Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 People that like Alan Partridge really have got a lot of issues. OF WHAT CAR MAGAZINE! No way you big spastic you're a mentalist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 No way you big spastic you're a mentalist. 1) Buy the Alan Partridge autobiography. 2) Read the chapter where he describes that whole incident. 3) Almost die laughing. That's your assignment for this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds are Forever Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 ''Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 This toilet flushed away half a pound of mashed up dundee cake. Handy if you've got elderley relatives on board 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) The bit in the hotel where he takes apart his Corby trouser press because he's bored has me pishing myself every time. 'Im one of the anti-cancer set, were a dying breed. Well not us, you infact. I dont know if you have cancer, but if you do, please, take the rest of the day off' The episode where he gets investigated by the HMRC is easily the best episode. Edited August 10, 2012 by IrishBhoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Gonna hump ya, like deputy dawg.......would hump ya 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 That was the best fry up I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Mongo del Fantastico Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76d6Tww2Yx8 Edited August 10, 2012 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 To be honest, I'd be more pre-occupied by the fact that I was encountering a talking snake. Whether I wanted an apple or not would be a side issue for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 You feed beefburgers to swans. He was played by Kevin Eldon, who's a bit of a nearly-man in British comedy - he's done minor characters on a million shows and never headlined on TV himself, to my knowledge. He's absolutely brilliant. His work with Lee & Herring was just unbelievably hilarious. Kevin Eldon is fantastic. I'd recommend that anyone who hasn't seen it takes a look at Big Train, a sketch show he was in. Hilarious stuff, although not in the league of Partridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Lynne: these are sex people!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Move and fire, move and fire, get him with a headshot, he's going down! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Sannox Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Playing Gary Numan...Music for Chameleons on his air guitar. Michael, have you ever thought suicide is the answer? Yes Mr Partridge, when ah see you all depressed and that. The James Bond scene when Lynn says she doesn't like the Welsh ones. We're going to the Monster Truck show, Timmy Mallet is going to be there. Bono has one of the biggest collection of hatchbacks....... You're not a very good Bono. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Yknow since I bought a Lexus it's amazing the amount of other Lexi, thats plural, I've seen around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 It's the vivid way I can picture the lovable wankers descriptions of things that sets Partridge apart. "Yeah... I once ran over a rabbit over at the M5... yeah. Didn't kill the poor thing first time. Had to finish it off. With a jack". and the one about doing an advert shoot, dressed as an exclamation mark and having to hail a cab to get home are outstanding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Susan is braver than 10 firemen, or a dozen policemen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
)typically Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 "Dan's a great man. I was talking to him today on the phone and he was asking me what phone I have and I said a Motorola Timeport and he said 'that's SAAAAAADDDDD! you need to upgrade' and I said 'so do you to a new face!' He nearly soiled himself he said he was laughing so hard, he had Kenco coming out of his nostrils and that made me laugh... But my nostrils were clear..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bee thousand Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) On one of the original radio shows when the child prodigy starts calling him 'Smelly Alan Fartridge' and he stoats him one on air When he's chatting with the guy at Tony Hair's funeral, turns round and has 'Castrol GTX' in huge letters on the back of his jacket Genius Edited August 10, 2012 by bee thousand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) Kevin Eldon is fantastic. I'd recommend that anyone who hasn't seen it takes a look at Big Train, a sketch show he was in. Hilarious stuff, although not in the league of Partridge. He, among others, are magnificent in Jam. Watching them horror their way round the dark recesses of Chris Morris's mind is a treat - it is very, very dark though. Edited August 10, 2012 by sonofjenova 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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