Strange dreams

[RuMoore]

Nothing too crazy but I consistently have dreams where I'm struggling to get to sleep.

It's always either with my friends and family in some hyper populated place wanting to do lots of fun things and I'm being boring and ultra conscious that I need to sleep to the point it's awkward or just in weird ass situations you would never sleep in, one last night where I was in a room filled with massive spiders but I was trying to ignore it and just fall asleep, it's mildly irritating because I often wake up feeling like I've had a bad sleep. 

It would make sense if I barely got any sleep but I regularly sleep for 10+ hours, I think it must be some mild permo from back in the day staying up til days on the gear, gives me the fear thinking back and I couldn't think of many things I'd least rather do than stay up til the early ours on it nowadays so of course that's what my brain likes to go to for a default dream. 

[scottsdad]

On 18/06/2023 at 20:18, Miguel Sanchez said:

I had one of the "it's time to submit your dissertation and none of it's right" efforts last night.

Good morning Miguel,

I am writing to you in reference to the dissertation which you submitted on 18th June 2023.

I have referred this submission to the School Discipline Committee for investigation, and you will be contacted by the clerk of the School Discipline Committee in due course as part of the investigation. In short, upon reading the submission it was believed that there was the possibility that you had breached the rules set out in the university Policy on Academic Integrity in Assessment in relation to plagiarism, collusion or contract cheating. 

You will be given the opportunity to state your side of the case to the committee at the appropriate time.

I understand that this may be a cause for worry for you. My hope is that this matter can be resolved quickly. If you have any worries, however, you may talk to your academic tutor.

Kind regards

[Miguel Sanchez]

6 hours ago, scottsdad said:

Good morning Miguel,

I am writing to you in reference to the dissertation which you submitted on 18th June 2023.

I have referred this submission to the School Discipline Committee for investigation, and you will be contacted by the clerk of the School Discipline Committee in due course as part of the investigation. In short, upon reading the submission it was believed that there was the possibility that you had breached the rules set out in the university Policy on Academic Integrity in Assessment in relation to plagiarism, collusion or contract cheating. 

You will be given the opportunity to state your side of the case to the committee at the appropriate time.

I understand that this may be a cause for worry for you. My hope is that this matter can be resolved quickly. If you have any worries, however, you may talk to your academic tutor.

Kind regards

I wrote my master's dissertation in a day and a half, cheating would have been better.

[Connor1874]

My mates birthday isn't too far away, and I dreamt last night that all he wanted was to Tough Mudder for it but no one would do it with him. Being a good pal, I signed up with him.

'What's wrong with that? Seems a fairly normal and wholesome dream IMO' I hear you say. Well, for anyone that knows us, knows we are a couple of fat ****s who can't run the length of ourselves, and whose mutual interests outwith football only stretch as far as getting pished, and sampling various kebab shops.

Was it an epiphany? Was it my body subconsciously telling me something? Aye, go to ****ing bed earlier probably. Although ironically, I was out fairly late last night(not the pub) so did in fact scran a kebab in bed before falling asleep. But, not even nightmares of gruelling fitness will put me off my beloved lamb meat.

[Stellaboz]

Dreamt the other night I met Steve Clarke in a supermarket after the upcoming Cyprus game, congratulated him on qualifying for the Euros. 

Was his deadpan self until he broke out a huge smile and we started laughing about the tournament next summer and how it was weird (no idea why). 

[DrewDon]

I had a dream last night that golfer Rory McIlroy and footballer Steven Davis were facing off in an all-Northern Irish episode of Countdown, presided over by the famously dead Richard Whiteley. 

[scottsdad]

Dreamt last night that a TV company tried some innovative broadcasting by having the pundits and commentators sit at their desks which were placed in the centre circle of the match they were watching. The players were going daft because they couldn't use the centre circle. 

One of the pundits was David Moyes and he was raging. He was arguing that you get a better view from the stands and he couldn't see who was scoring goals. 

