Buckshee Fizz Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Ok, I can lurk no more. This seems a quiet day and a good time to out oneself, primarily to say a big thank you to all those who've contributed to making this thread a legend in its own lunchtime. Special mentions to Pozbaird, Drooper, Chuckinho and the other frequent posters whose wit and intelligence are clearly of the highest order. It's been a rollercoaster ride with giddying ups and downs (Dancing shoes ready, they're the walking dead! Oh, no, they're going to ooze out from under that big stone that fell on them!). A special thank you to Waffen Thin Mint, who, whenever things have looked particularly gloomy, ie good for Rangers, bad for the rest of us, has remained defiantly optimistic. It's been like an old-fashioned melodrama with a clearly defined cast of characters, the good, the bad and the muppet Scots media, and with a plot that continually twists and turns in the most unbelievable ways. Most of all, though, it's been a hoot! Can't remember when I was last moved to laugh out loud so often and so uncontrollably. And how will it all end? What's William Hill offering on the Buns' chances of survival? I hope this disgusting institution dies the death of a thousand cuts, but that a careless assistant torturer slashes an artery on June 1st, which just happens to be my birthday. Whatever happens, I feel that Scottish football is at a watershed and things will never be the same again. Someone should edit this thread - "The B.R.A.T.'s Greatest Hits" - and it should be preserved for posterity. That is all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Well some c**t cooked the books at the big hoose. Cooked the books at the big hoose ! more like totally fried and well nuked in ra micro into something that leaves a foul smell and is rather nasty to the taste and not very succulent . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 NUFF n HELPS cooking up a succulent scenario 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Cooked the books at the big hoose ! more like totally fried and well nuked in ra micro into something that leaves a foul smell and is rather nasty to the taste and not very succulent . hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pansypotterthedirtyrotter Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................... is this a prelude to how the newco of 2012 might look,sponsored by alex minty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) I thought is meant flaps? Can you please say that in English or French? Edit: Sorry but I don't speak Culdean. Edited May 19, 2012 by WeeHectorPar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Can you please say that in English or French? felllllaaaaaaps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightmile Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 "Mes couilles et va te faire foutre". "Ville" means "town" not "vile", tosspot. .....er yes I think I knew that Hector it was part of the joke - hence the over-elaborate smiley. wankeur 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 felllllaaaaaaps! I understand that bit, it's the rest that doesn't make sense. Funny lot those Culdees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 .....er yes I think I knew that Hector it was part of the joke - hence the over-elaborate smiley. wankeur I think you meant "branleur" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Enough. E-fucking-nough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 FFS the wife has just told me that she texted Off the Ball while Div was on to complain that I was spending too much time on here. I think she was joking??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................... Looks like those on their right must have been sitting too near Chernobyl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Does he have any idea just how difficult his shopping is going to become ? Mars owns ADVANCE (dog and cat food, only in Australia and New Zealand) 3 Musketeers Altoids Aquarium Pharmaceuticals (Mars Fishcare) Balisto Banfield, The Pet Hospital (manage by MMI company) Bounty Buckeye Nutrition Celebrations Cesar (dog food) Chappi (dog food) Cirku CocoaVia Combos Dolmio (pasta sauces) Dove Ebly Exelpet (Mars Petcare) flavia Fling Flyte Galaxy (alternative for the Dove range used in the UK, Ireland, and the Middle East) Greenies (a bone to improve dogs' breath) Kudos Lockets (now manufactured by the Mars subsidiary The Wrigley Company) M&M's Maltesers Marathon (UK name for Snickers until it was renamed in 1990) Mars bar Mars Delight Mars Planets Masterfoods M-Azing Medi-Cal (Prescription Pet Food, Belong to Royal Canin Co.) Milky Way Minstrels Munch Nut Bar My Dog (Dog Food) Nutro (2007 merged) Pedigree （Pet Food) Pill Pockets Promite Revels Royal Canin (Pet Food) Schmackos Seeds of Change Seramis Sheba (cat food) Skittles (now manufactured by the