mizfit Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Pull a pig night in Dundee. Everyone's a winner! I stopped being successful with woman when I stopped regular nights in dundee. Being an ugly fucker is certainly an improvement from being a baldy ugly fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Simao Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 f**k it i'm heading to Dundee for a night out in the summer if i can get my hole. I'll meet you out Doyle, get fired in about some Vu lovelies Lock up your daughters Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I haven't been to the vu in years. I once pumped a fat bird up the side of the job centre at 4am having gone to balgay bar at 12 to watch football and have a single pint. I say this with no sense of pride but as a warning to the youngsters on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I haven't been to the vu in years. I once pumped a fat bird up the side of the job centre at 4am having gone to balgay bar at 12 to watch football and have a single pint. I say this with no sense of pride but as a warning to the youngsters on here. Did this count as work experience? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseMan Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 pumped a fat bird . the vu ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 ? Big Red Riding Hood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I doubt she's pregnant, she only have birth about 3 month ago to the mans child who is attempting to lick her hair. What a hero, Deeboy. You ken aw c**t in Dundee. You sure? Martin Bain has hit life full on after his stint with Rangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Dame Tanni out on the pull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Lock up your daughters Dundee. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 ? Tbf she has lost weight since I met her. Fair play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Tbf she has lost weight since I met her. Fair play. Aye, the toilet was fucking reeking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I can't quite work out if Dundee is a brilliant night out or a terrible one. At least I know I'm not too old to go to a club these days though. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 It would be like 50 shades of peely wally. Well played Mozza. I would've went for "last tango in Douglas". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I like the fact Mozza is now siting going through many, many pictures of Vu. Or at least I assume so, since those 2 very bonnie lassies must have taken a while to find that's for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I those 2 very bonnie lassies Hard to tell, both are caked in makeup. Chick on the left is wearing an awesome dress, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 i know her face from somewhere which is annoying me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 ^^^ pumped her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I'll meet you out Doyle, get fired in about some Vu lovelies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) Lock up your daughters Dundee. Lichtie, Granny Danger, SOL II, Matty. :lol: Edited March 5, 2015 by SOL II 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I can't quite work out if Dundee is a brilliant night out or a terrible one. At least I know I'm not too old to go to a club these days though. . Dunno either. Its a tale of two cities really. It certainly is.....I've had a night out in Dundee that ended in me sharing a hot tub with a load of strippers but by the same token one that ended with my best mate spending the weekend in the jail and a Monday morning court appearance! Dundee eh?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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