[TxRover]

3 hours ago, scottsdad said:

Dreamt last night that a TV company tried some innovative broadcasting by having the pundits and commentators sit at their desks which were placed in the centre circle of the match they were watching. The players were going daft because they couldn't use the centre circle. 

One of the pundits was David Moyes and he was raging. He was arguing that you get a better view from the stands and he couldn't see who was scoring goals. 

Better idea, Cowboy Poker with sports commentators…

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Had a dream last night I started watching The Sopranos again. In the first episode Glasgow, which was apparently full of Tony's friends, got completely destroyed. Absolutely covered in napalm. Buildings thrown through the air by fire. He was quite unhappy with it.

[TxRover]

(Offering fainting couch)

But tell me, Mr. Sanchez, how did YOU feel about it?

 

 

 

{Perhaps more disturbingly, Apple decided to autocorrect “about” to “Adele”…}

[Miguel Sanchez]

31 minutes ago, TxRover said:

(Offering fainting couch)

But tell me, Mr. Sanchez, how did YOU feel about it?

 

 

 

{Perhaps more disturbingly, Apple decided to autocorrect “about” to “Adele”…}

I was online posting about it on another message board all proud because Glasgow had been featured. "It's called heritage sweetie, look it up" is what I believe I posted.

[TxRover]

2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I was online posting about it on another message board all proud because Glasgow had been featured. "It's called heritage sweetie, look it up" is what I believe I posted.

Amusingly this brought to mind all the Southerners waving “Stars and Bars” and chanting heritage, not hate. It made me realize that the Southern Myth around here is simply a ripoff of Scottish/Irish history. The essential difference is the Irish and Scots had genuine grievances against the English (absentee ownership, cruel laws and policies, genocide, etc) where the South simply felt that their inhumane treatment of the slaves was acceptable as it was necessary for their economic good, and they resented the North wanting to end the practice.

[Molotov]

He should be so lucky….or given this is climate related should this be in the “it’s getting hot in here?”thread?

Looks a bit like the Brazilian apprentice with Sugar and his babes.

Edited August 8, 2023 by Molotov

[scottsdad]

I dreamed that there was a new talk show on TV called "Shite of your Life". 

Basically, Michael Barrymore would bring on a celebrity guest to sit down and discuss the best shites they ever had. One guest (I think it was Barbara Windsor) was laughing and talking about the one that changed her life. 

What worries me is that, I must have loads of dreams, but only ever remember ones to do with shites. 

[Shipa]

4 hours ago, scottsdad said:

I dreamed that there was a new talk show on TV called "Shite of your Life". 

Basically, Michael Barrymore would bring on a celebrity guest to sit down and discuss the best shites they ever had. One guest (I think it was Barbara Windsor) was laughing and talking about the one that changed her life. 

What worries me is that, I must have loads of dreams, but only ever remember ones to do with shites. 

^ ^ ^ Scatophile found

[Venti]

 

[tamthebam]

19 hours ago, scottsdad said:

I dreamed that there was a new talk show on TV called "Shite of your Life". 

Basically, Michael Barrymore would bring on a celebrity guest to sit down and discuss the best shites they ever had. One guest (I think it was Barbara Windsor) was laughing and talking about the one that changed her life. 

What worries me is that, I must have loads of dreams, but only ever remember ones to do with shites. 

Roger Mellie found

 

[ScotiaNostra]

we laugh but the way TV is going, it cant be far off

[Sergeant Wilson]

On 14/08/2023 at 15:16, scottsdad said:

I dreamed that there was a new talk show on TV called "Shite of your Life". 

Basically, Michael Barrymore would bring on a celebrity guest to sit down and discuss the best shites they ever had. One guest (I think it was Barbara Windsor) was laughing and talking about the one that changed her life. 

What worries me is that, I must have loads of dreams, but only ever remember ones to do with shites. 

Babs would've shat on your living room carpet in her later years.

[Stellaboz]

Last night I went to Papua New Guinea with Andy and Dwight from the US office. 

The island was tiny, maybe 20 minutes walk side to side a bar, pool table, bowling and a restaurant in each corner. We started a riot in one corner.