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I'm saddened to see some people slating The Catty. It's fucking brilliant. I pulled an absolute stinker in there once. She had a tattoo of a panther on her tit. Well, it used to be a panther at some point. Alas, time makes fools of us all. That and gravity. It looked more like she'd been slapped on the tit by a coal miner.

I knew it wasn't to be when she ran tried to go into a Subway at the end of the night because she wanted "a fucking kebab and cheese". How could a refined lady like that ever be happy with a simpleton lik me.

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