Mars subsidiary The Wrigley Company) Snickers Marathon Energy Bar Snickers Spillers Starburst (now manufactured by the Mars subsidiary The Wrigley Company) Summit Candy Bar Teasers Techni-Cal (Pet food, Belong to Royal Canin Co.) Topic Tracker Treets Tunes (now manufactured by the Mars subsidiary The Wrigley Company) Twix Whiskas (cat food) Winergy Wisdom Panel MX Mixed Breed DNA Test (Manage by Mars Veterinary Department) Galaxy counters (was incorporated into the Revels brand They also own Wrigley, so no more of these either Airwaves Big Red (discontinued in 1998) Doublemint Extra 5 Freedent (discontinued) Juicy Fruit Orbit Orbit Professional Orbit Complete [*]P.K[*]Wrigley's Spearmint[*]Fergie's juicy gum Products Altoids Big League Chew (until November 2010) Bubble Tape Cool Air Eclipse Excel Hubba Fergie Spec Savers Gummi Savers Life Saver Minis Life Saver Fusions Creme Savers [*]Lucas (Spicy)[*]Skwinkles (Spicy)[*]Starburst[*]Skittles[*]Lockets[*]Tunes Damn ,,my cat needs royal canin urinary food because of his past health problems,,,,only problem is he's a *** ? Whats he gony do now ,,,furry b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WBR Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 How about a song for Thursday morning? Goodbye. Goodbye. You were the Billy Boys Goodbye. Goodbye. We willnae miss yer noise You're down on yer knees At the feet of plod Because of all yer lies Yet still played the victims Silly boys Off topic, I see John Terry is celebrating in full kit (so that history might show him as having played in the game?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I found an interesting passage from 'King' Billy Shakespeare: Friends, Diddies, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Rangers, not to praise them. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Rangers. The noble Minty Hath told you Rangers were ambitious :If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Rangers answer'd or how's about ENTER Greenius stage left:'Billionaire, Billionaire, wherefore art thou Billionaire?' More recently :"I know some people say there's no show without Punch, but everyone knows you need two ugly sisters for a decent pantomime" Neil Doncaster If we're on a Shakesperian theme (and let's face it we've done most things) then it could have been over on the twelfth night if it hadn't been for Haudit & Daudit but it's likely to be the twenty fourth thirty sixth whatever deadline they set. It's turning into a comedy of errors but it better not be much ado about nothing 'cos I want my pound of flesh. Let's hope it's all's well that ends well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRS LEFT PEG Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Can't wait for this documentary , really can't . Lets hope it overuns its time slot and keeps going and going . Never mind the Champions League final , FA Cup final , Euro Champions final or whatever, this is the TV highlight of the year. My god , better be good seen as I have hyped it to hell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Liquidator's playing in Munich I hear. Anyway, United's ArabTRUST released this statement tonight> ArabTrust Non-committal, yet asking for some clarification about the telly situation: It is imperative therefore that the situation with SKY is clarified as a matter of urgency. As a national broadcaster they should be called upon to confirm their ongoing commitment to the SPL as a whole and not just appear to give the impression that their interest is solely based on the provision of four Old Firm games per season. This is additionally important given the Rangers management teams’ assertions that the transfer ban for season 2012/13 could cause them to finish in the bottom six of the SPL or indeed suffer relegation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 So what have we learned? Some French and that rangers fans with ill cats are facing a tough time through the bearcott. Night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Liquidator's playing in Munich I hear. Anyway, United's ArabTRUST released this statement tonight> ArabTrust Non-committal, yet asking for some clarification about the telly situation: It is imperative therefore that the situation with SKY is clarified as a matter of urgency. As a national broadcaster they should be called upon to confirm their ongoing commitment to the SPL as a whole and not just appear to give the impression that their interest is solely based on the provision of four Old Firm games per season. This is additionally important given the Rangers management teams’ assertions that the transfer ban for season 2012/13 could cause them to finish in the bottom six of the SPL or indeed suffer relegation. What a Mickey Mouse statement. Arab Trust are too close to the United hierarchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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