sjc Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Another pair of absolute creatures from Whispers I'm sure I went to school with her! If it is her.....she was pretty tidy "back in the day" but an absolute car crash these days! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I'm going to Roca Blue tonight, I've never been before so I'm using this thread as a judge and I'm glad no photos of it have appeared on here yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I'm going to Roca Blue tonight, I've never been before so I'm using this thread as a judge and I'm glad no photos of it have appeared on here yet. Be prepared to meet all of perth's Joey Essex tribute acts. If your not one of them then the sense it and beat you down with the cocktail mixers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Be prepared to meet all of perth's Joey Essex tribute acts. If your not one of them then the sense it and beat you down with the cocktail mixers Baws, I hate that type of person, especially when they come from Perth, possibly the most boring city in the country. Can see this night ending badly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Dundeebarry did a thorough critique of the lassie some time back. Tattoos, gloves and t shirt all got his in depth analysis; it's worth a read if you can be bothered trawling back for it. Something Ecto'd this way comes...This lassie is a fine specimen of the 'Old School', a pure strain of True Raver. Observe the white gloves. She's not wearing those because she's a mime act, she's wearing them because she's Hardcore. Observe not only the Rez vest, but the Rez logo tattoo. This dame fucking kens. She's paid £25 for an Eccie. She's danced for 19 consecutive hours in an abandoned warehouse in Ayrshire. She's fucked every Bam Dancer in a half mile radius under the pretence of it being the Second Summer of Love, and the bairns she fired out as a result are all named after techno DJs she saw at the FUBAR. Moby! Yer fuckin' tea's oot! If you were to shout, "Whistle posse - MAKE SOME FACKING NOISE," at her she'd instinctively go tonto and start bellowing the song of her people, which is a high-pitched screech that could fell entire flocks of geese flying south from the winter at heights up to 3000 ft. If you could stop her jaw swinging long enough for her to engage in conversation, every single sentence coming out her near-toothless mouth would be prefixed or suffixed with the phrase "back in the day". Hardcore, you know the score, oggy-oggy-oggy, oi-oi-oi. Just when I was warming to this saucer-eyed buffoon I clocked the 'tiocfaidh ár lá' on her arm and thought much, much less of her. "Our day will come," indeed. I'd hate to be the one to burst her Ecto-bubble and inform her day is long gone. Still: Rave on, sister. Rave the f**k on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 So gaz was at zoo on Thursday night, along with most of Perths undesirables and slutty girls desperate for a Geordie baby. This was the result Doesn't he look happy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I'm going to Roca Blue tonight, I've never been before so I'm using this thread as a judge and I'm glad no photos of it have appeared on here yet. You're not going there for "birthday drinks" with my cousin are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 So gaz was at zoo on Thursday night, along with most of Perths undesirables and slutty girls desperate for a Geordie baby. This was the result ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1381594020.730929.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1381594028.965186.jpg Doesn't he look happy Looks like a twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 So gaz was at zoo on Thursday night, along with most of Perths undesirables and slutty girls desperate for a Geordie baby. This was the result ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1381594020.730929.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1381594028.965186.jpg Doesn't he look happy What an utterly punchable coupon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 So gaz was at zoo on Thursday night, along with most of Perths undesirables and slutty girls desperate for a Geordie baby. This was the result ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1381594020.730929.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1381594028.965186.jpg Doesn't he look happy Auchterarder' s finest at the top there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 You're not going there for "birthday drinks" with my cousin are you? I was there for a birthday, but there were another two (possibly three) going on aswell, was a veritable mess of screaming women all night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Here's me and my mate trying to replicate the Patrick Bateman GIF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Here's me and my mate trying to replicate the Patrick Bateman GIF. Guy on the right wins it for me. If that's you then well done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Guy on the lefts chin.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Should have used a picture of Peter Griffin IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I was there for a birthday, but there were another two (possibly three) going on aswell, was a veritable mess of screaming women all night Hopefully not this one . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Hopefully not this one . A meeting of the kennel club 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomtown Boy Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Hopefully not this one . Just wondering which one is drinking the pints of tennants? Only a special kind of "burd" drinks pints of lager. Could be any one of them tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Hopefully not this one . What a mouth watering buffet on that table.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomtown Boy Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Back row third from the left. Looks more like a Belhaven Best or 70-/- kinda lass to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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