Shotgun Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Up for 12 hours. Nobody brave enough to share it yet. The tension mounts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 And another one. I hope you've all received and shared this. #OurQueen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 19 hours ago, Fratelli said: It really is fascinating how the dug stealing moral panic seems to find its way to every town's local Facebook page. All with the same tropes of cable ties on lamp posts, chalk on the pavement etc. Tremendous thicko patter. Each must contain the following vital elements: Foreign accent Asked about dog's history/breed "Victim" literally always forgets to get a Reg number of the inevitable white transit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 The answer clearly is to get a cat instead. Naebdy wants to steal a cat. They barely belong to you anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 “Share if you ............... and survived!”Well you can hardly fuckking share if you didn’t survive [emoji2959] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Bee aware. It’s a disc race. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/2035309/dog-snatched-in-dundee-after-attempted-thefts-in-baxter-park/amp/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 On 13/03/2021 at 07:13, Melanius Mullarkey said: Bee aware. It’s a disc race. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/2035309/dog-snatched-in-dundee-after-attempted-thefts-in-baxter-park/amp/ Morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Up for 12 hours. Nobody brave enough to share it yet. The tension mounts.Assume this isn’t an American cause they act like all soldiers are the second coming of Christ himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: Morons. from the 1980s it would seem. “the second man was wearing white chinos, a black hat and a black jacket” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: from the 1980s it would seem. “the second man was wearing white chinos, a black hat and a black jacket” I can’t claim to be a master criminal but I reckon I could steal about 40 dogs in the next half hour if I wanted. How come these gangs roaming Dundee fail to score a single hit between them all? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: I can’t claim to be a master criminal but I reckon I could steal about 40 dogs in the next half hour if I wanted. How come these gangs roaming Dundee fail to score a single hit between them all? I think the white chinos may be scaring the dogs off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 42 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think the white chinos may be scaring the dogs off. Quite fancy a pair tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: Quite fancy a pair tbh. To the surprise of no one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 These people are mental. Things that never happened #278 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 16 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: These people are mental. Things that never happened #278 Ralphi's built up years of resentment at having to answer to 'Ralphi' and has taken the chance to chomp some c**t repercussion-free with both paws. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Ralphi was the name of my first hash dealer. Really shit tenners bits he used to keep in cracked eggshells in the bin in his garden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, madwullie said: Ralphi was the name of my first hash dealer. Really shit tenners bits he used to keep in cracked eggshells in the bin in his garden Was he a dug? That might be why your man was trying to nick him, if he’s got hash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 On 14/03/2021 at 15:31, Shandon Par Decorator said: I can’t claim to be a master criminal but I reckon I could steal about 40 dogs in the next half hour if I wanted. How come these gangs roaming Dundee fail to score a single hit between them all? Update from the Nextdoor app. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 How do they know it has no MOT? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 If my profession required me to deliver stuff from a white van, I would paint it blue or green or any fucking colour to avoid appearing on Facebook being accused of stealing dugs every damn day. It must get wearisome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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