WeeHectorPar Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Better if it was the Mars Olympics. (topical) AND Mike Ashley, model for his own size XXXXL shirts. AND Bill, the Tykes are well known for being tighter than a Fifer's grip on his sporran. No need to impugn the always generous Weegies Aye. They just love handing out the taxpayers' money to deserving players. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doink Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Leggo needs help :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Buddie Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Better if it was the Mars Olympics. (topical) AND Mike Ashley, model for his own size XXXXL shirts. AND Bill, the Tykes are well known for being tighter than a Fifer's grip on his sporran. No need to impugn the always generous Weegies One more thing, regarding Leggo. I know Newco supporters who have been scathing of the the Scotland team, and its fans, for a long time. I'm going back 20 years. Not successful enough for glory hunters obviously. It would be no great loss to lose them all. Good riddance and all that. In the shadow of Olympus Mons, no doubt. But they'll need to attach bungee cord to the ankles of the pole-vaulters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinoBalls Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 What is all this utter pish from McCoist about Sevco fans "deserving" big name signings?? Literally everything McCoist says is nonsense these days. Their fans are the personification of a spoiled brat who doesn't appreciate anything. One day they had their toy confiscated and so Daddy has gone out and bought him 10 new toys to keep the poor little lamb happy. I'll tell you who deserves some big name signings: every other club in Scotland who's fans have been shafted by Rangers. Honestly all this "our fans have been magnificent" garbage is going to run and run. It will be like the Gretna fairytale thing. The press will be wanking all over Sevco's crowds and helping to perpetuate the myth that somehow the orc fans are real heroes for the way they have, erm, attended some football matches. I'll tell you who's fans I admire: East Stirlingshire, Montrose, Elgin, et al. Fans of clubs who go along and support their team, who don't need big money signings, who don't act like the fat spoiled kid that lived with Harry Potter's adopted parents, who don't play whataboutery over child abuse, who don't tolerate the singing of secterian songs, who don't threaten boycotts, who don't pay any attention to Sandy Jardine, who don't follow a team from a city they aren't from, who don't generally treat the rest of Scottish football with utter disdain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 (edited) . The press will be wanking all over Sevco's crowds Good post, but eeewww! Nasty image in my head now. Edited August 8, 2012 by cyderspaceman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinoBalls Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Good post, but eeewww! Nasty image in my head now. True. Especially if the perpetrator was Jim Traynor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beermonkey Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I'll tell you who's fans I admire: East Stirlingshire, Montrose, Elgin, et al. Fans of clubs who go along and support their team, who don't need big money signings, who don't act like the fat spoiled kid that lived with Harry Potter's adopted parents, who don't play whataboutery over child abuse, who don't tolerate the singing of secterian songs, who don't threaten boycotts, who don't pay any attention to Sandy Jardine, who don't follow a team from a city they aren't from, who don't generally treat the rest of Scottish football with utter disdain. Spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 (edited) No, I admire Sevco fans. The punishment they've taken, the knocks. The loss of so many players, and the five stars on the shirt, with the titles and cups to follow. To turn out in such numbers to see their new club's first home match is admirable. To hand over cash at the turnstiles to prop the club up for another week is admirable. To swallow hook, line, and sinker, the rhetoric of the latest shyster to replace the last shyster, who replaced the shyster before that is a stunning show of support. To hand over your hard-earned while shoving your head in the world's biggest bucket of sand for the third time in a decade is fcuking astounding. Fair do's and all that. Edited August 8, 2012 by pozbaird -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulmcc12 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Can Someone Explain How Rangers FC Fielded Trialists in a Cup Match? I know it has been mentioned - but I have not seen any convincing answers yet. http://scotslawthoughts.wordpress.com/2012/08/08/can-someone-explain-how-rangers-fc-fielded-trialists-in-a-cup-match/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinoBalls Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 (edited) McCoist To Fellate Everyone Who Attended The Rangers v East Fife Game Last Night A delirious Ally McCoist today vowed to personally blow every last supporter who attended the Rangers versus East Fife League Cup match at Ibrox last night. The fans were just magnificent, enthused McCoist. From the way they made their way to the stadium, to the way they sat in their seat and watched the match, to the way they exited the stadium I thought they were excellent, and what better way to thank them than getting down on my knees and sucking some cock. Theyve all been through so much: our squad is down to just 7 internationalists, we conceded a goal at Brechin, and, worst of all, there are no Catholic clubs in the 3rd division for our loyal supporters to remind of their genetic inferiority. But Im sure five minutes of having my gums wrapped round their throbbing manhoods will go some way to redressing the balance. East Fife fans are currently seeking clarification to see if they can be excluded from McCoists oral marathon, although many have speculated that at least having a cock in his mouth might shut him up for a while. "This is a wonderful gesture from Ally," commented chief executive Charles Green. "Granted it's going to take him a while to get