaswegian patter' type of comedy career on social media.Get. In. The. Bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I never really thought of that tbh. Apologies monsieur. Stick your apologies up your hole you non-talking c**t! You've just killed my fucking cat! Pick the bones out of this! *whack*How does that translate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Excusez moi mon ami. Votre chat a fait un désordre sanglant de ma voiture. Que comptez-vous faire pour me compenser, hein? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Stick your apologies up your hole you non-talking c**t! You've just killed my fucking cat! Pick the bones out of this! *whack*How does that translate? Mama Mia! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Mama Mia! That's Italiano. What-a-mistaka-to-maka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 That's Italiano. What-a-mistaka-to-maka. They could be Italians living in France. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: They could be Italians living in France. The povero piccolo gatto was probably only looking out for Fiats and Ferraris as it crossed the road. Got completely taken off guard when Williea mowed it down in his deux-cheveaux. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Le chat est mort. C'est la vie. (shrug) Un petite vin rouge pour moi sil vous plait. Votre fille et charmant. Quel est son nom? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Le chat ne pining pas. Il est passé! Ce chat n'est plus! Il a cessé d'être! Il a expiré et a rencontré son créateur! Il est raide! Sans vie, il repose en paix! S'il n'était pas attaché à ma voiture, il pousserait les marguerites! Ses processus métaboliques sont maintenant l'histoire! Il sort de la brindille! Il a donné un coup de pied au seau, il a été amené dans sa bobine mortelle, a couru le rideau et a rejoint le chœur de sang invisible! C'EST UN EX-CHAT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Shotgun said: The povero piccolo gatto was probably only looking out for Fiats and Ferraris as it crossed the road. Got completely taken off guard when Williea mowed it down in his deux-cheveaux. Nearly , but it was aTR 7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Le chat ne pining pas. Il est passé! Ce chat n'est plus! Il a cessé d'être! Il a expiré et a rencontré son créateur! Il est raide! Sans vie, il repose en paix! S'il n'était pas attaché à ma voiture, il pousserait les marguerites! Ses processus métaboliques sont maintenant l'histoire! Il sort de la brindille! Il a donné un coup de pied au seau, il a été amené dans sa bobine mortelle, a couru le rideau et a rejoint le chœur de sang invisible! C'EST UN EX-CHAT! You've been watching far too many art house films. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I've never got beyond a couple of minutes of one of those films. Ahem. I do know how to use Le Translate du Google though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 [emoji38] You've been watching far too many art house films. Might be a whoosh? Source material isn't art house... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 "if your boyfriend/fiancé/husband has Facebook, set this as your status. If he doesn't comment in 15mins he owes you flowers, an Easter egg, £20 and a date night! no tagging [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Time 23:00" I've been seeing this shite all week. Including occasional grovling from said male. 'I'd do that anyway love you' f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Lots of LOL WACKY RANDOMERS buying themselves Easter eggs. f**k off, nobody cares you fat shits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 De friended the guy that shared this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 12 hours ago, parsforlife said: "if your boyfriend/fiancé/husband has Facebook, set this as your status. If he doesn't comment in 15mins he owes you flowers, an Easter egg, £20 and a date night! no tagging Time 23:00" I've been seeing this shite all week. Including occasional grovling from said male. 'I'd do that anyway love you' f**k off That's fucking pathetic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 50 minutes ago, sjc said: That's fucking pathetic! Guessing there are a lot of disappointed arsehole women today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Guessing there are a lot of disappointed arsehole women today. I'd suggest that their bf/husband/fiancé buy them a puppy if they're that desperate for attention! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I'd suggest that their bf/husband/fiancé buy them a puppy if they're that desperate for attention! Bit sick eating puppies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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