Growl3th Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Pay pensioners soldiers wages.Like and share if you want David Jason to kill Gary Glitter. I just want David to kill Goliath.4/9 he does it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 If you are active on Facebook you have failed at life. HTH 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 On 3/28/2018 at 13:46, DiegoDiego said: Works on here too. BFF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I’d happily put pensioners in prison. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Millions said: If you are active on Facebook you have failed at life. HTH The analogy I heard recently was that if you walked into a pub filled with these twats, you'd leave, never go back and find someplace else to go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, The Minertaur said: Works on here too. BFF BFF ETA - FUUUUUUUCK I've been hacked. How inconvenient, but also obviously it was the hacker all along who posted all that stuff about Jews and amputees and stuff. Edited April 3, 2018 by Estragon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’d happily put pensioners in prison. Doing so would have avoided all this Brexit nonsense. Something to ponder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I’d happily put pensioners in prison. Even if it was just the ones on here that’d be a marked improvement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 23 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Even if it was just the ones on here that’d be a marked improvement. The ones who spend time on here already are prisoners. Trapped in their own minds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’d happily put pensioners in prison. Pensioners should be shot at birth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 More concerned about the overall thought process and love reactions than the use of the word "massage" in this context. Just imagine inverting that whole tale so that the dads were discussing their girls in the playground in corresponding terms. They'd be on the register before you could say vaghockey. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 18 minutes ago, sugna said: More concerned about the overall thought process and love reactions than the use of the word "massage" in this context. Just imagine inverting that whole tale so that the dads were discussing their girls in the playground in corresponding terms. They'd be on the register before you could say vaghockey. Annette-ball? Edited April 5, 2018 by Estragon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 37 minutes ago, Estragon said: Annette-ball? That's a better example. Although I've just realized that it is in fact called football. Which rather obviates the objection in that comment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Find something good in this post. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Dindeleux said: Find something good in this post. Looks like it’s sunny. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Dindeleux said: Find something good in this post. We get a laugh out of your burd's poor interior design skills? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 I always thought "toasting my marshmallow" was a euph for something lesbians did. But going by that photo it's obviously drug related. Everyday is a school day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Must be a record for the world's thinnest bookcase surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 You need a new sofa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi in court:Judge: Have any of you won theGolden ball?Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.Judge: Have any of you won theGolden Boot?Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.Messi: Same here.Judge: How many individual trophieshave you each won?Ronaldo: 16.Messi: 13.Judge: Have any of you played foranother club’s first team besides yourcurrent one?Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugalfirst division and Manchester Unitedin BPL.Messi: No. Only Barcelona.Judge: Have any of you won a titlewith your national team?Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s firstever European Championship.Messi: No.Judge: How many goals have each ofyou scored for your respectiveteams?Ronaldo: Should I count the goalsI’ve scored for Man United andSporting?Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.Ronaldo: 436 goals in 426appearances or 9 seasons.Messi: 539 goals in 625 appearancesor 14 seasons.Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.Judge: Which is the most prestigiouscompetition in club football?Ronaldo: Champions League.Messi: Champions League.Judge: Have any of you wonChampions League?Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2different teams. Once with Man Unitedand 3 times with Madrid.Messi: Yes, 4 times as well withBarcelona only.Judge: Who has scored more goals inthe CL between the two of you?Ronaldo: I’ve scored 118 goals in theCL.Messi: I’ve scored 100.Judge: Who has more assistsbetween the two of you in the CL?Ronaldo: I have 39.Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.Judge: Who has scored more goals intotal in the CL finals?Ronaldo: Me.Messi: Ronaldo.Judge: Which one of you have scoredmore free kicks?Ronaldo: I have.Messi: Ronaldo has.Judge: Most goals with weak foot?Ronaldo: Me, I think.Messi: (Nods in agreement).Judge: Most goals from outside of thebox?Ronaldo: Me.. again.Messi: Ronaldo.Judge: Who has scored moreheaders?Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?Messi: ...Judge: Who has a better penaltyconversion rate?Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82%of the penalties I’ve taken.Messi: I’ve scored 77% of thepenalties I’ve taken.Judge: Which one of you have scoredthe most goals in total during yourcareer?Ronaldo: I think I have. 647 goals.Messi: I’ve scored 603Judge: How many football records doeach of you hold in total for bothclub and country?Ronaldo: 146Messi: 110Judge: Well, after analyzing all of thefacts that have been presented to me.I can only draw one conclusion whenit comes to comparing you both asfootball players. That conclusion isthat Ronaldo is the better player inalmost every category. When it comesto goal scoring and accolades forboth club and country, Ronaldocomes out on top. Messi, you arewithout a doubt Barcelona’s bestplayer of all time. But certainly notthe world’s best ever. That is clearlyRonaldo at the moment.Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldoand haven’t played as many matchesas him.Judge: I understand that, but untilyou surpass his goal scoring recordsand win as many trophies bothindividually and collectively as hehas, then Ronaldo will, according tothe statistics, be considered as thebest football player of all time. Untilthen, keep pushing on and you justmight be able to achieve just asmuch as Ronaldo. If you think this was bad, the comments were even worse. Nauseating stuff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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