KnightswoodBear Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 It's not your nose bleeding I'd be worried about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Aye thats pretty much where I draw the line awsell. I love hot food (up to a level where the taste is still good) but once it starts burning my puss off and making me feel ill then its no worth trying to act the bigman by having 5 ghost chillies and lying in your bed crying and sweating for the next three days. I have a morbid curiosity about ghost chillies. I know full well how badly they'd f**k me up, but there's a lingering desire to give one a pop. Just to see what it's like. Part of me is putting way too much stock in The Simpsons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMR53zHrdzg&feature=related If there's even the slightest hope of tripping out and meeting a wise fox voiced by Johnny Cash, I think I'd be prepared to throw caution to the wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Dorset Naga is the hottest widely available one (by that I mean Tesco sell it) I found one in a Caribbean food supply shop called a "Devils Penis" which is apparently around the "f**k me sideways with a chainsaw, thats hot" level of hotness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Oddly enough, in relation to Johnny Cash, it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I feared on the way out- of that exit anyway. Like I said, it was almost like I'd contracted an STI when I went for a pish the following morning. Had a quick look at the youtube videos for curry hell and sadly most of them are of people succeeding (albeit in great pain) rather than anyone failing embarrassingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) Oddly enough, in relation to Johnny Cash, it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I feared on the way out- of that exit anyway. Like I said, it was almost like I'd contracted an STI when I went for a pish the following morning. I don't recall ever suffering from serious ring-sting after eating something hot. Perhaps I eat within my tolerance level. Or maybe my arsehole's taken enough punishment over the years so it's not to be phased by matters as trivial as curry and such like. Edited April 13, 2012 by dundeebarry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I don't recall ever suffering from serious ring-sting after eating something hot. Perhaps I eat within my tolerance level. Or maybe my arsehole's taken enough punishment over the years so it's not to be phased by matters as trivial as curry and such like. Big Gus living up to his name eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Big Gus living up to his name eh? Put it this way, H_B: the man has hands like shovels, and I've passed many a lift test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Oddly enough, in relation to Johnny Cash, it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I feared on the way out- of that exit anyway. Like I said, it was almost like I'd contracted an STI when I went for a pish the following morning. Had a quick look at the youtube videos for curry hell and sadly most of them are of people succeeding (albeit in great pain) rather than anyone failing embarrassingly. I know the sensation you speak of. There's a curry house in Dumbarton who seem unable to stick to recipes, they simply chuck heaping mounds of fresh chilies into every dish, the end result being that all their dishes taste the exact same and are hot as f**k. I used to go there occasionally as they ran a sort of weird promotion where you got a curry buffet and 10 shots of something for a set price. After sampling their "south Indian garlic chili chicken" pished one evening, I awoke the next day pissing fire. A weird place that, which makes its location all the more apt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) I'm going to my mates house tomorrow to try a hot sauce he bought. This one. I like watching the videos on that website, The Hot Sauce Emporium. "The Source" looks absolutely lethal. I genuinely think it could kill a man. Edited April 13, 2012 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'm going to my mates house tomorrow to try a hot sauce he bought. This one. I like watching the videos on that website, The Hot Sauce Emporium. "The Source" looks absolutely lethal. I genuinely think it could kill a man. At a ton for a 1 fluid oz bottle, it'd need to be able to kill something to get your money's worth from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Skip to about 10:00 or something, unless you want to know all the details about the sauce. I only watch it to watch grown men cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'm going to my mates house tomorrow to try a hot sauce he bought. This one. I like watching the videos on that website, The Hot Sauce Emporium. "The Source" looks absolutely lethal. I genuinely think it could kill a man. From the 'hot sauce disclaimer' page of that site: As if tasting it wasn't enough, this daft c**t's fucking snorting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 From the 'hot sauce disclaimer' page of that site: As if tasting it wasn't enough, this daft c**t's fucking snorting it. Plus, he cannae spell. Double daft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Plus, he cannae spell. Double daft. His kitchen's an absolute shit-tip too. Boy's a bit of an all-rounder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Was out on the weekly shop on Saturday morning when I spotted these very pizzas in the Lidl over here in Austria, for the pricely sum of 99 cents! I promptly snapped up two, and am about to tackle the first one this very minute. I shall keep you updated as to the state of my arsehole as the night progresses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 A further Lidl bargain to add to the many already mentioned - their tattie wedges are cracking and are about 50p for a big bag. I also bought the excellent Liam Neeson film 'Taken' for the princely sum of £2.99. What a shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 f**k me, my mouth is on fire. Still 2 slices of the thing left, but I'll muscle through, mainly because I'm starving still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I can categorically confirm that these pizzas are as hot as f**k, to the extent that I struggled to finish it. My mouth was on fire for about 45 minutes after finishing, and I have to say I'm not looking forward to my 10 o'clock dump tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 One inferno pizza purchased tonight. You will have to wait until Friday night or Saturday.night to find out the outcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
)typically Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The guy that started this thread should get a commission from Lidl's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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