round all 52,319 fans.... sorry, scratch that? Did I say 52 thousand? I meant 38. Yes, 38. Definitely only 38. Ahem." Edited August 8, 2012 by BinoBalls -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Buddie Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 McCoist To Fellate Everyone Who Attended The Rangers v East Fife Game Last Night A delirious Ally McCoist today vowed to personally blow every last supporter who attended the Rangers versus East Fife League Cup match at Ibrox last night. “The fans were just magnificent,” enthused McCoist. “From the way they made their way to the stadium, to the way they sat in their seat and watched the match, to the way they exited the stadium – I thought they were excellent, and what better way to thank them than getting down on my knees and sucking some cock.” “They’ve all been through so much: our squad is down to just 7 internationalists, we conceded a goal at Brechin, and, worst of all, there are no Catholic clubs in the 3rd division for our loyal supporters to remind of their genetic inferiority.” “But I’m sure five minutes of having my gums wrapped round their throbbing manhoods will go some way to redressing the balance.” East Fife fans are currently seeking clarification to see if they can be excluded from McCoist’s oral marathon, although many have speculated that at least having a cock in his mouth might shut him up for a while. "This is a wonderful gesture from Ally," commented chief executive Charles Green. "Granted it's going to take him a while to get round all 52,319 fans.... sorry, scratch that? Did I say 52 thousand? I meant 38. Yes, 38. Definitely only 38. Ahem." Very well written porn, but, I must say, I play from the other end of the field, so there are some images in my head I'll need to remove with a bottle or two of strong drink later. Are you the same guy fae the telly that gave the Deid Rangers the advice on EBTs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Araminta Moonbeam QC Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Britney on Twitter says current ST sales are 21k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Can Someone Explain How Rangers FC Fielded Trialists in a Cup Match? I know it has been mentioned - but I have not seen any convincing answers yet. http://scotslawthoughts.wordpress.com/2012/08/08/can-someone-explain-how-rangers-fc-fielded-trialists-in-a-cup-match/ I don't know, the same way East Fife did? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 SFL clubs voted at their AGM in May to allow 2 triallists to be fielded in R1 of the Challenge Cup... not sure if also the League Cup, or not... as it's held before the league season commences. Tbh, it's a development I don't particularly agree with, but perfectly above board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribzanelli Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 The only meaningful punishment was the transfer embargo. That was until they slapped a buy now pay later on it, and it became a waste of time. Now that the precedent has been set, I hope the next time a small team does a Spartans and signs some documentation in the wrong place (or whatever minor thing they did) and then gets kicked oot the cup, they should just say "fine, we accept being kicked out the cup but can you make it the cup final we are kicked out of please" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeTeeJag Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 CG saying last night that the deadline to buy season tickets (yesterday) has been extended to friday because the ticket office had so much work to do for the east fife game that they couldn't process all the applications of which 5000 are still pending. So the stadium last night had a quarter of its seats empty and only 25000 fans have bought season tickets? Didn't they have 38000 season ticket holders a couple of years ago??? Ahhhh all is rosy in the garden of Ibrokes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeTeeJag Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Chico's love-in with CG and Sally Above is the podcast and interview from last night's game. Notable points are........... Chic still wanking off at Ibrokes. CG being asked how he can finance players coming in, but only says that the manager wants new players, so he is bringing them in, but doesn't mention how he can afford it. And Chico doesn't ask him to answer the question put to him. CG talking about a fans share issue shortly as well as stock brokers being at the game who may be potential investors. CG being asked what his view is on the EBTs.."eh, same as David Murray's" Chic asking CG if he is positively sure there were only 38000 at the game, and replying, "Eh, no. But there was a fox." Followed up by Chic being on his knees in front of Sally and begging for a facial. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Chico's love-in with CG and Sally Above is the podcast and interview from last night's game. Notable points are........... Chic still wanking off at Ibrokes. CG being asked how he can finance players coming in, but only says that the manager wants new players, so he is bringing them in, but doesn't mention how he can afford it. And Chico doesn't ask him to answer the question put to him. CG talking about a fans share issue shortly as well as stock brokers being at the game who may be potential investors. CG being asked what his view is on the EBTs.."eh, same as David Murray's" Chic asking CG if he is positively sure there were only 38000 at the game, and replying, "Eh, no. But there was a fox." Followed up by Chic being on his knees in front of Sally and begging for a facial. Aye, he wants £6m+ out of one as well!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 So whats the excuse for the empty seats last night from Sevco? I thought they didnt do walking away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 So whats the excuse for the empty seats last night from Sevco? I thought they didnt do walking away. There were no empty seats last night. 38,000 paid to get in, the other 14,000 or whatever were those who refused to leave Ibrox at the end of last season. They really don't do walking away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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