Hedgecutter Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Tar the top of the fence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the snudge Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Can you try vandal grease? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Invite an eccentric homeless person to sleep in your garden and they will keep the trespassers away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Grass. No just general household waste 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Invite an eccentric homeless person to sleep in your garden and they will keep the trespassers away. "Oi, Ah'll gee ye a tap o' 10p if you let me cut through" "Proceed Sir" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Invite an eccentric homeless person to sleep in your garden and they will keep the trespassers away.WUNF...WUNF...Job for you mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Don't be a shitebag and go round and sort the guy out on your sisters behalf*. *this is all very good advice for me to give someone else but I definitely wouldn't follow my own advice due to my own shitebaggery. After a few experiences of terrible neighbours I bit the bullet and bought a nice house in a very affluent area (of Kilmarnock anyway) and no longer have these worries. My neighbours even brought some mince pies round at Christmas. My sister's neighbour ended up going to the Police for advice and to ask about painting the fence with vandal grease. Their advice was pretty much, do it, it's the scumbags own fault if they get covered in it and hopefully their kids clothes will get ruined to teach them a lesson! The fences were duly painted but not long after said scumbag and his family were either evicted or moved on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Neighbours have finally starting behaving, they tried everything but I think realised they were just being c***s. I think they are mentally disturbed due to their disability and staying in all day, every day. Feel sorry for them and hope they sort themselves out. Absolutely no idea why they would rather stay in an effective prison upstairs everyday when they could stay in a nice ground floor flat with a ramp etc? What benefit a dog brings is also beyond my comprehension. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Are your neighbours on this list DAFC? http://listverse.com/2016/03/18/10-disturbing-cases-of-neighbors-from-hell/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Big bump Had an unfortunate clash with my neighbour earlier. She is a single mother of 2 in a council house next to my bought house that I share with my pregnant fiancé. We have already lost a child in the past few months but have been lucky enough to get pregnant again and it's going good so far. I was at the back door having a smoke on the phone to my mum, her two kids 8 and 5 started climbing all over my fence and hauling it about so I asked them nicely to stop. They got a mischievous look and they started attempting to haul it down. So I shouted for their mum and then politely asked her to stop them from doing it. She went mental at me for it and started threatening me. Also said I should have stopped her kids from doing it. Other than a kick in the pie, what's my options here guys n gals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Big bump Had an unfortunate clash with my neighbour earlier. She is a single mother of 2 in a council house next to my bought house that I share with my pregnant fiancé. We have already lost a child in the past few months but have been lucky enough to get pregnant again and it's going good so far. I was at the back door having a smoke on the phone to my mum, her two kids 8 and 5 started climbing all over my fence and hauling it about so I asked them nicely to stop. They got a mischievous look and they started attempting to haul it down. So I shouted for their mum and then politely asked her to stop them from doing it. She went mental at me for it and started threatening me. Also said I should have stopped her kids from doing it. Other than a kick in the pie, what's my options here guys n gals? What was the nature of her threats? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 33 minutes ago, grumswall said: Big bump Had an unfortunate clash with my neighbour earlier. She is a single mother of 2 in a council house next to my bought house that I share with my pregnant fiancé. We have already lost a child in the past few months but have been lucky enough to get pregnant again and it's going good so far. I was at the back door having a smoke on the phone to my mum, her two kids 8 and 5 started climbing all over my fence and hauling it about so I asked them nicely to stop. They got a mischievous look and they started attempting to haul it down. So I shouted for their mum and then politely asked her to stop them from doing it. She went mental at me for it and started threatening me. Also said I should have stopped her kids from doing it. Other than a kick in the pie, what's my options here guys n gals? Big Micky Philpott is the man to gain advice from in these situations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 I just watched the thing about him on channel 5. Spent a lot of the donation money on himself. Who'd do a thing like that??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Depends on her personality, doesnt look good so far.Have you interacted with her before and it was fine?Or is she a roaster who can see no fault with her kids, no matter what?A kick in the pie would be far more direct and get your point across but sadly life isnt that straightforward 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Depends on her personality, doesnt look good so far.Have you interacted with her before and it was fine?Or is she a roaster who can see no fault with her kids, no matter what?A kick in the pie would be far more direct and get your point across but sadly life isnt that straightforward In fairness.. single mother she's probably just wanting a shag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, grumswall said: Big bump Had an unfortunate clash with my neighbour earlier. She is a single mother of 2 in a council house next to my bought house that I share with my pregnant fiancé. We have already lost a child in the past few months but have been lucky enough to get pregnant again and it's going good so far. I was at the back door having a smoke on the phone to my mum, her two kids 8 and 5 started climbing all over my fence and hauling it about so I asked them nicely to stop. They got a mischievous look and they started attempting to haul it down. So I shouted for their mum and then politely asked her to stop them from doing it. She went mental at me for it and started threatening me. Also said I should have stopped her kids from doing it. Other than a kick in the pie, what's my options here guys n gals? Sorry about you losing the wean and best wishes to your Mrs in her pregnancy. Pitch in on the Parenting and Pregnancy thread - there are loads of good folk there and you'll get a lot of support. As for the rats next door, assuming napalm isn't an option, I'd chap on her door and have a reasonable discussion with her. Good fences make good neighbours etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, grumswall said: Big bump Had an unfortunate clash with my neighbour earlier. She is a single mother of 2 in a council house next to my bought house that I share with my pregnant fiancé. We have already lost a child in the past few months but have been lucky enough to get pregnant again and it's going good so far. I was at the back door having a smoke on the phone to my mum, her two kids 8 and 5 started climbing all over my fence and hauling it about so I asked them nicely to stop. They got a mischievous look and they started attempting to haul it down. So I shouted for their mum and then politely asked her to stop them from doing it. She went mental at me for it and started threatening me. Also said I should have stopped her kids from doing it. Other than a kick in the pie, what's my options here guys n gals? Rather than shouting at the maw, going to the door and explaining things might have been a better option. Probably best just to see if it blows over now and let it lie. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Punch the kids in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 What was the nature of her threats? I said to her do you mind stopping your kids destroying my fence and she responded by saying it's my fence aswell (it isnt) why don't you tell them to stop it. To which I said they aren't my children so it isn't my fucking place, she said you better watch who the f**k your talking to, just wait n see what happens. The previous owners had been in this house since it was built in the 70s, left after 2 months of them being next door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Rather than shouting at the maw, going to the door and explaining things might have been a better option. Probably best just to see if it blows over now and let it lie. I may have told my point wrong, the door is within touching distance. I didn't scream at her. It was a reasonable tone. The problem is I have tried being reasonable in the past and she just takes the piss. Her kids are 8 and 5 years old. a week past Saturday I could hear her winding them up at half 12 at night. She was clearly sauced and had no regard for even her own kids. She had them standing at the end of my drive taunting my fiancé after it all happened though even though she wasn't In at the time I spoke to her unfortunately. I was on the phone to my mum at the time though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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